/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
hltv.org/events/upcoming/
gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
hltv.org

>Wiki
wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgolounge.com
csgobackpack.net
gosugamers.net
i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU

>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q

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instagram.com/p/BHwg3l9gb0t/
hltv.org/match/2303413-china-vietnam-philippines-winner-world-championships-2016-asian-qualifier#streamcontainer
youtu.be/0VWGXBpfTjw
youtu.be/Om78F1mKBtI
twitch
youtu.be/768P6wBqVJ4?t=5m
youtube.com/watch?v=HBa-9nAf6Ks
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

lol doa thread

it should exist

anyone watching the world championship games live now?

noodle with soy sauce or butter & salt?

aha lol moses

you five (5) should make a team

no i'm watching the aussie cybergamer stuff

>tfw lost every game today right as I get out of DMG hell

Any aussie DMGs/LEs wanna queue up? I just want to win one.

iktfbro

semmler trying too hard instagram.com/p/BHwg3l9gb0t/

>see nice souvenir skin i want
>try to sell some shit skin to get it
>iphone magically forgets login
>can't remember 6 character pw
>change it
>can't sell/buy shit for a week

Where can I watch it?

...

>someone saved my oc
honored :>

hltv.org/match/2303413-china-vietnam-philippines-winner-world-championships-2016-asian-qualifier#streamcontainer

>buy s1mple foil
>the price tanks

fucking viet shits cant even make it to fucking 11 rounds

On sale for too long

d e a d

did two retarded things today
youtu.be/0VWGXBpfTjw
youtu.be/Om78F1mKBtI

just like your social life

good job user :3

Say that to my 10/10 girlfriend. Oh, you can't talk to women? that't too bad since I fuck over 300 women a year, I make 30 000 euros per month, I have numerous friends in every city I travel. You are nothing to me, kiddo

Leave my board

The flick was sick

thanks fellas

just spotted the cs killer
twitch
.tv/japanesports

Sticker sale went on too long.

Prices are ruined.


Who bankrupt investor here.

h-hey

Just to confirm, yes, slavs do have huge dicks :)

are you slav?

Yes

gonna need som evidence

post dick?

No, thirsty faggots, not that im any different
Maybe one day, if we get along and stuff you might see it

>if we get along and stuff
we need to start from somewhere, id?

>tfw winning 16-0 against 5 premade animefags

No..

:-(

Why do blacks like anime so much?

so you got a small dick then?

quality post
upvoted

:(

No, i just know too many friends of rrr's

>No, i just know too many friends of rrr's
S-So you don't want to be my friend because you know people I know too?

nys

Sort of, but no

n-no u

o-ok :(

what are some basic phrases in russian? I'm playing with one on my team and he doesn't talk english

idk

Sorry.. We wouldnt geet along anyway i feel

it's ok I guess :(
he's tk'ing me and I need help asap tbqh

kak dela pizdec

:(

Thats polish or czech, retard

no it's not you fucking idiot

great shark hunt is a great book
literally everything else in the photo is trash thou

I will use it, thanks

IT'S HIGH... TIME WE GET SOME MOJITOS, DONNY

we sometimes say pizdec here too

heh

nvm, he got a 7day ban for tk'ing me

youtu.be/768P6wBqVJ4?t=5m
bardolphencountersafemale.gif

>see a god-tier skin with 0.001 float and cheap at the same time
>try to sell my dota hats for money to get it
>dota items sell too slowly
>someone has already bought the skin by the time i came back with money

I hate that tfw

Not you again!

w-what?

>14.86 RWS on ESEA

am I gud yet?

dead game desu

is there any difference between esea client in the steam and from official web site?

your kind are not wanted here everyone report this kid

...

youtube.com/watch?v=HBa-9nAf6Ks

Wow some people....

>casual

>almost dead thread
>wants to kick out daily shitposter
i see why the csgogs are going down the drain

that shiposter is a big reason why no one comes here anymore. If he leaves it will be better for everyone.

thinken of becoming a new /magog/ tripfag

my /csgog/ CV:
quality posts (examples: )
oc
not anime person
jumbo good player
I can notice microhacks and I WILL post about them

fight me

makes sense now that i think about it

irl you fat weeb
dont even think about brining your katana collection

sure, I'll meet you in Plaza Francesa, faggot, I'm going to break your neck

>play operation wildfire missions
>40 kills with aug/sg552
>tedious as fuck
>finally manage to grind it out
>tell the other non-bot players also doing mission "im finished with this, knock yourself out"
>they give me free commends
This is LITERALLY better than free (You)s.

>tfw anime
>tfw get called daddy every game for deep voice

what the fuck is plaza francesca supposed 2b?
we need audience
lucerne main station 10pm CET Saturday you pussy

I'll be there

i goddamn hope so

Juliano is so fucking cute god damn.

How did I do?

is that fn? personally wished they made an a4 version

you should consider suicide then

pls unblock me >_

I can't believe you're asking me on /csgog/ to unblock you, I jsut blocked you on 2 accounts, but because of that, I'm going to block you on all my 9 accounts.

Yes it's FN, hence the "float"

unironically kill yourself honestly you underage 3/10 shitskin poorfag favelafaggot

ah okay. i dont really know much about float value desu

that's really mean

gotards
the low ammo sound is still not changed or removed from the game.
how can you justify this?
is there literally only 1 (one) guy working on CS:GO (Counter-Strike:Global Offensive)?
Or is it just a serve case of shit taste?

the only reason you have for not killing yourself is because it brings me pleasure that nothing good will ever happen in your life and you will never amount to anything

>is there literally only 1 (one) guy working on CS:GO (Counter-Strike:Global Offensive)?

yes

>is it just a serve case of shit taste?

yes

actually, the only reason I have for not killing myself is because I don't have the guts for doing so tbqh, I think I tried but failed like 2 or 3 times

you're so fucking worthless you can't even end your own life hahaha holy shit

s-sorry