Guild Wars 2 General - /gw2g/

This is a bullshit post, ignore it.

stop making new threads please

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Yes, thank you for asking.

>stop doing what I dont like

yeah

would you like to give us an example?

>tfw /v/ is making fun of gw2 again

Fluffy snufflies!

>I don't like shitposting being corrected so newfags don't get confused
?????????????????????

Do we have content yet?

Goddamn I fucking hate arenanet so much.

I like a lot of you cute and comfy anons tho...

the view is pretty good this way too

Reported, see you after your ban is over!

cry more pussy

ugh..... It's a shame we have one of the slowest generals now and yet we still have retards here like this user.

I'm going to school you quickly:

1. There's no reason to report me, and you would get in trouble for doing so as frivolous reports are looked down upon.
2. Announcing reports is against the rules, and therefore, you've just shot yourself in the foot.

You stupid little shit.

What can I expect from the quarterly patch?
Please don't say disappointment...

ok

I won't say it

Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.

Nobody knows :(. They're locking threads on the official forums that are talking about the content drought and what the fuck anet are doing with their game. It's a tough time right now user..

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more imbalance
no new content
fixing something minor that's been broken since launch

new wings

oh, btw user, is this quite an old photo know? I see what looks to be my cute friend Charmyn, it got my hopes up that she'd returned.

Read this for guild info:

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the Veeky Forums guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you

i'm pretty sure being an annoying idiot is reportable

Read this for friend info:

>I'm a new/returning/old player, how do I get a friend?

NA: Ask Rikki to be your friend
EU: I'm sure there's a nice friend there too

see and follow that post chain

CUTE.

Report yourself then, thnx. P.s. You're a shitcunt and need to stfu and stop whining like a little bitch.

>it's another Rexxie gets banned again and takes it out on the general episode

y-you'll be my friend? but what if I'm too quiet?

I've friended NPC's before! I can't talk enough for the two of us

It's okay to be quiet, user. Friendship exists in the quiet moments too, in fact, sometimes that's what shows the real strength of friendship.

That's adorable Rikki. (I think you meant "I can talk enough for the two of us). You're lovely.

You're creeping me out to be perfectly honest.
Why do you have shit like that saved?
What is your green text even mean?
I'm not banned, I'm not 'taking it out on the general'. What the fuck is wrong with you dude, honestly.

My advice: Get a life and stop obsessing over me.

oops, I did

I was just so excited to meet a new friend is all

What does Rexxie taste like?

Miss Thikksi's Bulking Program edition when?

I'd like to think I taste like something yummy, like burgers, or chicken nuggets, or lasagna.

You make me chuckle, user.

Yeah, it's from last year.

Not even the thick want to be thick. Pic related, she's trying to burn it off with dancing.

:o

GAHAHAHAHA
OOOOHOHOHOHO~

whoops

user!

Please no

Gonna barb you

Can you name all of Vae's characters?

Vae The Trap

Can you?

florburz?

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give your duck a high five you rat slut

A-user please that's lewd!

i do love the shots with rata sum night time sky in the background, it's gorgeous

Best cut that out, rat.

They're probably my favorite

I don't like this

i dont like when you shitpost about your friends but here we are :)

i do, chop chop vae better start that transitioning

post white femcharrs

>2016
>still no boxer or martial arts class
>no warrior with a touch of thief elite spec
youtube.com/watch?v=0v8_lHwq2C8

Wouldn't you be better off with a plain old femcharr? c@ are mostly the same physically apart from their heads.

Asura boxer reporting in! Place your bets, these ears aren't the only heavy hitters tonight

Also boxing gloves were sold in the gemstore for the first.. two years of GW2's life? You missed out user, maybe they'll add them back like the bunny ears and stuff

damn.

post cute

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kill bunself

5 minutes old, fresh

forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/game/gw2/Living-World-Season-Three

Mike O'Brien post

>no release date
kek, enjoy your gemstore patch tommorow

Basically damage control before going to bed.

>I’m sure you understand why I’m focused on sustainability
>let's end the personal story with a huge cliffhanger and wait 1 year to release new content :^)

I'm not even one of those bitter "hurr raids dont count as updates" fags but 1 single part of the game getting updates is just not enough. Especially when your game is trying to appeal to the most casual mmo players out there.

Why is stock body girth "thick" now?

I can't wait for the December bi-yearly update

>changing release scheduling once again

Looking forward to S3 E2 in january!

>"Sorry, umm, “A”, as in one episode?"
>Not in tomorrow/today's update
>Literal glider-tron release

nice

>tfw
I have no words

Idk why people are thinking this means we don't get a patch tomorrow. They didn't outright confirm no content tomorrow so I still expect all this to happen tomorrow.

faeqq the niggerfaggot

i can't stop laughing at how adorable that duck is when it dances

>Now we integrate the episode content with the other updates that ship in this release

Because max thickness on femsura is literal obesity, Swagg. Even the one before max is pushing it. Stop trying to convince people otherwise.

id fuck swagg's thick rats

i love qt bitsi

lonely rats aren't cute, boppsi

why don't you have a waifu to accompany you on adventures yet? i can be your waifu if you need me to

i dont get it, what's the joke?

You want to fuck fatties then go ahead, I'm not saying fluffy rats don't deserve a good pounding with a reacharound. I'm just saying, call a spade a spade.

tfw no mcharr musk scented cologne

>that feel

fukoff vae

this thread won't last to see actual content being released

What if we do get like a little mini-game or an event chain or something? Not just dyes and gliders?

>tfw SAB was the best content patch in GW2's history

But I'm Vae.

but im vae...

shut the FUCK up vae