Overwatch General - /owg/

So adjust her abilities and buff her gun

It's a first person shooter, not a moba

>Ana has a Wasteland-skin
my bet: Ana taught Junkrat to really FEAR snipers
>don't they also have some interaction with each other?

If you pick bastion in a game above level 40, you are a worthless cunt.

I am fucking tired of having that useless piece of garbage on my team to only get 5 kills at the beginning when nobody knows there's a bastion and then get gibbed repeatedly for the rest of the game. Nobody over level 40 or with more than 10 hours of gametime falls for a bastion more than once in a map.

"The enemy team has a genji? I'll just fire blindly into a crowd I can't see clearly from 'complete safety', what could go wrong?"

The hilarious part is when I get double the kills a bastion gets as fucking symettra and the cunt still gets the potg.

Once again, if you are playing bastion for any reason over another hero, you are trash and a detriment to your team. I'm sure the other team is very thankful to you.

they don't

overwatch.gamepedia.com/Junkrat/Quotes

Not sure. And blizzard will probably never confirm or deny out of fear of triggering their fans.
But they definitely smashed once or twice.

i had 10 minutes of overtime

>mercy damage buff increased to 50%
>buffing a top pick character

>expecting wikis to be accurate

>tfw Overtime music is seared into your brain and you now have ptsd whenever it goes over 30 seconds

>triggering
is it a trigger to have a father now?

>Omnic crisis 30 years ago
>Pharah is 32
if Morrison didn't have a run in with the Egyptian army they never met before OW
>but they probably fucked at least once a long time ago
>they had lots of orgies

How do I fire unscoped with Ana? The shot speed feels so weird, like I can be staring right at someone at Mei's freeze range and miss the shot because I didn't lead enough.

What other projectile is it comparable to in terms of speed?

since sleeping animations are in the game we should contact blizzard and make it so DVA's dying animation is swapped to a sleeping one
then no more cute girls will have to die

This really
there was no reason she had to have a damage boost equivalent to Ana or Zeny while still having Rez untouched
especially since McCree just got buffed again
it should be 40% at most

>has literally every other voice line
>wiki probably edited by autists

It's really fucking weird. Unscoped is a projectile and scoped is hitscan.

misquoted

really'
all I want is to finally see some bloody and bruised D.Va
or some gritty war-hero D.Va who quotes FO
>War, war is hell

Yeah, I know, but how fast does unscoped fire? Is there something else in the game that travels the same speed? I can't get a handle on how to lead the shots.

Think they wanted to make her compete with zen, but they should have nerfed discord to 30 instead of this

>Pharah rocket already does 140 on direct hit
>w/ Mercy 50% amp = 200 damage
>this is apparently balanced and fun to play against

Almost nothing about this game is fun

You don't have a Mercyfriend to go skylesbian with you?

Pharah rocket direct hit is 120

scratch that, its 210 dmg

This thread was made sooner, and doesn't have a disgusting gremlin in the OP.

Reposing from aborted thread

Do the new 76 changes fuck up his 4 shot burst as badly as it sounds?

Is the cooldown more for full auto or is this the way they give mccree the mid-long engagement?

Did they fuck up dad?

I fapped to this scene, I don't know why everyone is saying she is tumblr, if anything, they made her unrealistically perky for a 60 year old woman

Every character in this game is basically fapbait for horny nerds, even outright "We want the tumblr audience" designs like Mei and Zarya

>Links to the newer thread with less posts
>STOP THREAD WARS GUIZE

NERF ZARYA NOW.

EVERY TIME SHE SHIELDS MY TEAMMATES START SHOOTING HER AND THEN SHE KILLS US ALL WITH HER OP LASER.

THIS IS NOT FAIR, WHY CAN'T BLIZZARD BALANCE THIS GAME LIKE RIOT OR VALVE?

I JUST WANT TO PLAY MY HANZO AND GENJI IN PEACE.

>Ana ult makes them take 50% longer to die to McCree ult
This shit gets more broken with every game

Today I got told that I can't have kids.

I'm extremely fucking depressed.

I love Jesse but I can't give him my full attention. What overwatch character should I main to get my mind off this. Mercy?

Asking for the 3rd time now because you fags can't decide where we're posting.

Tell me who's a good competitive Widow player who I can watch.

Havent the chance to play ana yet.

Is she actually balanced or blizzard done it again with a broken as fuck design?

You forgot the amputee characters as well

roastie btfo

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Just fucking adopt you bitch
We don't need more people on this earth when millions of kids are already homeless

>tfw going to have even more fun with Zen now

>i love jesse

you gonna love him more after he gets his buffs :^)

Is this game fun playing Solo Queue?

>like RIOT or Valve

>putting LoL balance at the same level as Dota when every hero in Dota is viable compared to around 30 for LuL

shitters these days

1) Directs do 120. so it'd be 180
2) Mercy originally had a 50% amp and Pharah wasn't the issue. It got nerfed because that was when Widow still did 150 bodyshots and McCree had no damage falloff

Oh, Ana...

