/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Excellent glamour edition

>Previous thread:
>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
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>Patch Notes:
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8

>3.35 July 19th
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/e5e5cea1b9a706a22733af0dd3d790ab6bce41e1

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
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1st for kan-e-senna best girl

xth for tanks

xth for waiting for reset

eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/8b316e1ae99e1807ec6785971c3c16b84020f539

>have to wait months to get the attire
>have to take a selfie for the mount

Why is SE so retarded?

I'm not going to even bother because it's such a chore.

>sue says he isnt gay
>wants a male EB
bzzzt

reset already happened

Raya-O > Kan-E

I meant daily reset

are you from the future? tell me, is everyone still really gay?

its in half an hour

>to return, or not to return, that is the question
Is there anything fun to do in the game for someone who's perpetually solo, nowadays?

fuck tribes, fug impulsive appraisal

haha great post bruß

Looking for a plaything to share gil and cute/lewd things with on Gilgamesh. I have millions of gil that I like spending on friends anyway, a rank 8 FC with a medium house in the Goblet, a job that pays far too well for the hours, and my own appearance/demeanor, and would expect the following in return:

>Good at English, and a IM client available (Kik, Skype)
>An ACTUAL FEMALE, proven with timestamp
>Everything we do kept out of the thread

The catch:
>I'm Ippiki
>My job is quite demanding, weekdays from 9 to 5 EST and often physically/mentally exhausting
>I will drop whatever we are doing and respond to sales and/or what my friends/raid team needs of me, if the situation demands
>Come 4.0, I will be very occupied and likely end this relationship entirely, unless I find you particularly endearing

>Girl ingame
>Guy ingame

How's that gay?

>ginger

can we hug or fug

Look kids, no matter how low you fall in life, you'll NEVER be this thirsty.

How on earth am I supposed to level crafting without leve allowances?

this was funnier when it didnt have "I'm Ippiki" in the bottom
protip: jokes lose out on a lot if you explain them in the middle of the joke, its funnier when you read all of that and think by yourself "holy shit ippiki lmao"

The reason why EU didn't get an easy way to get codes like NA with Amazon is because they could pre-order something on Amazon, get the code then cancel it :^)

NA ruined EU of getting items.

>tfw I will never be free from myself
;_;

ERP.
Nothing, really. We're getting Deep Dungeons but apparently that's just another way to level your character, nothing lucrative I hear although we'll just have to wait a week to see.

Kan-E dyes her hair, the dumb bimbo

that was his original post

>This mad about no EB
Kehehehehe

This is ridiculous people are making fun of you for playing a male character I don't get it!!!!!!

LMAO

I'm aware of that concept art. To be fair she looks better, but then the ingame version was always blonde.

Reminder that futa and traps are gay

Who else is looking forward to 3.4's Midlander waifu quest chain?

Why is mocking ippiki so fun?

>sameface.jpeg

>tfw highlander waifu quest never

>Posting people who aren't even midlander anymore
>Posting someonewho doesn't play anymore

What about futa with feminine dicks?

Name 9 female highlanders

nth for Highlanders

I ask myself the same thing about gathering

>crack whore

It was hard to just find 9 midlanders from the thread

Gathering is easy because it doesn't require you to spend money on mats all the time
Just go and hit nodes around your level

Collectibles
Beast Tribes

Valsi, Lancia, Lewdlander, CG, Pippy, Cutielander, Avice, Harp, Tincan-chan, Sleek.

>c@ autist

Highlanders!?

Then don't make one?

Banda and Ruki too

The more I see this highlander the more I want to fuck it

>tfw forgot to list my friend and legendary Ruki

Harpuia, Lancia, Valsi, and Ceveth are the only ones I could think of.

3/10, unattractive

3/10, unattractive

5/10, can't be repaired without Fantasia

2/10, trash

Miqo'te 2/10, trash
Au Ra 1/10, trash

2/10, trash

2/10, uncommonly bad Lala

>Post your photo to get a chocobo

:^)

Would anyone actually do this?

Who is tin can

but it has a penis

Okay so someone help me out. Essentially a friend helped me get all my crafters to 50 with levekits. Im now essentially sitting at all 50s but with practically no gear and none of the job quests done so I dont have the mainhands. What is the order of operations to salvage this situation?

Class quests? Leves to 51/52? Moogles? Help!

shrimp

>tfw you will never have a full sentai party

>Gathering is easy because it doesn't require you to spend money on mats all the time

Thats true. It just feels really slow and boring when grinding out nodes

They all look like shit, Hyrur, Cats, Lizards, and butch dykes all look terrible.

Come back!!!!

...

Calm down Elezenlover

Read guides

What the fuck did you just say about my waifu?

Buy level 50 omniset and respective tools, shouldn't be too expensive.
Start moogle questlines and get every single class to lv 51, you get a huge boost on what each skill does at 51.
Blow up leves if you have any remaining, remember you need to gear yourself so weaver/ltw are a priority to craft your own gear as you go.
Collectibles once you run out of leves.

There was something about leveling out of her armor so she had to stop posting. She took off a part of it and you could tell they were Highlander (and female!). Then she stopped posting for a while. Only to come back and reveal they changed to cat.

Oh yeah, they exist too. They look even worse than all four of those other ones.
Shut the fuck up, Greg.

I just resubbed and noticed I'm not in NEET anymore.
What happened?

for you

bad feel

You're waifu a shit.

It's not so much the route of magazines that I mind. It's just that of all the damned publications they choose, they go with Gamesmasters. I visit the likes of Tesco and Sainsburys often and not once have I ever seen it in stock. The official Playstation magazine would have made more sense.

Nobody's stopping you, user.

Stop this! My dick is perfectly normal-sized!

gb2 /soc/ with ur garbage posts

The only thing I will do to read is guide my dick in her ass

Highlanders are shit. There hasn't even been a single decent one posted in these threads due to all them making ironically ugly characters. Because that's the in thing to do anymore.

t. triggered avatarfag

Is Balmung still ERP central?

A shitposter that posts in heavy darklight gear.

>only speaks in buzz words
get a life kid

I know the feeling.

Nobody ERPs on Balmung.

Yes.
>ironically ugly
>can't tell if meta-shitposting
>or actually thinks that buzz term carries meaning

>b-buzzwords!!!
stop getting angry someone called your character shit

Coil....

how do i tell my group that my bard is shit and i dont really want to raid with them unless they kick him

it seems really bitchy to do but

>tfw impulsive appraisal procs
>miss one gather
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

Listen here, faggot. You're just another shitposter that doesn't add to game discussion, and all you do is incite avatarfags to avatarfag more. I genuinely think you're a god damn retard, I never post my char here. Get. A. Life.

They're ugly for the sole purpose to get people to respond to their looks. Just go back and look how many of them just drop a comment about their appearance with no reply to anything else and there you go.

tell them

don't pretend like they don't suck...

holy shit, i had what would be a 4 yield node from double procs but both of them failed at 95% so i just got a no proc node instead

The thing with highlanders is that they have really strong features only have 1 good face, so unless you want to make an ugly old man or a yakuza boss you're going to look like every other highlander