/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

nah
it filters out the worthless waifufags, their supporters and worshippers
no server can be without people like this, better to filter them out desu

>prove me wrong
I can't.

literally requiring players to mail in a scan of an id proving that they are female to be able to play as a female when?

So curvy in that bulky space suit.

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=2652

there's nothing wrong about wanting to place your hands around big hips

Just tell him to kill himself

Kurt who was my match?

t. Naomi

I prefer the classic tits or gtfo

...

The round is over, sorry............... Maybe next time

t. Kurt

>tfw rustle is the blind loli samurai

I can't tell if he supports Trump or just doesn't like Hillary

>get sworded by one of the really fun players on the server
>we discuss our chosen god, and we prepare for battle against Cult
>possessed sword has a huge issues where every player wants to greytide disarm the chap to steal it
>give the chap the DEUS VULT over and over at the end of my sentences, play a senile old sword who falls asleep a lot and sometimes just rambles and reminisces about past lives and people I've fought for
>we see a person dying in space, MD says "Don't bother, he's going to die anyways"
>I say DEUS VULT
>chaps says DEUS VULT
>we leap out the airlock, grab the body, throw an item, get back in, Doc facepalms
>"What part of DEUS VULT do you not understand, doctor? You're a mess."
>Someone steals me from the Chap
>I convince them to bring me back to her, he does because he understands that I don't want to be in the hands of an unworthy wielder
>takes me back to her, she starts to attack him, I tell her not to, that he's a good man and a bright soul
>she apologizes to him, and thanks him for returning the blade
>we end up killing a number of traitorous dogs around the station, before dying together in the shuttle when a bomb goes off
>first deathtext I see is her mourning for the blade dying
It's honestly really fun and a really relaxing role, so long as the chap is a good player and actually speaks to you, a la pAI.

One of the admins thinks I might have ruined a traitor's greentext once by being a Loyalist Blade with a Human Soul in it on the shuttle when they had to escape alone, because I had them take me and wield me when all my other wielders had failed.

both

Oh same here. I got two of his hats

>not assuming everyone on this site is both

True

Nobody on this server is more pathetic than me

who are you are you sawbones?

are you a gay trap beta weeaboo?

I think we have one of those here. You're not that pathetic

Definitely him, I don't think anyone is more pathetic than sawbones

>tfw you will never see humanity showing their superiority to non-humans by sticking our dicks in them

No

xenophilia

go away sj

>implying
shiggy is still more pathetic than sj is
at least sj finally found love

Who are the least pathetic people on the server?

Supporting trump is illegal in Europe
so nobody "supports" him over there

Intigracy.

BANVALIDS: SECURED

(Me)

did your dick get any bigger though?

sawboobs

Yeah, but it's still a micropenis

>pAI ban
THE WORST PUNISHMENT

post deathchambers

that straya admin probably

>almost entirely Trump faggotry
>overuses s m h t b h f a m because he's a retard
>half of his posts are deleted
Jesus christ, Mikecari rule 0'd when

What's wrong with supporting Donald J. Trump? I support him

holy SHIT thats cool

I did deserve it, I won't argue against it.

I don't base my political opinions on fear of outsiders, I'm not an asian

Who fears outsiders?

I feel like you're being sarcastic, But it crits in two pulses and deep reds just getting thrown in. Was fairly effective, I think it needed uranium floors to truly be a death chamber though.

>let's put a ban on muslims entering the country
>we need a retardedly expensive wall to keep the spics out
>something something trade war against everyone something something

The random names/literally whos

They're the only people who get to play the game without drama or waifushit. IE, they just play the game and RP, like intended.

You're a bit wrong there, Yred random names and causes a ton of drama

sj created shiggy and told shiggy to do all the stuff he did, sj is literally worse then shiggy because of that

>8 US Code 1182
>the states spend enough money combating illegal immigration to fund the wall itself
>???

Last post, I don't want to turn this into not video games

If you support anyone in this election cycle, you're the problem. On the left we have an idealist dreamer that just talks loud and the most corrupt politician in US history, on the right we have an orange racist who appeals to the fear of "white eradication" under the guise of "make america great again"

Seriously, American politics are retarded and you're retarded if you actually trust any of the candidates.

>implying banning muslims is a bad thing
>implying we can't make mexico pay for it because they need us so much
>implying chinks don't want to fuck us over in trade
baka desu senpai

BOY I SURE DO LOVE THIS SPACE STATION THIRTEEN DISCUSSION

nah I'm being serious
I just wish I was smart enough to think up this sort of shit

He's really the exception. I tend to talk and interact with literally who's because I never know which angle they're going to take as opposed to the memejunkies caught in waifu turf wars. Most of them are normal people, which is probably why nobody talks about them in the thread.

