Fuck teams, post your most recent pokes
>About the game
pokemon.com
>official FAQ
support.pokemon.niantic.com
>What is it?
Pokemon Go can be described simply as the Geocaching of Pokemon. Grab your smartphone, get some exercise, catch some mons, battle some people - the usual Pokemon gig.
>Some questions answered
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Fresh with updates!
Feel free to add more to the pastebin, keep it in the OP though.
1st for banwave
first for cheating
>2230 hrs
>dark ally ways for mural paints
>don't know when I'll be stabbed
Reposting for new bread.
Which phone more recent than a note 3 should I buy for MAXIMUM BATTERY WORKS?
ITT:
>1. People butthurt about spoofers
>2. Spoofers chillin' and enjoying the rage
Enjoy and watch the shitshow.
Spoofers are faggots but Idgaf if they want to be autist and stay inside all day.
I am meeting some cool people.
The occasional autist does rear his head.
Not butthurt, more just confused as to why you wouldn't play the game the more enjoyable way.
nth for spoofing is not cheating
Would anyone care to see the results of these eggs when they hatch tomorrow? I'm level 17
More like losers trying to ruin the fun of other people because they're jealous of them, and said people having fun outside.
>People stealing gyms at 3 AM
I'd go contest it, but they might just be a spoofer or murder me.
Seconded
What a mouthful.
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>tfw we Instinct are working underground plotting our conquest while petty Valor and Mystic children fight over gyms.
Have you recognized your emperor faction yet?
It's not the fact that you spoof that bothers me, it's more the fact that you run around like a 12 years old kid yelling about it.
>DUDE
>SPOOF
>LMAO
>XD
>Someone capping the gym outside.
>Grab shotgun and chase them off.
>They come back with more people and guns.
>Gun fight over virtual gym in a mobile game.
I can see it happening in some places
The pastebin is dead, OP
Except they physically can't run around. Why else would you play the game on your desktop?
Catching pokémon from the comfiness of my own home, and I'm not even having to spoof. They just wander into my range all "hey there!"
So many pokéballs from casual wandering that I'm probably going to have to bin a load to make more room for potions and revives. At least I have plenty of ammo for practising curveballs.
My nigga.
>Don't mess with our turf, kid
Mystic is the real team
None of you valorfags and instinctards can get our territory
If I see any of you in the street I'll punch you
>OP didn't fix the pastebin
>again
pastebin.com
You will be too if you don't get back to catching pokemon
It may be late at night, but those gyms won't capture themselves
I am your president and I am Top Tier Instinct.
>tfw 50 magikarp candy away from Gyarados
>tfw 10 rhyhorn candy away from Rhydon
>tfw Hitmonchan with bullet and fire punch has held a gym for 4 days
>tfw went from 12 gyms to 5 overnight
Who the fuck is going around my area at 4 in the morning and taking my gyms?
TRUST YOUR INSTINCT
Is the world ready for Instinct? if not, it should be ready to get Extinct, my man.
Not long until we'll see actual autistic gang wars. Bless this game.
If you punch me I will shoot you.
>Posts a MLP picture
>Says I'm jealous of some faggot on Veeky Forums
You made my fucking night bro lmao, you seem like the type that goes outside a lot.
SPOOFING PASTEBIN
SPOOFING PASTEBIN
SPOOFING PASTEBIN
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Yes, it still works. If you are crashing then you did something wrong or are using windows 10
Nice grab off of reddit, kiddo.
Spoofing is only for Valor and Mystic fags.
>MLP picture
Spoofers are ignorant, how shocking!
it's crashing for me but I use linux
>MLP
That is from the lego movie you fucking idiot.
Mystic here. I dont spoof, i just like the color blue!!!
>Who the fuck is going around my area at 4 in the morning and taking my gyms?
spoofers
>linux
kek, try windows you dope.
>this is team Mystic
Is it easier to spoof on PC or phone?
>Mystic everyone
do you like eating crayons as well?
WHEN WE'RE COMIN THEY GONNA HEAR US!!!
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Confirmed coward beta males.
Won't leave the house for fear of alpha males kicking their shit off of the gym.
Rate names, pals.
What's the best thing to spend my survey rewards $ on? Are pokeballs worth it?
Oh sorry, I'm not as informed when it comes to lego movies...lmao.
>Live in a shitty little town.
>Dont expect to have it all for my self.
>Turns out most of the gyms are already owned by 1000+ CP pokemons and several lures are activated at pokestops at 2 in the night.
