EVE online /eog/

>Can I make enough ISK to PLEX during the trial?
If you have to ask, you can't do it.

>I just started, what should I do?
Do the Opportunities then find the Career Agents & run all of their missions; they give you ISK, ships, skillbooks and teach you basics. Talk to players and try to find a corp. The game is only as boring as you are.

>Is it too late to start playing EVE?
No.

>Read the UPDATED /eog/ pastebin: pastebin.com/ser9Acpg

>Focus Group Logs: focusgrouplogs.tech.ccp.is/

Future:
>Soon, new shekels madness with cerebral free SP and stuff snek themed.
>Did you forget to do your dailies?
>Cap changes, fighter changes and legal drugs: forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=6523897#post6523897
>June 28th Sneks Supers and Titans: community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/shadow-of-the-serpent-signal-the-dawn/
>Winter: new "drilling platforms"
>Fall: new "industrial arrays", barge reworks
>Summer: AOE BOOST/LINK REWORK, citadel iterations + contracts, Rorqual rework

Past:
>Goonswarm is dead.
>May 31: RIP old camera, new multi-use analyzers introduced
>May 30: RIP Dust 514 (long live Project Nova)
>May 24: DO YOUR SP DAILIES
>May 12: Name ships automatically with a saved fit name
>May 06: Eve Online 13th Anniversary
>Apr 27: Citadels & cap rebalance released. Tears, bugs, etc. RIP rolling yachts.
>Apr 21: community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/csm-11-election-results/
>Mar 09: Massive mod tiercides that broke a lot of fits.
>Feb 18: Last CSM X Summit: community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/the-second-csm-x-summit-meeting-minutes-included
>Feb 09: SP trading
>Foozie makes a bunch of stupid pointless changes (don't ever remove this from the OP, because it is always true)

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>join Certified-Organic corp
>download TS3
>sign up on services page
>set up API with highest mask, (they can even read my Jita whore diaries)
>set up TS3 auth from services
>set up Mumble auth from services
>Download Mumble
>set up forums account from services
>please use this info to log into forums and then set up forum-API link
>k
>set up Discord
>Need to make a Discord account first
>k
>Set up Discord auth
>Download Discord
>error, contact our helpdesk pilots in-game
>k
>Set up Jabber
>Download Pidgin
>Set up Skype
>Update Skype, 800mb of ram skype.exe running in the background
>Set up ISBoxer for my Jita whore muktitasking
>Log into Slack
>Bunch of shitposting
>Set up Facebook corp group to recieve (requirement to file for SRP)
>Go lose a ship and link a KM to authenticate the SRP program
>Lose my Arty Vagabond
>ok.
>File Arty Vagabond for SRP
>Denied
>Not a Corp fitting
>okey.
>PINGPIGPING
>QUICK COMMS #3 TIME TO HIT TOWER EVERYONE GET ON NAGAS
>No Naga in new home system
>"C-can I bring my Punisher"?
>"Yes you can bring tackle but you need to download the new tackle comms mumble plugin v0.2 first user go to this link user a.cocaine.ninja/fvxpoy.exe"
>...O-okey ...I-is it safe?
>"Also make sure you download the new Windoes 10 only Discord Overlay, link is somewhere on the forums."
>Cool
>Searching Forums
>Access Denied: Need additional APIs
>Set up my Jita whore API so I can make it to the fleet
>"Ok everyone undoc- user are you really a Jita whore"?
>New program has to update, doesn't ask for permission.
>Reboot PC
>Corp channel blinking
>Alliance channel blinking
>Director wants to start new conversation
>Pidgin blinking
>Discord blinking
>Skype blinking and using 2gb of ram
>TS3 blinking
>Mumble blinking, tackle comms mumble plugin going nuts
>Forums notifications blinking
>new Facebook message on your wall.
>ANNNOOOON GET ON COOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMSSSSS
>My mind slowly drifts into the abyss.

welcome to EVE

>tfw that copypasta still isn't funny

oh well.

did you get your 10k sp today user-chan?

amarr :^)

>mittens will never be your bf

>Xe thinks people care what xe thinks

OFFICIAL LIST OF WORST TYPES OF PLAYERS IN EVE:

1. Nullsec botters/ratters/mission runners
2. Highsec botters/ratters/mission runners
3. Nullbabby napfest blobbers
4. Lowsec 'elite' link-alt slave set pvpers
5. 'hisec pvp'
6. Miners
7. Industrialists
8. Traders
9. Scammers

9001. Honorabru solo roamers

90001. Small gang NPC sov nullsec/lowsec

900001. C5-6 WH pvpers

>still no news about t3 nerf

GETS KILLED BY A SUPERIOR SHIP

Normal people:
>wow what a cool ship. Can't wait to fly it too.

