Ana players are cancer. Widow/Hanzo players are useless. Genji players are autistic.
Juan Murphy
Tracer players are the master race :^)
David Reyes
LATEST PATCH ON LIVE WHEN?
Jayden Howard
ANNOUNCEMENT
A_Seagull is streaming the PTR. RIGHT NOW.
This is not a drill
Dominic Kelly
>DVA gets buffs >to her abilities >not fixes to her glaring faults Are Blizzard literally just balancing for middle ELOs? I don't know why I expected more from them.
Josiah Hernandez
Hello
Ethan Bell
>placed into the middle of a match >Attack on Watchpoint >the team I joined is getting anally fucked by the enemy, there's less than a minute left and they haven't even begun to move the payload >all 3 times I tried to leave the spawn I immediately get hooked by a hog >lose without even seeing any of my teammates on the map at all
Mason Brooks
Good post desu senpai.
Oliver Lee
>get ulted as Genji >pop my ult >get killed a second later by a D.va ult I didn't see in time I'm so sorry I'm a failure
Liam Adams
literally who cares
Ryder Harris
1st for Pharmercy
Benjamin Hughes
First for best waifu.
Ryan Rodriguez
They want to collect a shitload of feedback before they ship stuff live, so if there's something in particular that people are bitching about, they'll go back and rework it before launching it. IIRC, Sudden Death in competitive was one round of KOTH on a random map, but PTR testers bitched about it and we got the unholy mess we now have.
If I had to guess, Zen isn't making it live as is, D.Va's ult timer is probably being reverted because 90% of the playerbase can't comprehend "being in a rush".
Liam Reed
>hanzo is on the team
every s i n g l e time
Brandon Jones
How much of the PTR stuff actually goes into the standard game? Im assuming its strictly for playtesting and blizz chooses what pieces they want to keep.
Lincoln Robinson
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John Ward
Is there a site where you guys are finding all the 3D porn, or do you guys just google it and collect it as you find it?
Lincoln Cook
Fuck off Seagull
David White
...
Jack Perez
I WANT SUB 50 SHITTERS OUT OF MY RANKEDS
Levi Gonzalez
>cancer with cancer literally worst ship
Isaiah Diaz
fuck off
Josiah Lewis
Yeah, i'm kind of disappointed they didn't address the critbox. I would have been fine with trading off some armor to get rid of the crit, or at the very least move it to not the middle of your profile.
Thomas Evans
I can't fucking wait for Zenyatta, hurry the fuck up Blizzard.
Caleb Adams
Its already been playtested for the most part in house in terms of balance
The PTR is for finding bugs that slipped through the net and recieving community feedback. So most if not all will go through to live
Luis Young
Nah I'll just watch the VOD of ster's stream, besides seagull will probably just play Genji with the busted damage boost.
Oliver Howard
He's still weak shit.
50 extra health pool and buffing his worthless ult won't change shit
Jackson Clark
>that pic why?
Noah Wright
You don't deserve to know for being this new.
delete this
Thomas Davis
>seagull >not ster
DON'T CARE
Julian Edwards
learn to matrix
Gavin Thomas
Talk to me about PTR if you've tried out the changes and new hero
Noah Parker
>Create a sniper character >Take away her ability to headshot and give her one of the lowest DPS rates in the game >Spread her damage out over time >...Give her the highest HPS by a wide margin
Ayden Martin
what the fuck did i say about some of you leaving?
i cant keep up with these threads
Blake Turner
Overwatch dating sim when?
Luis Williams
D.va feels absolutely fine now though
>Ult is much more reliable and deadly >Defense matrix on a charge is pretty much like an alternative to rein's shield now, doesnt last infinitely but absorbs a hellvua lot more than the shield (Can cuck a pharah out of her entire ult and still have charge left over)
Playing her on the PTR and she feels really strong. Just like the other 3 tanks
Nolan Roberts
I finally did it.
>playing symmetra >get potg >starts with me dying to tracer's ult >3 people, including the tracer that killed me, die to my turrets as my lifeless body spasms around So amazing.
Bentley Nguyen
Zenyatta is somewhat strong now And Ana is the biggest counter to him in the history of counterpicks because her grenade cancels his ult
Jayden Diaz
Nigga you tried him on PTR? He blow shit up sky high.
