Neptunia General #952

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Four Goddesses Online: Cyber Dimension Neptune in production. Platform and release date not yet announced.
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Superdimension Neptune vs Sega Hard Girls releasing in October for NA.

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a little nep-nep she just too memes much

Vert is best goddess.

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>DOUBLE DOUBLE E EDITION

xth for drinks

Neptune - "Grape soda goodness"
Noire - "Our cafe's pride cocktail"
Blanc - "Refreshing coconut"
Vert - "Large apple mojito; do share with a friend"

Nepgear - "Sweet and light lemonade"
Uni - "Non-alcoholic version of the 'Noire'"
Rom/Ram - "Delicious strawberry milk"

Plutia - "Caution, high in liquor!"
Peashy - "Mango PUNCH! HIYA!"
Rei - "Soothing blue mint tea"

Uzume - "Cool mix of orange and pomegranate"
IF - "Cola with a little extra"
Compa - "Peach tea made with love"
Arfoire - "Mexican wine. Classic and old."

Rei is so cute

I'd a Beru.

would you a qt cake

Friendly reminder.

dibs on the "Soothing blue mint tea"

Rei character DLC when

Do I see an Extreme Rules match in the making, maggle?

Guessing by the lack of alcohol described you've never had a mixed drink.

Are you old enough to be posting here?

IF is the best Nep, so I guess it's only natural that she has the best drink.

Those are the translated artist's comments.

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Just realized I forgot to take the name off after making the thread. My bad, folks, sorry about that.

Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger!

This is cute Iris Heart.

So any explanation why FutaGear is a thing?

>implying whoever posted this is wrong

*unzips gehaburn*

God trying to get drops on Blanc vs Zombies is a pain.

any tips? i used a trophy guide to let me know what bosses drop some of the treasure parts i need, but its taking forever.

Anyone wanna grind items sometime? psn: Pakalicious

>Arfoire
>Mexican

youtube.com/watch?v=eSw92CCHraA

Reminder that tangerines kick ass and praise Lastation while you still can!

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They're wrong now

Praise Lastation!

I think big nep was made on purpose.

>There are possibly millions of Neps across millions of dimensions
>All of them hate eggplants

I guess it's one of the constants of the universe

Praise Rena...

>Blue mint tea
exquisite

>Someone else wants to play blanc v zombies
fug, I'm about to head to bed. I'll help you with them tomorrow, ok?

Goodness, everyone, isn't Uni and Never together just the cutest?

How much does big nep pretend to be retarded?

if they ever add plutie dlc to v ii they need to add scenes where ih molests uzume, big nep, steamax, affimojas, and all the shas

I like this one better

What the goodness! I meant m--I mean Nepgear's name, of course.

Nowaygear is cute too, the most hard working and try hard (in a good way) girls of the games.

Please wave at me.

I want to hang out and eat pudding with Neptune.

Let's talk about Uni.

They need an introduction to mine and they will stop hating them.

The thief.

And they are the cutest when bullied Yes, I have a thing for "Miss Perfect"s that are bully material, I don't know how, I just do

I'm surprised I dont see people talk more about how Nep literally cucked Noire in rebirth3 (and I assume victory)

other diminsion Noire clearly had feelings for Plutia.
Nep comes in and they become besties and hang out together way more in planetune, while noire stays in lastation and the game pretty much forgets that Noire felt that way about her.

Poor noire.

coward bully cad AND thief

I play with her every day and always keep her fully charged. She is a fun, loyal, cute nepper who deserves a better sister than Noire.

Victory was a _ista__

> had feelings for Plutia.
She hanged around out of jeaously, once she gets the CPU memory she fucks off and forgets about everything else. She's just an attention whore who wanted to be someone famous.

She will steal your shares in your sleep and you won't even notice

Why Noire has so much haters?

>once she gets the CPU memory she fucks off and forgets about everything else

she was busy with her own nation and neptune basically seduced plutie away from her.

I dont care much for noire in general but i feel bad for that one in particular.

Damn you Neptune.

What's popular gets a lot of hates, yes?

This is the same thing

So the dimensions have different rules, but in megatagmension implied that cpus could actually age.

What would older versions of the neps be like?
imagine uni and nepgear as an adult canon couple.

well 2 Noires wouldn't be so bad

I wanted to like her, but she turned out to be a mean, bitter evil nep who wasn't cute at all. It's like the writers forgot that there is supposed to be a 'dere' half to 'tsundere'

I like Noire, but the V was just not right, it was all kinds of wrong, try VII, Noire has far better character than V

Dont insult Uni like that.

