/wotg/ - World of Tanks General

what game?

how does the white flag stick out of the side of the crusader?
how does that make sense on any level?

Fucking 'A i thought I was in WoWG. I'm out of here

Man, these secret documents WG has access to.

gyroscopes

You are asking GuP to make sense. Not only that, but the only problem you had with that whole sequence was the flag, not the fact that the crusader jumps with that tiny lip, or the fact that when it turns the chaffee doesnt overtake it.

alright the gravity could be different on that planet and maybe the chaffee had a damged engine and the crusader gained like 150 meters during that sequence
but the flag means that ppl either figured that it could be useful to put a flag there or the flag has a better armor piercing ability then the tank shells theyre firing

I actually read the """source""" and it's completely different from the wiki article. Not surprised desu

Probably put a flag on every side of the tank for just such an occasion

Is Greg safe?

>Crusader somehow overtakes a Chaffee, to the point it can turn and make an impossible jump while still being ahead of it
There are limitations to this shit even in anime.

greg works at an airport, not a courthouse

Someone post the pershing scene where they BTFO the shermans

>There are limitations
no
I don't have this one ;_;

>Have flanking shots on tank
>Don't shoot it and drive around like idiots instead
Was this the special ed team or something?

yea

>tanks magically stop when shot
>high penetration gun tosses lightly armored tanks around like crazy
i dont think thats how momentum works

I knew it was the retard team as soon as i saw the duck tank there.

let me tell you about momentum

Did they die?

Unfortunately no. They apparently gave all the schoolgirls in that universe the super solider serum.

PAAFEKUTO SORUJA?

So

They're about to get their shit literally blown the fuck up and suddenly all they care is a butterfly?

They are in a lee user. They were dead the moment they got in it.

Saki is a rusemaster

Better than the usual retarded shit where the find a way to beat the IS with the Lee.

Anyone have a webm of the type 95 or whatever just whizzing about the T-34's and whatnot and taking them all out?

>we need ideas for t10 arty, what should we do?
>how about making 3 that can take half your health on non pens, one with an autoloader and turret, and another that shoots fast, has high accuracy, and has the highest ap pen in the game
>i'm sure the player base will love it

Pz 38(t)? youtube.com/watch?v=_myHyADCLq0

ye, it was one of those.

>Watching GuP movie
>They shoot the T28
>It starts to burn
All those girls died horribly, and there is no way around that.

>high alpha finger of god arty is a good mechanic
t. no one ever

don't worry they're trained for these situations

>Muzzle brake explodes
>Still can't remove the Kliment
The man is just like his namesake tank, not really good at anything at all, but near impossible to get rid of.

What if he had a case today, user? What if he had a case today?

why would he
unless someone abandoned their luggage cuz a case is common luggage

The weeaboo team practices but one tactic. Lemming rush and die.

Death to weeaboos

That can get a pass due to comedy though.

In the original series the character who pointed out the butterfly only spoke once, and it was to provide them with how to take out an Elefant with a Lee. Surprise buttsex.

but jesus was a weeaboo
he frequently communicated with fictional characters and refused any opportunity to get intimate with women
do you hate jesus user?
are you a filthy jew?

>but jesus was a weeaboo
More true than you know.

is that shit legit?

Well Japan is very Christian, literally indoctrinated into them in the 1800s by Baka Europeans

>Play heavy
>4 enemy spgs on sand river

>play medium on mission to kill two spgs
> against 0 spgs

Fuuuuuuck

lol this is almost as good as the mud church in Africa that claims to have the ark of the covenant.

>Thread is now totally dead except for GUP posters
This is fine.

>google where jesus died and find some fresh 2000s underground music
youtube.com/watch?v=8jmkeDhhqZ8

tonight was AoE2 night, can't play tanks all the time.

can we all agree gup is stupid shit

desu I didn't really enjoy the move as much as I would have liked because of all the retarded stuff the tanks were pulling off. The only bit I really enjoyed was when the T95 shed its extra tracks to become the T28. So I wouldn't say it is shit but it is certainly mediocre with its only value being the occasional cool moment and the porn.