Zachary Reed
what do you want to know
Jayden Evans
Zen is now a mandatory pick D.Va is actually good Ana is okay on uncoordinated teams, will literally win the game with her ult on coordinated ones Whatever they did to McCree or 76, I haven't noticed. Not sure if that means I was good before or a shitter.
Ethan Davis
>slightly miss getting a crit >still damage her because it's in the center of her model >slightly miss anyone else's head >maybe no damage at all
I'm also disappointed they didn't add a random element to her ejection. Her big thing is she gets two lives except she doesn't actually if you're not playing shitters.
Owen Ward
Let them eat ASS
Jose Martinez
Cowboy is awesome. Ana ult breaks the game. Set Darkness, you old friend on speed dial if she makes to live unchanged. D.Va is now good.
Thomas Hill
> Do well in non-ranked > Do shit in my placement matches > Rank 36 I kinda didn't want to bother once I'd finished the placement matches but that makes me a little mad
Evan Gutierrez
>ass thighs and puffy vulva fuckkkkkk
Christian Clark
sters stream is way better, i actually watched 4 hours before i remembered what time it was
Isaiah Diaz
I bet you find yours on /r/overwatchrule34 or some shit
Dominic Lee
Does Ana feel like trash to anyone else?
>Buffed Zen absolutely shits all over her as a heal/damage hybrid >Buffed McCree shits on her at everything but extremely long range >Buffed D.Va is actually a tank which shits on her
It's a cool concept but they ruined it by suddenly making shitty characters way better than her while she doesn't really even counter anyone to begin with other than the sleeping thing for ult denying
Charles Thomas
oh boy another shit for brains tripfag thanks for making yourself filterable
Joshua Richardson
I want to team up with Widow and give Pharah a rough and intense night.
Cooper Davis
PUSSY BULGE PUFFY VULVA
Charles Adams
ana is gud zenyatta is overpowered as shit dva is great mcmercy is back in business, enjoy 35 meter 210 damage headshots blizz somehow managed to make mercy EVEN MORE of a required pick
Ian Gray
>in-house balancing That has never been polished when Blozzard does it.
Daniel Gonzalez
does mercys damage buff stack with ana's ult?
Jace Powell
>36 how the hell can you suck so much in a videogame
Juan Cox
is it just me or does the game's commend section favor plain old healslut mercy plays?
ive been playing a lot of mercy recently and for some reason the games where i focus on damage boosting are games where im sure im wont get on the "commends" section
but almost every game where i just play on mental auto pilot and just heal, i do get to be in the commends section
blizz should really put in another mercy stat on the usage of damage boosts
Joshua Ortiz
Ana isn't as OP as she look like on paper Require someone that can aim Anything she nanoboost will need to be taken care of as fast as possible
Zenyatta is stronk now He's sanic when he ult
D.Va isn't as useless as before, she went from annoying fly to annoying tracer that can take damages
Anything Mercy buff is death incarnate
Cameron Price
Rank is fluid af unlike other MMR systems which have league brackets that 'lock you in'
If you're actually not a shitter the placement matches don't matter at all
Liam Bailey
I'm not saying I don't like the ability buffs but a decent player will always; Melt your ass with crits, kill you as you eject, fuck the shit out of the mech as you blackscreen into it. This patch for her is balancing around shit opponents.
Michael Harris
>3 people, including the tracer that killed me, die to my turrets as my lifeless body spasms around
Absolutely DESIGNATED, 10/10
Lincoln Wilson
If Ana had headshots people would be complaining nonstop.
Oliver Roberts
Its almost like she's a support
Wrong. The changes are huge. Feels much stronger, the ult is 100x more reliable and useful now with the healing buff and the speed boost
Evan Stewart
>slowed bloodflow >puffy vulva
impossible. that's just regular vagina
Ian Phillips
How is Ana? Is D.Va better or worse? Sup on that Zenyatta buff?? What's the word on the street about McCree now? Can I get your take on Mercy and her Ult?? Are the self-healing Ult charges significant?
thanks in advance, amigo
Brody Roberts
>50% higher heals per second than Mercy, the fastest healer >Literally 50% uptime on biotic grenade (that is to say, you can have it deployed on someone half of the game) which raises your effective heal rate to 3x mercy (and this also stacks with other healers) >Get to deny other healers with the grenade too >Insane ult
Sleepdart is literally the least exciting thing in her kit
Don't shoot enemies with her gun it's more pointless than shooting with Mercy's gun (less DPS even and no headshots). She's NOT a damage hybrid, she's dedicated heals.
