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>NEWS & STREAMS
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How do we fix Chaos Knight?

nth for Traxex is the best waifu

DEAD

FUCKING

GAME

Reminder to Vote for IO in the arcana contest

reduce his ult cooldown by 5 every patch until he suddenly becomes a fotm OP hero, then increase it by 10 and give him +0.2 str gain

THANK GOD THE SUMMIT IS SOON I FUCKING MISSED WATCHING SOME DOTES.

What buzzwords and terminology should I add to my Dota vocab to sound like an ebin oldfag?

confusedanimegirlwithinterrogationmarkaboveherhead.jpg

Make him Chaos Nightstalker

I genuinely used all of my votes on Bloodseeker

>We get two arcana releases a year disguised as seasonal events and one of them is going to be Io themed
>mfw

>People unironically asking valve for Wraith King Arcana that makes him into a skeleton game
>People literally asking Valve to be able to pay $35 for the old model

holy mother of good goyim

also

>not voting for Necrolyte

Where is my genderbend arcana valve you fucking hacks!

don't worry m'boy, pudge will pull out a surprise win over io and get a transgender arcana because inclusivity

We already have a cutie trap hero :3c Techies :^)

im voting for pudge
the most popular hero of all time deserves arcana

build battlefury on him

>winning game
>Gyro has a 4 stack out ancients, soon to be 5
>enemy Kunkka takes it after he kills the Gyro who was way out of position
>"sry guys, I feed now gg"
Nice game

>Reddit begging for Mirana model update
Is it finally going to happen bros? Valve will listen to reddit r-right? Mirana waifu will be cute!

remember this is the kind of people that go 'WELL IF MY TEAM DOES THIS AND THIS IM GONNA FEED ENEMY TEAM BECAUSE THESE GUYS DONT DESERVE TO WIN' even if no one can even figure out what they did to anger the guy in the first place

I genuinely hope karma will hit secret at TI for their backstabbery. I used to root for EE , but time has made me wiser and i now know anime is the root of all evil.

Karma doesn't need to hit Secret, they'll do it all themselves.

>teammates griefs then abandons
>still lose mmr

why?

can I at least lose like half?

>wtf support no deward
How the fuck am I supposed to deward? Do I just magically know where the enemy wards are? And even if I do, approaching them means I get ganked by the enemy. How the fuck does a support deward except with a gem?

when i get to that point i openly announce in the pick screen that i will feed if you do x

and then i repeat it in game. if they do x i feed.

Reminder that LD doesn't give a fuck about the Summit 5. He has already moved on to Overwatch (the first stream hit 6k viewers!). Dota is now an afterthought where he will delegate C team casters for all the matches. Why should LD give a single FUCK about you entitled asshats who don't even bother watching his studio cast, and when you do its with adblock, what a fucking joke. I hope this tournament is a disaster.

>no /d2g/ carry to support

its often pretty easy to read from enemy movements where some of their wards are

Sounds like something IF would do desu. Actually sounds like something IF does all the fucking time. I wonder who will be pushed over the top next time.

Will this be the death of beyond the shekels?
Will we finally get decent casters that dont have the personality of a moldy cumsock?

smoke

>tfw you have a quarry to settle

Make Phantasms magic immune.

If you see them ward somewhere you obviously deward them when its safe.

Otherwise you use dewards when there are areas you don't want the enemy to have vision.
Knowing the enemy doesn't have vision allows for taking/defending objectives.

I really do hope the dota "scene" dies. Pro wannabees are the worst teammates.

>the death of the best casting studio that was the stepping stone for our scenes best casters like ODPixel and Lumi is a good thing
Dotards are this fucking stupid lmao

>148142445
>odpixel and fucking LUMI are good
even baits should have limits
you could give someone an anourysm with this

>best studio
>lumi and OD are good casters
>our
Hello m'reddit
*votes for Io*

>best casters like ODPixel and Lumi

does anyone know if winter and xyclopz ever casted together?

that sounds funny as fuck

>wake up
>no patch
why live?

Is lifestealer gonna get a nerf? Sub-5k is literally unplayable right now.

>They have silly accents they must be bad
americans lmao

in what way will pitlord get reworked before being ported dotards?

Wait for the All-Star match during TI6, and then they will do it, BOOM. That's it. They announce Underlord in the 10v10 allstars match, and boom. There you go. Sweet, they patch him in within 24 hours, and you've got your Underloard.

If you mean BALANCE patch, then you'll have to wait 1 month and 14 days after TI6 ends.

It's only been eleven months and $80,000,000 worth of tournaments and pixel sales you entitled little shit it's a free game you don't even need to pay for it maybe support Valve a little bit THEN ask for free heroes maybe??

It's entirely playable when both shadow demon and beastmaster are in your top 5 played heroes, you're just a baddie

wait what? I play at 4K and rarely see waifustealer, and when he's around i've not noticed super high winrates for him

Countering lifestealer requires coordination and solid teamplay.

That does not exist sub 5k.

Hence, unplayable.