I notice you guys, really. But I'm not going to be a faggot about it

>go take a hard shit
>hemorroid finally pops
fucking finally, it's been bothering me for a week

Anyways, what's up with the smelter not smelting plasteel and other alloys? I turn the priority to max and it still won't smelt the iron and plasma into plasteel. Any help?

Did you wait until all the ore goes in before turning on the smelter?

I honestly only staticname because when I used to random name I forgot my name, and if someone called me over radio or something I wouldn't notice.

I didn't think of that, thanks

Didn't know the smelter can actually hold ore before it smelts either, so that's helpful

Kurt's only touched my character in her perverted fantasies.

I static name purely because I like people mentioning me for being good.

I would cry if I got a pAI ban

I still panic when I have to handle the "Boss said to scream when shits going bad and hes being dragged by cult but I cant tell when or when not he's converted so at what point do I stop screaming

You don't stop until he tells you to stop or you get wiped

Had a master get salty because I kept yelling, he got killed even after the convert so they could destroy me, and I just had to give him the "I did what I was told, tell me otherwise next time and then we're good". Since then I've been kinda unsure about how best to handle it. I don't like making people salty.

I staticname because I want people to know I'm not some psychopatic sadistic perma-antag

Being trusted feels nice, and I try to uphold that trust

post some sad spess music

youtube.com/watch?v=aAD6lJiHBdA

You never stop until he commands you to stop. Don't be a homo like every other pAI ever

Even in death, my legendary jutsu cannot be evaded by the HoS.

Sometimes people are bitches through no fault of your own. Don't let them bully you into self-doubt.

>banning muslims
>bad

>concrete and steel
>expensive

>trade war
>when the country is getting assraped on all fronts because the current leaders are either cucks or traitors

>any map that isnt box

I've been called a pretty based pAI in the past, so I definitely don't think I'm a homo pAI

>get randomly blasted with radiation at the outpost
????????
did i make good weed :3c

>CMO antag
>no fun ideas
>become HoP
>do absolutely nothing for the whole round
>hoss tries to kill a gray, he's a complete shitter
>take gray away from him
>cuff him
>"eh, i dont want greentext without killing anyone, might as well"
>kill him
>all of sec is instantly on my ass
>he executes me
>he executes the nonantag gray
I just didn't want easy greentext.
Did i do bad?

>Cargo tech gets out of jail
>He tells me he wants to get revenge by unleashing a virus on the station
>Ask him if he is a tator
>He hints towards yes
>Pull out an e-gun and blast him to a crisp
Who else /LoyalToNanoTrasen/ here?

homo as in a self doubting queer

"I d-don't want to be bullied by mean owner"

>banning an entire religion just because of your ignorance

>labor, logistics, and vast amounts of materials
>not expensive

>inability to form an argument without using a buzzword like "cuck"

>Come into station late hoping to learn RnD basics
>everything done, get some half assed tutorial
>decide to get drunk and sample the local medbay fridge
>get caught, arested, and claimed to want perma for botany
>traitor busts me out and brings me to his pimped out ride with a fuckton of emags and shit
>lie about my objetive being to asasinate some atmos tech and fuck off into space the moment he left
>end up stuck on a tile of space with me not being able to propel back by throwing shit while MMIs call me disgusting

10/10

>walking around
>go to pet red-eye mommi
>accidentally disarm an emag it was holding
>run off with the emag
>produce some fucked up clones and search for dead people
neat

>want to sec
>try to sec
>byond freezes every other second with a 10 second delay in between

God damn I feel useless

For plasteel it pretty much needs to be turned off before shit goes in, then you crank plasteel up in priority.
It's kinda shitty in that regard especially when combined with the constantly refreshing screen with all the buttons of interest at the bottom instead of the top.
Look at me complaining about it when i have the means to fix it, I probably won't.

>punishing an antag for being bold
>encouraging more stealth antag faggotry

>ignorance
>when we're still fucking dealing with ramadan rumble: europe edition

Red eyed MoMMI best MoMMI we need more of them emagged

How do you set the cloner to shit out a certain race?

I want to shit out vox during a vox raider round for shits and giggles

>Be sawbones
>Do Sawbones things
>Continue to sawbones around
>end round as sawbones

Christ almighty

>>>/reddit/

ignorance about what?
are you sure you're not the ignorant one?

The call for a ban on muslims isn't based in any sort of problem in America today
Islamic terrorism hasn't been an issue here in over a decade
Europe might be getting shafted, but not us

emag it, then when cloning hit edit records, you can change race and name