Luis Russell
Well the good thing now is, if you have your ult, you fly into the enemy and force them to engage you in the open
Then as your mech's dying, NERF THIS and watch them scatter like rats while you're completely safe. If your team follows you in when you do this its such an easy way to win engagements, turns D.va into a battering ram that ALLAHU AKBARs and breaks defensive formations
Brayden Morgan
I was waiting for your point but it never came
John Sullivan
Jesse McCree is a sexpot!
Name five of your favorite things about Jesse McCree!
Nicholas Watson
Her vulva is already puffy as h*ck without blood. Oh boy imagine if it had blood.
>all those light streaks and dots on the side of the chasm walls
I NEVER NOTICED THAT BEFORE
Jordan Taylor
1. She doesn't exist 2. She doesn't exist 3. She doesn't exist 4. She doesn't exist 5. She doesn't exist
Michael Young
Junkrat and Roadhog!
Nicholas Barnes
>2016 >almost 2017 >having a 16:10 monitor and not setting the game to output 16:10 image
SERIOUSLY HOPE
About your post: there is an offensive assist card, isn't there? These days you have to heal a lot and do exceptionally well to get em upboats as a healer.
Justin Cooper
>Lucio gets POTG wrong
Angel Green
>Melting with crits through defense matrix
Nathan Russell
*nuzzles* rawr :3
Evan Bailey
You're getting lazy
Back in my day you'd have listed 4 things already
Jason Ward
>tell team we don't need 3 Anas >"yes we do :3" >"go back to main servers kid"
ENOUGH
Jack Cruz
>he doesn't bookmark threads >he doesn't browse through archived threads quickly during downtime between matches for images
why would you read every post, half of it is shit
Chase Barnes
>Is D.Va better or worse? Depends on your rank. If you didn't pick her before because you always got critted down, murdered as you ejected and entered a broken ass mech if you couldn't hide around a corner those things will still happen to you. Not having to run in a straight line or towards predictable cover after dropping your ult in place is nice. Yeah no self kill is good. It's just one of the flaws fixed while others are untouched and acceptable things are buffed.
James Smith
>Every character change in this patch hurts Widowmaker All I wanted was to play as the purple booty.
Colton Anderson
>decide to try overwatch >this general is dead >cancel the client download at 90%
well that's disappointing. this looked so promising
Grayson Adams
>miss Ana's ult on teammate because they move >end up ulting Mercy instead
Ryan Murphy
>They didn't all stop and icicle her while she was emoting
Disappointing.
Logan Turner
>How is Ana? She's decent but honestly isn't too noticeable when not putting people to sleep or nanomachining them up
>Is D.Va better or worse? Way better, is actually viable now
>Sup on that Zenyatta buff?? Zen is pretty much the best support in the game now. He's a DPS monster who doesn't get killed by a slight breeze and can orb people way more quickly now
>What's the word on the street about McCree now? Good. He's pretty much the best non-sniper at a distance now since he can 2 shot every non tank with headshots at most distances
>Can I get your take on Mercy and her Ult?? Havent seen anyone play Mercy in PTR yet
>Are the self-healing Ult charges significant? Again, haven't seen its effect since Roadhogs ult nerf was made to accommodate his self healing
Liam Rodriguez
Literally go back to main servers tho
Jackson Gray
The grinch wearing a mask
Robert Moore
Breaking News: People want to playtest a new hero on playtest servers.
Josiah Allen
What the fuck were you expecting?
People not to play the new hero in games where wins/losses dont matter?
Nathan Ward
Does this mean Lucio will fall down in use and supports will revolve around Mercy / Zenyatta or Mercy / Ana instead?
Jace Long
Just rub one out to her then.
Sebastian Peterson
He was always a good pick. You're just noticing how good he is without memes
Ryder Gomez
I keep saying they need to buff the rest of her kit and leave the gun alone.
Buff the venom mine to do more damage over a longer period of time
Overhaul the grappling hook. Let you anchor it to whatever you attach it to and manually detach it if you wish, or stay connected and use it to rappel up and down surfaces/from the ceiling etc.
She's meant to be spider themed, Make her "Web" and venomous attack actually relevant ffs