>literally keeping this same exact patch for ti6
why

WHY

So is dota 2 dead yet?
Or growing stronger?

i rarely see lifestealer, and by rarely i mean when i play it on unranked
that + 0.15 bat hurt him pretty badly and the other cancer heroes are much more broken than him

Just pick AA lmao how can lifesteal be real if regen isn't real

wifestealer gets kited to absolute shit by anyone with a purge or a bkb-piercing disable and has a winrate below 51% in all brackets

literally just pick tb and/or shadow demon for free wins every day of the week. if you can't/won't play those heroes you're a shitter desu

You mean Slark?
>purge/nuke
>escape/pseudo-stun
>+AGI for every right click
>free fountain heal/you can't right click him

We are in a perpetual state of dead you fucking retard how new are you? This shitty fucking game was never alive.

literally every game in existance is dead according to vg

you mean LITERALLY better lifestealer?
yes

games were a mistake

7 games vs lifestealer, all 7 lost due to lifestealer only.

I pick a bm or something, someone picks some other disabler or save, one miscoordinated engage and we lose.

>3 unwinnable games in a row
Every time I see a tard with a page full of losses on my team I'm dodging from now on.

maybe your carry should lift his fat fucking ass and hit the enemy supports/lifestealer while hes stunned/chainstunned

Guys, tell me a carry to first pick every game that I can rise to 4k with

Yeh so the game relies on lifestealer being chainstunned, correct?

And you're saying that can be done consistently in lower mmr?

he's so easy to kite though, it's not he's walking around at 522ms one-shotting everything in his path

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR CENTAUR " PICK ME " WARRUNNER TO OUTFARM EMBER SPIRIT?

well most games rely on the enemy carry being chainstunned/kited untill bkb runs out no?

I just had a game where I had to solo off lane with mirana because our doom who said he would offlane decided to afk jungle and get a 15 minute midas

ofc we fucking lost

>Have pretty evenly matched, long and fun games
>Someone on my team disconnects late game and we lose
I don't even care about mmr anymore. I've realized that games are too often completely out of my hands and mmr therefore indicates nothing and is pointless.

I haven't played in years.
I'm just here to post Chen anyway.
Also this thread seems very alive compared to ones that last 2-3 days.

>someone on enemy team first picked arc warden
it's one of you guys isn't it

WHAT FUCKING DIRECTION IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE

>triple stack a few jungle camps for our mid TA without being asked because I'm a good support player
>she takes the stacks
>snowballs after getting her early desolator
Feels good to be a good player

All me

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Manga are read from right to left

How butthurt are you retards that reddit is going to get there way again and recieve an IO arcana. They are creating a meme that will be remembered forever and put into the game. Meanwhile you cucks have produced not a single memorable meme (well you have but Reddit stole the good ones and took credit for it) like lmao you pathetic cucks.

Good for (You).

LC comic tonight along with hint of Ass Undertaker

I like IO.
I didn't know reddit liked IO and I really don't give a shit. As far as I'm concerned that just makes them useful idiots for me.

best 1v9 heroes? (besides am)

>liking Wisp
>the most cancerous hero that ever existed in the game

Me taking it up in the ass :3

ask me how I know you're 2.3k mmr

timbershit as long as he doesn't have to siege the base

alternatively Techies as long as he isn't outside the base

are you that stupid furfag or the anime faggot? Either way id fuck ur ass with my 8 inch dick ;)

>tfw barely play
>tfw even then I'm better than 96% of doturds at getting reported

Step up ur shitalk son

I thought that was techies

Which game is this? Is it live?

Okay user, there will be a genderbender arcana! In fact one for each female hero.

Techies is garbage thanks to nerfing, meanwhile IO is lolz free double regen effects and turns shit carries into hyper-carries. What a dumb hero concept IO + tony is the most broken thing ever except for maybe Centaur ult with stun.

Ember didnt want all the farm, cause he didnt have a game to lose.

Simple as that :^)

>tfw you settle your quarry

>watching 0001 mmr livestream
>there's a 45 minute witchdoctor whose only items are power treads and bots
>start laughing uncontrollably

Why is there no global hero?

beyondthesummit.tv/the-summit-5/

>Giving OG a free ticket to the winner finals

lol xd

>0 abandons

I don't know how everyone else has the patience

time is quite literally money when you're a wageslave

>tfw 2v5 with a 3 stack with retard timber
>Earth SPirt is a literal god but retard Morph,enigma,timber
>will not stop fucking throwing
>this Morph never listens to my calls
>farm 18 minute blink while buying every ward
>get spammed ping by timber and enigma
>Morphling is like some arab with anime music going on in the background keeps saying "I wanna go back"
>Timber is like some 0500k mmr fucker who keeps screaming "BUILD THE WALL BE A LIBKEK 2016" has shitty death grips tier music going on it the background screams "it goes" while it's happening
>no joke Enigma is either a cuckold or a child
>because I kept hearing "ur so much bigger than ur brother go harder" with muted tears over voip


fuck dota 2 1v5 retard game

Do support players actively want to support

or

Do they get forced into those roles because they are to Beta to try for a core role?

Also which scenario is more pathetic? I imagine actively wanting to support makes you a bugger cuck honestly.

Hmm i did not know samsung made mice.

>Redemption Vote

What was the purpose of this?

10/10 blog made me drown

>tfw you set up kills for your core all game and he runs away every time

>Russian talent
>no v1lat so no v1lat's wife

;_;