/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

>you try applying the bonegel on the damage organs in x chest
>your hand slips accidentally damaging some organs in x chest

>66 online

which crew member wud u fug?

Mallory Brooks

summer is on my friend
i even peoples RP'ing after being cloned like
"wow what happened?"
"this is my body?"
"why is he dead and i am here?"

also niggas complaining and ahelping because in their minds "antags cannot murderborne"

me___

Reica Jacobs

Reica Ja-
FUCK OFF SHE'S MINE

cuff Ashe on a chair while raping Felicity in front of her

why not both?

>why is he dead and I am here?
youtube.com/watch?v=eytOzwyfiCA
really makes you think huh

I wanna kiss Kayahi!

Daily reminder not to have mechanical limbs/organs on Veeky Forums

Ashe is a dirty mexican lesbo

mememaster is back

Most of them

u~~~~~~~
:3c

what the fuck was that adminbus apocalypse

the rage cage was going fine niggas why ruin it

>w

made me sad desu man.
I was the HoP that round, I wanted to get the rage cage up a lot sooner, but I kept having to do my job.

slippo dippo

>be QM
>decide "i'm gonna make a borer farm!"
>have no clue on how to atmospherics
>fuck up about four times, plasmaflooding the shutter room
>at long last, a borer pops up
>problably pities me because i fucked up so much, joins me
>the second he slithers i hear MISSION SPECIFICATIONS: WELCOME TO THE SYNDICATE
>objective: steal hypospray
>go and ask Reica for a hypospray
>shrugs, lets me borrow it
>wait for a while
>nobody's calling shuttle
>realize singulo isn't set up
>set PA to max, there are no shields on singulo
>go to get hardsuit
>all of station is destroyed in one fell swoop
>suspicious as fuck officer arrests and searches me
>i didn't buy anything or do anything antag-like, so he lets me go
>no one had any idea i killed %90 of the station
>get my precious greentext
pic related, what broken dreams are made of

wasn't bus
was one cargo tech with an emag and 3 supermatter shards

What the hell caused that EMP?

>rage cage
>with stuns
AHAHAHAHA
FAGGOTS

Is there a way to reset the BYOND client without having to close and reopen it, like if the game freezes at round end?

That 5th law, the borgs could've just went in and killed everyone in the cage if the felt like it open ended laws like that are asking for trouble

shard

really? i thought it was my singuloose, who was the cargo tech?
oh well

Oh nice to know.
Traitor cargo best traitors.

>Give waifu present
>they don't like it

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>no one came to ghetto bar rage cage
>get drunk
>randomly super matter cyrstal blows up without warning
>arm gets blown off and internal organ probably non existent
when the super matter shard delaminates it sets off a huge EMP
and when the CRYSTAL delaminates shit goes down

>that pic
my sides, easily worthy of being an OP pic

a classic case of "lmao 2 hour round time to griff" when everything is going fine. fucking shitmins

RAGE CAGE

Don't hit OPEN on the canister, wrenching it already drains to the pipes.
OPEN flushes to the room.

How did you give the present?
Did you just walk up to them and say here you go/drop it in front of them?
If you're not going to put in the effort of making it a present why should she get excited for it?

I was the bird.

see wasnt bus, quartermaster singuloose'd and it delaminated the shards

>all that stun weaponry in the cage
disgusting.

>that pic
I am saving this as Cargo attempts atmos

Sometimes it resets by itself.
Right click the window bar and look for reconnect, see if that works.

Also side note, I was HoP last round, am I the only HoP that doesn't give himself any kind of extended or all access?

>cargo tech blows up 3 shards
>qm singulooses with a super singulo
>people still blame admins
honk

It was upsetting. Cargo had finally gotten me some of the materials I had spent most of the round asking for and I was going off to finish my burn chamber when a bomb nearly killed him the the singularity chased me away from the medkit and my dropped air tank.

>am I the only ____

Fuck off back to bay with the rest of your desperate snowflake kind

There's no reason why the HoP shouldn't start with full-access

yes, other HoPs loot the captain's gun,gloves, and weapons while playing all access security without promoting themselves to actual captain.

The injector won't work without using the AAC computer.

>Give detective an ambrosia vulgarius blunt injected w/ space drugs and hyperzine
>he doesn't like it

nigga, HoPs who give themselves all access at the beginning of the round if there's a captain aboard the station should be headbanned.

If there isn't you promote yourself to captain and then do captain shit, the HoP is a different job from Captain and yet people like playing the HoP like he's captain #2 on the ship and get instantly involved in every single security issue on the ship, stock themselves up with like 50 guns they bought from cargo and consider themselves the law.

What if I'm HoP, give myself all-access, and start following MoMMI laws?

I want to tickle Niggly's cervix
t.minty inty

Is it possible to breed out bad chemicals from a plant?

Most I can think of is to just splice in anti-toxin from kudzu and hope for the best

>White discord skin
GET OUT

Purge a new phytochemistry gene in and start over

So, no?

I just wanna get the toxin out of ambrosia so it isn't a death sentence

Splicing in antitox from kudzu would effectively neutralize the toxin but it wouldn't work for the synap in godblunts so eh

But you can ask in looc to be a pAI or borer.

I ahelped it twice, and both admins said it was fine as long as you dont spam looc with your requests.

Fuck this game man it's the same shit every time, only playing antag is fun

>he doesn't roleplay.

I asked once last round and got boinked for it.

how many chemicals can fit on a blunt?
can i fill it with 100u dermaline, 100u dex+, 100u bicard, 100u anti-tox?

downtown_detroit.png

plants cap at 100u, blunts only contain 50u
I think that high potency regular blunts remove all toxins when that slashing happens.
or maybe it was god blunts without synaptizine, not sure

ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Personal_AI

Its fine to ask. The admin is just being dumb, or doesn't want to argue with whoever reported you for looc. Its not ic ooc. Its in no way against the rules as long as you dont spam.

Roleplaying is what autistic people do. I'm 18 years old, I stopped playing pretend years ago, it's childish.

le nox face

>He doesn't roleplay.

I bet you dont even foreplay eitheir faggot!

Roleplaying is literally what the game is about.

This is like going to a gay club and then complaining that faggots are hitting on you.

>I'm 18 years old
Look at this baby, thinking he's an adult.

>I'm 18 years old
Woaaah, look at mister adult here!

thesenerdstookthebait.png

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the game is about valids and metagaming without being caught, not ERP
nigger

>Roleplaying

The fuck you talking about, spess is real

AAC computer?

No it's about waifus. All this valids and metagaming comes from TG and nox.

This desu

>play Veeky Forums for first time in about a year
>firelocks down across the station
>unnecessary pop-up window every time you need to open one
>close BYOND

Are you sure you were on Veeky Forums?

Yes.

>>unnecessary pop-up window every time you need to open one
That's baystation/polaris. Not Veeky Forums

Only happens if you're a silicon.

What's your point?

Silicon players should suicide.

Sounds like you got redirected thanks to the panic bunker.

SS13 is real
iflscience.com/space/chinas-first-space-station-could-be-out-of-control-and-heading-for-earth/

I don't think so.

You've got an ugly, outdated station with a lot of tacky, pointless shit added. But I could tolerate that if not for the clunky interaction.

Artemis has prodded you with an electrically charged arm!