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fuck you
New maps when
Delete Hanzo when
Hanamura turned into a ctf map when
nowhere is safe, not even your spawn
>you will never see the rage in Pharah's face as she walks in on you fucking Ana
hana song .
Soon
OFFICIAL /OWG/ POLL:
WHO IS THE BETTER AMARI?
PHARAH
-OR-
ANNA
>training bot has 225 health
>zenyatta orb takes 17 seconds (510 frames at 30fps) to heal ~215 hp
>~12.6 hp/s
>gets a buff because he heals one person at lucio's unboosted aura speed
>not working as intended
Amazing
RESPECT YOUR ELDERS
Hanzo is pretty garbage tier. I wonder if they'll every make him any better. If you're a master of geometry you still won't help as much as a 76 would.
kek
Make a strawpoll faggot
Ana a beste
He's taller than Shaq, and Shaq has giant hands. He's also the only man tall enough to satisfy Ana.
Can someone give me the rundown on how Zen fares after his buffs?
Are we still doing these?
Or is it all about the Ana memes now?
>Hear the following:
>OH LET'S BREAK IT DOWN
>I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS
>They're going at the speed of sound
>Blue beam on Soldier
This is how Doomguy was born. I did not enjoy it, but it was over quickly.
Christ, that's hilarious.
No longer the worst pick in the game.
>tfw trying to shoot enemies through allies as Ana all the time
>allies soaks the bullets each time
JUST LET ME GIVE THEM SUPER-AIDS PLEASE
20th for EnvyUs.Taimou aimbotting in tournaments with Blizzard's approval!
>queue for comp
>100% loss stomp
>spawn camped for 3 straight rounds
>lose in 6 minutes
>lose entire rank
i dont think tonight's start could be any more depressing
MOST IMPORTANT POLL IN THE HISTORY OF /OWG/
DON'T FORGET TO VOTE
strawpoll.me
>those Hanzo mains trying out Ana that are inevitably going to yell at their team for getting in the way of their bullets
>see blue light
>RYUJIN NO KE-
[screams]
Who else /shitataiming/ here?
McCree would be a lot of fun in PTR if I could actually land headshots
28th for Cloud9.Surefour aimbotting in tournaments with Blizzard's approval!
go into a private server, fill the enemy team with easy bots and enable headshots only and practice.
Why aren't you testing your waifu in PTR?
What MMR range is the top 5% and top 1%?
I find it odd that Ana has no ability to get up on high ledges. Why is that?
Can somebody tell me the advantages/disadvantages of having Ana's primary attack being damage over time compared to a burst?
I'm really enjoying the one hero rule, I hope the feedback they get encourages them to make it official.
75-80
>watching grown men play a video game
lmfao faggot cuck mother fucker shit head loser bitch dweeb idiot.
So can Ana climb walls?
nah shes useless
This game makes WoW PvP and Starcraft look balanced.
fuck yes
who is?
Because you are a combat sniper healer.
That is totally legit skill right there. How jealous are you?
Just saw a streamer hit 77 and they got top 500
All builder and turret classes.
REMINDER THAT ZENYATTA HARMONY ORB IS BUGGED AND IS HEALING LESS THAN HALF HEALTH PER SECOND THAN IT SHOULD
REMINDER THAT THE SHIELD BUFFS WILL BE REVERTED ONCE THE BUG WITH THE HARMONY ORB IS FIXED
SASUGA BLIZZARD
She has zero mobility, which means Genji/Tracer will fuck her up even worse than the other supports.
Hanzo
wait, what? Zen got buffed? link to notes where?
>mfw the new Overtime changes end up losing you more games than winning them
Who would win in a fight, Nano Boosted Genji or Nano Boosted Reinhardt?
A good Ana will just stun them and retreat to the safety of her teammates
keyword is good
JUNKERS SHORT WHEN
What seems the be the problem?
