/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

You first

Not starting with the original qt

That's what I did.

Is that a girl or a boy? What's wrong with his/her eyes?

>bootleg offbrand QT
I lol'd

You posted a disgusting crack addict, still waiting on you to post a cute character.

Nothing

gayest car for overcompensating faggots

This just in, 3 Stunt Drivers and a well armed SLAV made away with $1,250,000 from Pacific Standard Public Deposit Bank.

>Posting black market qt knockoffs

Are we ever going to be allowed script hook/ trainers/cheat menus/cheat engines Online ever again?

How dare you called my blue eyed blonde character a "crack addict"? He's cuter than the chinese tomboy.

where can i subscribe

Everything about this image is awful
>that ugly tranny in the foreground
>SLAV in all caps as if it's an acronym
>point break (2016) instead of the superior 1991 version
Just off yourself m8

>chinese tomboy.
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKK !!!!!

I wish I had more character slots!

Hopefully not

What happened to your chin? Did you forget it at the bank? Rookie mistake

Her eyes are fucked up.

>He's cuter than
Nope

>That feel when max take Paci Stan with 3 QT's but you're an ugly un-antialiased fuccboi.

>those things
>qts
>un-antialiased

>un-anti
pls

>3 trannys and a faggot robbing a bank

>have full 1.25M
>going over a bump somehow makes several thousand dollars fall out of a closed gym bag inside of a fully armored car

Nothing in this image is cute

It touched the car floor so it got dirty. You don't want dirty money, do you?

It beats robbing a bank with yourself.
git gud. Typically I only lose cash to collision with trees, even car-to-car collision is usually clean, the hardest part is the way down the mountain.

PSN still down?

im on right now never down for me

maybe its usa only?

>Inbred nigger spotted

Too bad you can't prove me wrong, unless you give me your name and address :^)

Germany here

Oh well, I guess I'll just have to live my life knowing a child on the internet doesn't think the best of me. It will be hard, but I'll try to manage.

>git gud
>implying I'm the one driving it
>implying I own a memeruma

I greatly prefer taking the bikes, but noooooooo, m-muh perfect take.

>sonnygers pay $60 yearly for this marvelous service

>not using a kuruma

would literally kick you from my heist

dude

why you mad

Anyone else seeing the new rally cars utterly demolishing top-tier sports cars like the Elegy and Massacro? I know they have better offroad traction than most cars from the latest broughy video but they're even beating other cars on tracks with no dirt.

There was a scheduled maintenance for one hour with some lasting issues.

Laughing at your weird character doesn't make anyone mad desu
I'm with qt on this one, you really do look like a store-bought knockoff of qt's character

I want all the dirty money. I want money that fell in the mud, I want money that was used to snort coke, I want money that was shoved in a stripper's sweaty buttcrack, I want money that was used to fund corrupt politics.

I want it all.

>Shrek in there for no reason
lel

>PC scrub race pays hundreds of dollars every few years to upgrade their toasters so they can drop the least amount of frames, yet still get worse performance than a 400 dollar console

Because you can't even rip off someone else's character properly you tremendous fuck-up.

bait

>pays hundreds of dollars every few years to upgrade their toasters
Isn't this literally the console market

>neo
>scorpio

>tfw doing it with randoms

You're ugly.

the ps4 released 7 years after the ps3
the xbone release 8 years after the 360

Do you really think you can go 7 years without upgrading your computer and still be able to run games at good settings?

>Do you really think you can go 7 years without upgrading your computer and still be able to run games at good settings?

Consoles last that long without hardware upgrades

>at good settings
So basically what consoles don't do?

>implying any more than 1 or 2 of the pc players here can even run GTA5 at anything above medium for more than two hours at a time.

Almost all of the .webms posted here are lousy with jaggies and framerate issues

What are you even talking about? My character isn't a rip-off.

You guys have no taste.

>another disgusting tomboy

Yeah whatever.

My bad, I didn't realise you were a literal retard. Carry on

Ryan Gosling is my husbando

Keeping you guys updated.

heres a weird thing ive never seen before on gtao

just got disconnected mid crate freeroam thing saying I entered suspended mode (PC users need not apply)

>has nothing to say so resorts to 'UR A TARD LOL'

Go ahead and be in denial of your massive moneysink.

A male cannot be a tomboy, you dumbass.

I bet you made a Drive themed character and car, faggot.

Not even a feminine one?

Here's a weird thing I've never seen before on /gtag/

a qt post that wasn't complete shit

I like the speed racer outfit but I'd change the undershirt on the heist outfit from the orange one, it throws the whole thing off

Considering that's probably his only good movie, that wouldnt be so bad.

So it's a boy? Yuk. Looks like a fucking tranny.

> invited to race
> join
> session is full, returning to GTA online
> has been loading for 5 minutes and counting

Can't believe cuckstar still haven't fixed this shit.

20 outfit slots when

Better than looking like an aging lesbian with a fucked up nose like

YOU LOOK LIKE A TRANNY!

>first time taking a custom REEEEEE down the Pacific Coast Highway

NEVER EVER

Mine just looks like a regular cute boy. I was right, you have no taste.

>people think my shitty character looks like shit
>this proves I'm right
Guess what, when everyone else seems "wrong" the problem might actually be with you.

I tried once but there aren't any good jackets to mimic his in the movie and the closest car is the Sabre Turbo which doesn't really work either
If we could get one of these new racing jackets in white I'd probably rock it with a Scorpion emblem on the back forever

>closest car is the Sabre Turbo which doesn't really work either

He drove like 3 different cars in the movie, one of which is in the game.

>which doesn't really work either
Is it really possible to be this pleb?

Faggots.

I think you're right. I don't like trannies unlike you guys.

And yet you tried to make a knock off of one while managing to make it look even worse.

I didn't try anything mate, I created my character back in 2013. I didn't even know about Veeky Forums.

I wanted to make the Malibu, maybe I'm a pleb but the Turbo's quad headlights and brakelight design ruin any attempt to mimic it
>

So either you're a liar or a newfag.

Ah, you're autistic. Nobody else is going to look at your headlights and go "oh no, that's not 100% accurate"

Lurk more then.

I'm a newfag. There's nothing wrong with it btw.

don't underestimate autism

is license plate user still alive or did he fuck off for good

There is everything wrong with being a newfag.

There's a difference between something like license plates which you have control over and car design which you don't.

I mean it really doesn't look like it at all

You used to be one.

There's more wrong with being a tranny avatarfag tho
Newfags can be alright.