Bruh i can't go out all day to catch pokemons how do people have such high lvls already.
I am okay with this! I play the game more for the social and collection aspect, but i think this whole team thing is a really neat dynamic :3 hopefully i dont get punched by some yellow team autist though. Retard strength scares me
yes
Still waiting for false flag articles about people killing each other over Pokemon GO. It's gunna happen and you know it.
Does anyone problems too after catching pokemons? Worked just fine until some hours ago and now everytime i catch a pokemon the game crashes.
That happens when i try to open the shop too.
>phone can't run GO
>spoof it up
>already bored
neat
What are some fun locations to "visit"? Maybe some cool mon hotspots? Catch pokemon in the middle of the ocean?
>he actually names his pokemon
I hate your type and have since red and blue came out. Fucking asshat.
How do energy bars work? Is it better to have multiple chunks or a single bar?
>set up spoofing account to randomly walk in circles
>hatch eggs while I sleep
how mad?
Brother.
There was one movie.
Sorry I don't live under a fucking rock.
I am team mystic and I love penis in my butt
NEETs with nothing better to do
PC.
It runs much faster on PC. Also there are reports where peoples real gps supersedes the fake location sometimes and teleports them back for a few seconds on phone, causing you to get softbanned. Just follow the video linked in the pastebin
You'll be bored unless you play the game legit or have downs, just don't play it if your phone can't run it.
pokemon don't turn up in water, only near water(grass, beach etc).
does incense spawn anything else then fucking pidgeys/rattatatas?
im lvl 17 and i cant catch them anyway ..
You hold down you attack for a special attack once the bar is full, friend!
Yours truly,
The retarded Mystic kid
So hyper beam is good?
Getting pokéballs in this game is like getting water from the ocean. So long as you have even one pokéstop around, you can hack it every 5 minutes for between 2-4 pokéballs each time. Usually you'll get 3 or 4 pokéballs, or 2 plus some other item like a potion or raspberry.
>take a poorly defended gym after 3 battles
>put in one of my better mons
>guy with shit-eating grin pulls up to me on a bike
>gym gone 10 seconds later
>being instinct is suffering
Still got my 10 coins though
>I legit did not know this until a day or two ago.
Lv. 20 reporting.
>Stay inside all day
>be called a NEET
>Stay outside all day
>be called a NEET
does incense even spawn pokemon?
nigga i haven't gotten 1
Lucky eggs. Maybe a bag upgrade.
Pokeballs are piss easy to get.
git gud
Just compare the damage to whatever youd like! I will say it is a slower attack though
Yeah I can tell you don't live under a rock when your mommy drags you to go see a movie once in a while. Bravo buddy.
>10 seconds
>20 hours
You get coins for taking a gym?
I've taken two and received nothing.
Press shop, and click the shield.
>tfw starting with Pikachu
What is with this weak 11 cp shit?
nth for froo is a qt
You have to tap the shield in your shop, friend!
C.
Retarded Mystic Kid
Watched it after I got home from work one day like a year ago.
Nice try friend.
I am just not a retarded faggot autist who knee jerks to MLP whenever I see pink.
>NEETs cant go outside
should try googling it so you know what it means
>Not be in employment, education or training so you have all damn day to do whatever you want
>be called a NEET
stop being so helpful, retarded mystic kid
He doesn't even go here!
>being excited over literally pennies of currency
WHAT I'VE CAPTURED LIKE 50 GYMS BACK AND FORTH AND NEVER KNEW THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Very solid retort.
Its what i do, though its usually on Lainchan and /diy/ :)
Shit, says 0 at the moment cause the gyms were taken back. Cheers for the tip guys.
>be good in a video game
>"Well, at least I'm not a NEET like you"
So you hang on to that picture because that movie was humorous to you?
Either you're a lying kid, or autistic. Or both.
why are valorfags so cringy
>Suddenly 200 coins
Are you magic?
welcome to Veeky Forums where everyone more successful than you is a NEET and everyone worse is bad at the game :^)
Sneaky blues. My morning sweep will take them back.
trainer club log in bug fixed?
nigga how
you get 10 coins per pokemon in a gym
and i thought you can only have 10 pokemon in gyms in total
you got like x2 more than intended, uwot
Maybe I can remember things?
I don't see something and immediately forget things like a fucking goldfish,
>tfw the Ingress portal I submitted literally 100 yards from my house is a pokéstop.