Autists:
>omg ccp u have to nerf its so op i need my perfetc balancing because im autism and if you dont nerf ill cry on reddit and b4r and i totally didn't avoid the fight because i dont know what dscan is and im a fucking idiot herpdurpededef

>mfw buttblasted fotm fags

>tfw fotm fags in /eog/

>tfw unadaptable autists in /dog/

>yfw those autists are fotmfags

>implying fotm fags know shit about adapting

>t3c/ds are in game for years/moths
>i-i-i-ts just fotm guise

>ccp have failed to this long to balance these ships, so they must be ok

But they do, they adapt to the next fotm cancer.

Only after someone else shows it to them.

...

>people actually think passive align is real

>all these faggots not flying cool ships because it hurts their honor

>he doesn't fly 300+ mil fit garmurs and 1.5 bil orthuses
>what a poorfag

>not realising that your overpowered ships only seem 'fun' or 'cool' because they dump on all the balanced ships, and being a shitter you need this advantage to feel special

>that one guy in /eog/ who is dishonorable

>tfw svipul fags will never get banned from this sub

has anyone done any math on how many sp a gold ouroboros gives you over its duration?

Not enough to warrant the huge grind

farming isk to buy skill injectors will always be faster and give more SP

>it needs to be expensive
>he thinks other ships are balanced
>le svipul argument
>he thinks i fly exclusively memeships
>he cares about honor in a game without rules

ive already done the grind
i just want to know how it compares to a skill injector since theyre sort of close in price

>he shitposts on /eog/ trying to convince everyone that he isnt a fotm cancerfag

It's shit. This whole event is shit. Not even quafe drops. They added some loot to the battlecruisers but so fat it was just generic meta garbage. Idk if they drop anything better.

it's 100k SP

The copper is ~11k SP

The fact that there are literal retards out there paying 600 mill a gold accelerator that gives out 100k instead of paying for a skill injector which gives you 400k is baffling

>mfw not replying to dishonour shitters

>having an argument means shitpost
>honor
>actually forcing rules on yourself

>argument

that sounds about right, but is there work for this somewhere i can look at? i know you make about

>he undocks without rituals to preserve honor

>she isn't an honorabru space samurai

>not being an amarr khanid cyberknight

there was someone who showed the calculation in leddit. I can't for the life of me find it.

>be in corp
>forming a fleet for a roam
>"hey user wanna come on a provi roam to dunk some miners"
>"WHAT? THIS IS DISHONORABLE!! HOW DARE YOU!"
>uh what?
>"REEEEEEE"
>I can literally hear over mic the foam forming in his mouth
>he starts shooting my ship to "remove dishonor from this corp"
>ceo kicks him from corp and bans from comms

>mfw an unironic svipul pilot applies to join my corp

>>"hey user wanna come on a provi roam to dunk some miners"
>ok

>miners set up smartbomb battleships
>twice

the salt that night, oh

well i actually just did my own independent math and yeah, it comes down to like somewhere between 80 and 100k. how fucking lame.

>literally 10

>some guy wants to join corp
>says he's an FC
>never FC's in corp
>whines when no one is doing FC
>doesn't want to do support, logi or what ever, only wants to F1 monkey

you boys remember when goons went to lowsec with 400 people in proteus hardcounters and still lost to less than 200, feeding uncontrollably.

I remember when they undocked their battleship fleet for the first time and they had to stand down because they didn't have Javelin because someone bought it all on market

I remember when some dank memer bought all of their machs and replaced the 1600 plates with 100mm plates, and relisted them.

