Pokemon go general /pgg/

Best team edition. Instinct bros are alright. Mystic is for neckbeards only

>About the game
pokemon.com/us/pokemongames/pokemon

>official FAQ
support.pokemon.niantic.com/hc/en-us

>What is it?
Pokemon Go can be described simply as the Geocaching of Pokemon. Grab your smartphone, get some exercise, catch some mons, battle some people - the usual Pokemon gig.

>Some questions answered
pastebin.com/spE64rbPw (embed)
Fresh with updates!
Feel free to add more to the pastebin, keep it in the OP though.

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google.com/maps/@33.780772,-118.2849636,15.25z
youtube.com/watch?v=vO0Bx-AkhOc
amazon.ca/Anker-PowerCore-Lipstick-Sized-Generation-High-Quality/dp/B005X1Y7I2/ref=sr_1_1?s=electronics&rps=1&ie=UTF8&qid=1468371113&sr=1-1&keywords=power bank
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first for >>>leddit

Still looking for the simpsons gif that is bart and others racing fruit in the bus that has the teams on it instead. Anyone can cop?

>it's a servers go down as i'm just about to take a gym episode

Nth for Fucking servers down right after I pop an egg and incense

first for ded servers

> Have to go get a haircut after a bunch of other errands
> First time to test out the game, turns out alright, get a few pokemon while at walmart
> Get to haircut place, vennonat outside, game super laggy so it never registered when I tapped on it
> Figured whatever, not a terrible loss so I went inside
> Come out later, Venomoth in the same place
Anybody else have wild pokemon evolve on them?

Couldn't catch it because of the freeze bug

>servers go down
>people trapped outside for NO REASON

awkward

>see qt at the metro stop on her phone
>walk up to her
>say "you better not take my gym haha"
>she says "what the hell are you talking about"
Mfw she wasn't playing Pokemon go

AMERICANS ARE SO FAT THEY CRASH THE SERVERS FOR EVERYONE

Reminder that spoofing is for lazy fatasses

>FAILED TO LOGIN

WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS?

I hate to encourage this, but can we just put a spoofing guide in the OPs from now on so people stop asking about it? They're going to ask about it anyways, so you might as well try and help cut down on it so we can all just talk about the game rather than having the topic devolve into how much of a faggot loser you are for spoofing a geocaching game (a huge one) and how to troubleshoot bluestacks.

Just a thought.

I WAS TRACKING A FUCKING HOHO

GOD DAMN IT SERVERS AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>servers go down
>mfw spoofing comfy at home while the walkers have to walk home

fucking British scum, bringing down the New Zealand servers

Fucking Californians. They're all cheating scum and hipsters. Why do they always have to ruin everyone's fun?

>Shitstinct trying to take my gym
>Right next to gym
>Defeats my gym and gym becomes neutral
>Place pokemon in gym before he does
>Repeat it 5 times
>See fat dude leaving angry
>Gym battle stopped
get shit on cucks

watching reckfuls stream has made me realize i literally have no friends

servers are down for fucking maintenance you cuckolds they haven't crashed

uptime in 90 minutes

Or for people who don't want to wait a notannounced launch date.

>fucking British scum

It's half one in the morning in england mate.

>15 minutes left of my double lure rare egg
>Server issues try back later

JUST

bait

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google.com/maps/@33.780772,-118.2849636,15.25z

Dratini spawn for you spoofing faggots.

I bet some people just left their house to take a gym I took from my chair. KEK

Rate my farm /Pgg/
It's a 5 minute bike ride from my house, it's a nice park with sidewalks that take you to every poke stop on the map and a few more I couldn't capture. I can go through the whole park and back in about 20 minutes

>Be Britfag
>1.31am
>Fifteen minutes into my god-knows-how-long nighttime walk intended to reap whatever I can
>Servers are down
Let me guess, Californiggers are out in their millions?

>in the middle of lucky egg evolving pokemon
>already did at least 20 still had like another 10

WHY

Proof?

I know that feel. Worst part is no refund or free shit like on Shuffle.

I've actually encountered people who try and hide their phones when I walk by at late hours only to pull them out immediately when they think I'm gone. I see them holding their phones up and swiping up afterwards and doing that signature pokemon go shuffle.

hey i was born in torrance

yup, I fucking hate burgers

Team Spoofer best Team

send help please

Is there a formula for determining CP after evolving? I have a 298 Paras and 228 Eevee that I want to evolve,but I only have enough candy for 1. Also, fuck 2km eggs; I can't throw these out?

Post weak fully evolved Pokemon.

I caught these two within an hour of each other.

I'll test it out tomorrow morning.

Is the pastebin dead?

I was able to find a Squirtle spawn but i can't find a single Gastly.

fat shits

Anyone else have a no weight Pokémon?

spawns are time based, it might change by tomorrow senpai.