>REMINDER THAT THE SHIELD BUFFS WILL BE REVERTED ONCE THE BUG WITH THE HARMONY ORB IS FIXED
are you just pretending to be literally retarded?
All of Reinhardt's skins are elder god tier.
So are his emotes, his highlight intros, his voice lines, his victory poses, his sprays...
blizzard needs to remove the top and bottom 20 ranks and spread out the bellcurve to encompass the entire rank range
nigga what have we been talking about for the past 5 threads
They cancel each other out. There are no survivors in the aftermath.
I'm kidding, probably Reinhardt if he's at full health.
Her sleep dart is her escape. If you're getting fucked by a tracer, stun her and leave.
Alternatively, shoot stun shoot. This kills the tracer.
i'm a wage slave and don't have time to shitpost all day.
How long does the sleep thing last? Seems OP for completely shutting out certain ults
"IT'S HIGH NO-zzz"
"I'VE GOT YOU IN M-zzz"
"RYUJIN NO KE-zzz"
"BEEP BEEP BOO-zzz"
The fact she can literally tranquilize Winston while he's in the most powerful form in the game with just one of her regular abilities is pretty hilarious.
It reminds me of Hanzo's scatter arrow, how he can do 300+ damage every 9 seconds, completely unjustified for the countdown it has
afaik, the bug may have been there since 1.0
>do pretty good with some heroes
>get into comp
>get rekt
guess i'm a pubstar now
Was that not the point? So the attacking team loses overtime more often.
>Hey Tracer stop moving so I can heal you
It immediately goes away as soon as the target takes any damage,
6 seconds, or until someone damages them.
it keeps them asleep for 6 seconds or until someone hits them
so in large firefights it barely buys you a second
wheres the changelog
its why i didnt post it in the earlier thread
>It reminds me of Hanzo's scatter arrow, how he can do 300+ damage every 9 seconds, completely unjustified for the countdown it has
he has 50 more shield
his orbs (shift and e) travel a lot faster
his ult gives him more speed and he heals more health per second
only on the test servers, tho
yes please
>his orbs (shift and e) travel a lot faster
fast enough that if you release a RMB and press E at the same time, the discord will activate before the charge barrage lands? does he have a combo now?
So Ana can just spam weapon fire into a battle and doesn't matter, so long as she shits something?
What the fuck did they feed Reinhardt?
whats gonna be the best support combo after the patch?
The patch notes say the speed went from 30 to 130. It essentially has no travel time at midrange.
Oatz
I thought that was him boosted but he's retardedly fast even with just his ult
memes
He was a sickly boy and when the doctor told him that he wouldn't be able to lift anything his own weight, he look it as a challenge.
mercy ana and zen are all good picks
Angela implanted Auroch Bull testicles into him.
Do you even understand what the point of a PTR is?
>just get the game a week ago
>quickplay matches me with people around my level
>play comp as soon as I hit 25 like the shitter I am
>place 50, play some more, drop and hover at 45
>get tired of comp and go back to quickplay
>suddenly I get placed with level 80s and 100+s
>there's some extremely salty faggot in every game without fail
How do I go back to the promised land where people don't have sticks up their asses
Shits fun for denying ults
>Bastion ults
>Put him to sleep
>Our team ignores him
>Ult is gone
Look at Mercy's ass.
Damn she is FINE
I need to see High Noon nano and speedboosted
maybe he got that captain america ray bath, except instead of being an emaciated shrimp he was already a huge dude beforehand
>those canines
M-my fetish
please Blizzard
why 50 more shield for zenyatta? 25 would be more balanced. Now there will be teams of zen, symmetra, and torb everywhere
Get under level 30
>Nano Boosted Reinhardt
Mercy is turning me the fuck on tbqh
but then you'll get banned
thats what they did before he got buffed
guess what, its a shitty gimmick that lasts 10 seconds!
He ate his vitamins and said his prayers, brother,
>18 year old Mercy
I don't know but I love whoever fed him.