Or guardians, or 50M raptors, or no canes on market.

>ywn gas bryce THIS hard

can you play this game solo?

>rapids still produce killmarks

why

No, this is a highly social game that more or less requires you to interact with the community to actually participate in it

lol

Why is anyone still bothering to play this shit now it's been turned into care-bear central?

what ships are considered "ong point/scram" ships and what are the ranges? I'm trying to decide if I should go out and train a Lachesis or not.

the lachesis can point out to like 80km with a faction point and links

it can scram out to like 25km overheated, faction scram, links, etc

humor me

No, but I'll double your isk.

sent

I play it solo.

Not recommended if you are new. you CAN, but it easy to lose sight of what you are doing. You always need to be setting goals and going out there and having fun. This is usually easy to do when you are in a large corp and FCs hand content to you on a platter

...

What a slut

>Standing Fleet is still going strong. Come and make isk while getting strat papsWe need more Procures and ventures mining.

So this is the power of the Imperium.

Wherever I go, I must also cyno.

close, its wherever i am. still good tho

>Corp recruiters bullying people applying to join
>mfw I got in without an application

Thanks Snuff

you dont play EVE "solo", no matter what you do you are playing with other people. You are eventually going to make friends, and work with someone at some point. Its impossible not to. You can run missions and PvE all day, but unless you want to really get involved with the game you're having fun with, you should definitely seek out involvement with another player. they'll seek you out eventually.

SHOULD EVE be played alone? NO! can it? Yes, if you want to limit your fun and badassery. Think you can take on an 7/10 escalation by yourself? DO YOU?! i dont think so.

Real talk. Word- BIG UPS to my homies in null. Respec to my homies in da K. Peace out my nigga. Rollin for da empress beyatch!

how long does the cloak take before you disappear from overview

what system are you in? ill let you know

hakonen

Didn't read all that sperg because I know what your autistic ass is about to say after you said "huurr you don't play this game solo".

Yes, you still interact with people you dumbshit, I am talking about personally playing solo without a corp of people and voice comms you autistic faggot.

well if you had read the rest of what i said, you would have seen that i was alluding to the association of corps and shit. Techincally, wanting to be alone and not interact with other people is a sign of autism as well...so, we may both be autistic.

but can you really complete a 7/10 ded site solo?

you can solo a 10/10 in a tengu you dumbshit

THE TENGU IS THE ANSWER TO ANYTHING

The Caldari spare no expense when it comes to gathering shekels.

oooho look at me with a tengu im so cool

did you also P2W?

>hurr eve online is the only game with overpowered units and a meta, what a shit game lmao

>Xe doesn't buy plexes to convert to isk

how's it feel to be cucked on a dying game?

Why should I cooperate and reduce my profit?

literally no response. you can get massive more profit by working together with people. You can combine resources and get even more shit and you can use corporate money instead of your own! You'll effectively double your monetary funds.

lmao do you even play this game?

yeah and ive doubled my money in a corp. its nice. sounds like you dont like having fun and earning mega money. You think playing solo renders the big ISK? playing together doubles it.

lying-ass nigga right here

I don't have to split with a dumb nigger doing a 10/10 with me.

new art from mspaint friend

looks pretty good when it's zoomed out

>amarr

Yeah, i downsize them and sell them as sigs to alliance members.

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Am I missing anything?

pastebin.com/RNRga0RS

Nah it's fine.

Sick, now time to plan out a Pilgrim/Cyno alt so I can sit cloaky in the belt and buttfuck people that try and fuck with my fleet.

>he doesn't have combat rorqual

Is it a good idea to use a deep space transport as a super-industrial/mini-freighter in highsec?

I'm questioning this because on paper it's EHP wall is foolproof for transporting over a half billion assets

on the other side the killmail whore could take the 210mil of the ship into the calculation of efficiency

anyway how do you fit your DST?

Using anything but DST in hisec is suicide.

Is it bad I legitimately considered this? I can't think of any benefits beyond

>100% drone bonus dmg/hp
>125 bandwidth
>capital Remote Shield Booster

Is there something I'm not considering?

It's more of a bait/backup until counter drop arrives. With neuts and bulkheads. Depends who drops you.