I last played the first week of may

T28 and T95 is the same thing dummy
The tracks are just removable so they'd fit on trains and go over bridges

I know I meant in terms of the game's classification.

Game classifies a made up thing as T28 but I can see how you'd come to that conclusion

half the things in the game were dubious bluerprints from Russian archives looking at you jap heavies . IT would be funny if the in game T95 could have its extra tracks broken off leaving it lopsided.

>tfw cant deal with the micromanagement and learning curve of RTSs
>tfw my reactions are too slow for FPSs
>tfw i only have regrets from the endless choices and fear of mistakes in RPGs
>tfw cant find any decent jump'n runs
>tfw puzzle games make me feel inadequate
tanks it is then

Play total war or grand strategy
Total war games don't require much micro as they are
Other real time tactics games like men of war also require less micro

How about something like besiege or minecraft? Sometimes its just fun to build stuff.

>vlcsnap

im not very creative but i do enjoy playing survival/crafting games
however they become boring when i dont really have to care about survival anymore and have to find shit to keep me occupied

>tonight was aoe2 night
in nofun?

If I missed a goyim aoe2 night I'm going to be upset

Nah just me and my mates regularly have AoE 2 nights. Maybe the clans should do them to keep rage levels down.

Nothing beats the ethiopian nog squads

>men of war also require less micro
but you have to actually take control of individual units if you want to get things done

Yes but you can leave units to do their own thing
Well until they run out of ammo

Just play company of heroes, simplest RTS I can think of and it's a ww2 setting

Playing my LTTB and I literally just got eight games in a row that were less than 35% chance to win. Somehow a guy in a T57 heavy with 40k games can't deal a single point of damage before he fucking dies. Are these people not embarrassed about how bad they are? High tier tanks need some sort of skill requirement to play, because right now this game fucking sucks unless MM decides to give you an actual fair game.

i did but i didnt feel it

Is Ev safe?

Tournament in an hour, goyim.

why is the m3 lee so damn comfy

Try some grand strategy game or 4X game which are slower paced. Or Sins of a Solar Empire which is half RTS half 4X.

>lorraine right beside me shoots me 3 times before I notice him
holy shit I am out of it

WG's business model is run on allowing twits to buy their way to the high tiers, whether it be from spamming/botting matches with premium account, converting XP, or just buying a tier 8 premium before they even have 500 battles. People like that that are generally the reason I avoid playing tier 7 lights or non-pref 8s in pubs anymore. You just can't make up for tier 10s doing 0 damage in such tanks.

>100M1
For what purpose?

reminder that people in the 5v5 Bss of this Gym team have a tourney in 20 mins.

Barely. 1st day in new prison, already caught a dude trying to hide nonschool related shit in his report, had to take that shit out. Making friends already!

>nonschool related shit
pls elaborate not like ppl post tank related stuff anyways

boast 2000s to revive di thread
youtube.com/watch?v=zudbz4hOcbc

You talking shit about VIc, mate? I'll pop you in the gobber, swear on me mum.

Literally anything that isn't part of their reports or work is not allowed. They try to hide it a couple pages in, almost always page 2 lmao. This guy wrote a declaration about being a Jehovah's Witness and not allowing anyone to give him a blood transfusion. Nothing too bad, just asked him about it and took it out, saved as evidence. The ones to actually watch for and report are the letters to attorneys, girlfriends, boyfriends, etc.

just

let it end

im just tryin to wake you up
youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
pls let death be quick and painless

Someone should make a /wotg/ bingo.

>lorraine 40 t
Fuck this gay earth and fuck this tank.

Just wait a week or two and it will magically be gone.

I did it senpais. I got someone to talk shit about my clan's name~

batchat AP soon, goy

I haven't played much in the past month. Did I miss anything besides tank soccer?

...

>batchat AP

Looks like I suffered 150k exp for nothing then.

I guess I'll just start grinding the stock WZ 111 then.

Should have told him to go play Warthunder.