>when every hero in Dota is viable

Dad 76. The team can be your children.

>Ana will never show you her tight 50 year old butt as she writhes around after getting her eye shot out

>BALANCE THIS GAME LIKE RIOT
LoLbabs PLEASE leave and take our stockholm syndrome ass opinions with you

damn she can spread her legs alright

Is there a real chance that every single change in PTR will go live? Are all the changes as cancerous as they sound?

Reminder that if you aren't excited about the Mercy buff, not just for you but for any support on your team, you are a shitter

Guys, I've got a grade-A autism post from the Blizz forums. Feel free to edit this how ever you fuggin want

Congratulations Avallac you literally made a grown man laugh so hard with your posts I took an extra break at work to type this out.

You are literally the most toxic person I've seen on these forums since beta and that's saying a lot. You have insulted literally every person in this thread that didn't 100% agree with you or have a 60+ skill rank. You've insulted the disabled and made a mockery of autistic people over and over again. I bet you don't have any family with autism you?

I can bet my entire house and family on the fact that you are just a kid still in middle or highschool. There is literally no other explanation for how you talk to people. You cannot talk down or act like that as a grown up or you will get eaten alive in the real world. If I'm wrong and by some miracle you are a fully functioning adult than I am so sorry for your relationships, spouses, co workers, and anyone else that has to interact with you.

I agree with your actual ideas but you know what? Your opinions are completely invalidated by your !@#$%^- attitude. Get over yourself kiddo. Thanks for the stress relief on my break.

Laser does 160/sec at max, survivable by anything except squishies.
Once people understand how fast reaper can pop 200 she's dead kebab

>Is there a real chance that every single change in PTR will go live?

blizzard has a decade plus history of pushing patches to PTR and then dumping them unaltered onto live, bugs and all.

>not using Bastion as a retard magnet

Just use their Post Bastion Stress Disorder against the enemy team.

that avallac fuck is stupid

Mccree OSing more than half the cast at mid range from a mere mercy boost doesn't sound exciting.

No doubt. The people responding to his shit are even dumber, though.

People like him thrive on attention.

>staying weeb heroes against zarya
>LoLshitter
Move on lads nothing to see here

>Sitting on the Blizzard forums to look for epic posts to bring back to your sekrit klub
Grade-A autism indeed

Correction. We don't need any more chinks, sandniggers and plain old niggers who breed like rabbits. If you're white or a jap, you need to fucking breed.

>Laser does 160/sec at max, survivable by anything except squishies.

That means she kills any non-tank in less than 2 seconds you know. Not exactly a good thing to admit that if you're looking to weasel out of nerfs.

>16 out of 112 heroes not picked
>Arc Warden not picked because he's not allowed in CM

dotabuff.com/esports/events/101/heroes

LoL shitters please leave

Can idiots stop replying to the same post that's been posted every single thread made for the past 4 hours

>when EVERY hero is viable

Nth for blackwatch mcree skin WHEN

Soldier with Ana Buff. Sweet Jebus.

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WHY
THE
F U C K
IS THERE SHITTY DISCUSSION ABOUT FUCKING
D O T A
IN THE GODDAMN OVERWATCH THREAD
FUCK OFF
YOU CANCEROUS TEENAGE SHITLORDS

Welp after being placed at 42 I finally made it to average 50. Oh wait players left 9/10 games I played and I'm back down to 48. When are they gonna fix this shit?

Like the waifufags are any better

I'm aryan as fuck
it hurts

Why do people do this?

buttmad league vermin detected

At least we're on topic.

>implying Overwatch isn't populated by the most cancerous teenage shitlords

i already got ptsd from being the last one on the point so many times

It's fiiiiine

It really isn't. The thread is for talking about the game, not 14 year olds to dump porn

Because I wanna fuck that old lady tenderly

They retconned his uniform to basically be his current one sans beard/poncho in new ana origin

They REALLY don't want to do more than 4 non special legos per character, and considering ana has an origins skin as a normal unlockable, prospects are slim for hoodie mccree

Who is the best NANOMACHINES, SON hero and why is it Winston?
Gorilla ape zapping your ass with BOOSTED speed and BOOSTED damage. Reinhardt got nothing on the ape.

>someone leaves ranked
>winning team gets rank
>losing team if the leavers side takes no rank penalty

>someone leaves ranked
>someone backfills in
>person who backfill gets 1/4 rank gain on lose, regular rank gain if win

Does this solve leavers?

Porn isn't allowed.

My entire presence itt and any other can be summed up by husbando shitposting. Haven't been banned yet!

It's more topical than discussing a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT GAME.

>Mercy/Dad76/Ana love triangle when

Because it's practice and it drives traffic. Besides, is the world any worse off if there's more shit for people to fap to?

You're the best user, keep it up! but mchanzo is shit, get a better ship

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Post fit girls now

The ripped the better