I agree desu. At least put this video in the pastebin or something so people stop using this general for the same spoofing questions.

youtube.com/watch?v=vO0Bx-AkhOc

I'm out in the middle of nowhere in total creepy Welsh darkness trying to catch Pokémon and disgusting half-Mexicans in California have fucked me
This is ridiculous. I was going to be out here for hours but now I'm sat at a bus stop deeply regretting this would-be pilgrimage.

The fuck

servers work for me :^)

>Mystic: the normie team
>neckbeards
Nice try neckbeards

Holy shit I live in Torrance too

I had one. There's a medal for getting so many of them.

Found this little shit at a gas station last night

valor is normie. mystic is reddit/neckbeard

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I meet fuckers a the time here in Chicago playing the game. If they are looking at their phone walking slow, chances are they are playing.

>MFW walking on water like Jesus and there are no water pokemon

If valor was normie then it'd be leading all the polls.

>powerlevel to 20 because I think I'll be able to find rarer mons

>nope, it's just cp 200 rattatas and pidgeys

great game

DELET THISSS

normies dont vote in polls they're out playing the game and drinking alcohol..

Mystic is reddit
Valor is tryhard neckbeards
Instinct is hipsters

NON-SPOOFERS BTFO

Polls posted where? On Image boards?
user, please

>hatch 10k egg
>it's a chansey
>oh only 360 cp whatever
>300 hp
what the ever loving fuck that's hilarious

Beefy

Pokewalk.com
This is fucking hilarious
>paying someone to fucking walk your phone
My fucking sides

Server down for anyone else? I log in and I'm in the middle of the ocean

>hatch 10km egg
>14 CP Omanyte

Welp

Is Gyarados supposed to be a tank? For requiring so many candies to evolve he doesn't seem too good. My Golduck takes gyms better than my Gyarados even though my Golduck has 300 less cp

Why are eevees so good and starters so shit? Im at a gym and my vaporion can attack 5 times before blastoise can land a scratch on them.

Android update when?

Read the fucking thread.

would be awesome if it had softboiled

And neckbeards are spoofing with there fatasses glued to the bed

ANDROID UPDATE FUCKING WHEN

this year

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WHEN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR RETARDED POSTS YOU FUCKING PERMAVIRGIN

/v/ officially triggered me
>GO is a fun little game, barely p2w, not that great but the whole world still enjoys it
>go on /v/
>it's le fad, le mobile cancer, you have le shit taste, le fucking normies
Damn I've been slowly realising how sad of a board /v/ actually is
People actively try to make you dislike things, that's pretty fucking sad

Blue team plz.

>6m
>5kg
Is Gyarados made out of air?

desu it's just a grinding sim so they have a point, but yeah /v/ is cancer.

You know what else is sad? When a game literally made to get you off of your ass is overrun by fatass neckbeards spoofing.

>Pokewalk.com
i really think this is a joke. the website is an exact template from Wix.com, all they did was swap the image on the phone and the words. they claim to be engineers and have 4 million in funding but they write in a condescending way and they're engineers that cant even be assed to make their own website yet they're going to make an app? ya no. this will never happen

Why do spoofers trigger you so much?

1.GPS spoof yourself into a big city
2.Stand around 4 close Pokestops
3.All need to have lure on them
4.Every kind of high CP rare pokemon for days
5.Pop lucky egg when mass evolving
6.???
7.Profit

Gen 2 3 and 4 when?

>4
FUCK OFF FAG

gen 2 comes in december.

nigga the game ain't even out worldwide yet.

What levels do you get a lucky egg?
I'm level 9 and I got 1.
Also, when's the best time to use it? I want to take over gyms already. I have about 20 evolutions saved up

Following up.

Canadafag, no PokeGo up here. If we download .apk and dont sign up for this trainer club thing, will progress be lost when the official release comes out and we get that?

Gen 2 comes in september

never forget, blue is scum

trainer club is optional, most people are just using google accounts and not touching the trainer thing

Gen 2 next February

Is this Power Bank good to buy?

amazon.ca/Anker-PowerCore-Lipstick-Sized-Generation-High-Quality/dp/B005X1Y7I2/ref=sr_1_1?s=electronics&rps=1&ie=UTF8&qid=1468371113&sr=1-1&keywords=power bank

Because they know what makes a good game.

I feel like this game would have been so awesome if they'd combo'd the catching of pokemon with the card game for pvp battling

They could have kept pretty much everything the same. Every pokemon you catch already has 2 attacks like the cards. You catch a pokemon and you get their card. Could have kept the levelling the same i.e. higher level trainers have access to better cards.

Added some things/cards to pokestops and you're set

Reckfuls stream is really entertaining but man one of his friends is constantly doing cringy shit

I WALK A LONELY ROAD