Adult girlfriends Unigear intrigues me though.
Tagmension has so many cpus, did they even imply there were only four nations?
Assuming there are and netune and noire still run theirs, or maybe it doesnt work like that, what would adult Unigear do after growing up and graduating?

Is V noire different from rebirth3 noire? because I actually liked ps1 noire in rebirth3 best but have never played the ps3 versions.

I'm actually a huge noire fan, and I act like a noire hater and pretend that all the angry replies are from noire herself getting all flustered for getting bullied and I masturbate to it

Which one is Nepgear again?

It's the same, though V/RB3 Noire tends to act like a huge bitch(I assume that's because she's younger than HyperDimension Noire). As I said, VII has the HyperDimension Noire with far better character, especially since Neptune is not around her

Uni is nep most likely to masturbate to thoughts of her older sister.

Imagine noire finding out uni had watched her and masturbated to it, but is dating nepgear now and doesnt anymore, and noire gets upset her sister doesnt shlick to her any more.
Maybe she'll mess around to try to get uni to pay attention to her because shes jealous like that.

Nepgear catches on to noire and tries to distract uni away from that.

it ends up escalating as noire doing shit to neptune and nepgear doing shit to uni.

meanwhile neptune has no idea wtf is going on but is enjoying the sexy times.

>Maybe she'll mess around
*with Neptune

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Has this guy killed himself yet?

With the amount of popularity she has, noway she won't gather some haters as well.

>noire starts kissing and groping neptune
>neptune has no idea theres some rivalry between noire and nepgear happening, doesnt question it, just enjoys the ride

I need nepgear angrily trying to one up noire by molesting uni in my life.

I think he hates the series now because K-Sha was a mistake and the writers didn't mean it and V-II is totally not canon seriously guys

Are you guys writing the sequel of the Proposal? Man, good fanfic.

Dear One True Goddess, let it end with Noire and Nepgear getting it on together

>Hating Konami
I agree with him on that count.

He also hates Neptune and wishes every night that Compile Heart would've never come up with her and just let Noire be the protagonist like they originally planned.

Hi Noirerlz. Noire can be a good waifu but people like you aren't fan of the games.

Ok, lemme think..

So after trying to one up each other, nepgear and noire start getting in each others faces and yelling at each other.

Noire decides to start doing stuff to nepgear for various reasons, both to be petty to uni and as an attempt to look arounsing to uni again by doing stuff with her gf.

uni is watching on in shock while netune, is cheering them on all WOO HOO

"so uh... should we do stuff too?"
"no neptune"

Neptune starts taking pictures and sending them to vert.

Where the FUCK did I imply I agreed with him? Fuck him for hating on Neptune

Capcom is trash but C-Sha is at least interesting. K-Sha leverages almost none of Konami's history (mostly just MGS, and Twinbee in a single attack), but she commits an even greater sin than that--she's boring. There is nothing to her personality that can't be summed up in four Japanese letters: yandere. It's not as if anyone in this series has a particularly deep personality, but if the jokes and references are missing too, what is there to like?

You forgot Tokimeki Memorial

Being a girl doesn't make you a Tokimeki Memorial reference.

K-sha's design and the way she acts is a reference to that but okay you win

Is Tokimeki as gay as K-sha?

Thanks for supporting my shit!

I post here every once in a while. Good to see my crap posted in here.

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>Finished Neptune's arc of G
Just to confirm, you only get a member of the gold third in your party for one fight during the arcs right?

yeah

Okay, so I'm not missing out on something. Good to know.

>Wake up in room
>Find out you've been locked in
>Discover that Noire and Nepgear locked you in, thinking that you're the only who would actually love them and appreciate them

What would you even do /nepgen/?

Kick Gear out and replace her with Uni.

Break the glass on the window, jump out and die.

Well, I didn't expect to see her in a Nep game.

Well she is voice by the same VA as Nepgear in japanese, Yui Horie

Convince Nepgear that she already knows that Uni loves her. Live out wonderful days with Noire.

Go back to sleep.

>G arc
Turns out Noire is quite likeable when not forced into tsun situations. And her dub VA is getting better too.

What the fuck is with Ksha though? So far she's like a female version of "eat all the eggs" guy.

I wish she was playable

>So far she's like a female version of "eat all the eggs" guy
You have no idea how accurate you are.

SHARING FIELD TENKAI

NOT SO FAST LITTLE GIRL

SPANKING FIELD TENKAI