/ink/ - Splatoon General

Ignore the shitposters like . I loved your posts because they made the thread so comfy, and I hope you can find the courage to keep making them!

This, it's just an offsite link that you're not going to click. Who cares.

bottomless sweater callie

Based translateranon! I love your posts!

If you want my opinion I preferred the posts where he mixed it up. Saying all the different nice or romantic things he wanted to do with Callie was much cuter than just insisting his desire for one contrarian sex act over and over.

featuring: bottomless sweater marie

thanks!

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Marie doing Code Geass cosplay is so cute!

Balance restored.

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Damn, Callie looks so good in Karen's suit.

We've known this for almost a year.

the bitch from splatoon and the bitch from ed edd n eddy

apparently this is a thing??

do you wanna squad now?

So you let him shitpost for almost a year?

We never made a big deal about it for over a year.

Yes! I would love to!

okay then, i'll be right on.
my wii u and computer are on completely opposite sides of my home though, so i probably won't be able to see any posts you make about our games.

Yep, still ready. It looked like somebody else wanted to join too?

Aww, you never said that before. I wanted us to chat and play at the same time! Do you have a phone then? That way you could see my posts!

You could check through a phone, or even open up /ink/ on your Wii U's browser?

What's the low down then? Can you post your NNID? I don't want translatoranon to post his because of certain reasons.

Yeah, he sent me his through email for that reason.
Friend 'Twhynot' in the meantime.
Hopefully we can get one more player, tri-squads are the worst.

ah, if it matters that much, i borrowed a smartphone (cause my only phone is an old slide phone) so that should take care of it!

Oh... okay. I'll wait until we get another person. You guys do a twin in the mean time.

I'm not entirely sure who they are. I was the one that set this up.

We could even try join a game of Turf War if we want?

that would be fine! i really like turf war too.

Looks like map rotation is imminent anyway.
If you want to enter a TW match, I'll try and join.

ok, i'm in.

Nice, I'm in the queue for the next one.

...Which you weren't in?

>connection error
>connection error
hfsrglk

>3/4 matches so far end with disconnect
maybe today's not my day

Also there's no guarantee we'll be on the same team.
Should we try a Squad instead?

sure. i'll start it.

I want to cunnilingus Marie's thighs while she verbally abuses me.

I don't think you can cunnilingus someone's thighs by definition.

I thought cunnilingus was only between women

well that was dumb

That went better.
Just realized if we lose this will take its toll on your Rank, so I apologize in advance.

rip

isnt asuka number 2?

ah, i don't really care about rank. don't worry about it.
plus, you're better than me anyway.

man that one was close. thought we were gonna lose in the last few seconds.

Yeah that Blaster was insanely good.

I hate Hydras. I hate Hydras so, so much.

>0-9
um
oops

Since when can the Tower's pillar block THREE Suction Bombs

well
now that was something

that entire game was just a fuckin struggle

So close, I killed two of them with one direct on that last push.
But if they have an E-Liter AND a Dynamo, that's game.

Alright this is going to be my last one. Ggs

that was actually gonna be my last one too. ggs.

No worries man, I gave that E-Liter such hell there. Great games, so good to finally get to play with you.

Hey, don't do that.
Still, gg's all round.

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oh, if you're not really quitting, then i could still play with you later, if you're around! i just wanted to take an hour break or so to take care of some stuff.

I'll be more than happy to. Maybe we could find two more Squids to join us?

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that sounds fun! i'd love to quad. there was that user that wanted to join if we got a fourth, too. any takers? i know it's kind of late so i understand if no one wants to.

>Every post from to was probably made by two people except for
/ink/ really is dead right now, god DAMN.

>72 posts
>7 unique posters
suffering

How about you Squad with us then, eh?

I panic when I hear my own team's krakens

I panic when I hear my own Mines going off. I keep thinking it's the Rainmaker shield.

hi-im-perri.tumblr.com/post/147367327503/how-to-display-your-new-splatoon-squid-sisters
>mariefag throwing away his callie amiibo
>he has a my little pony poster in his room

poster number 9 coming through

I gave my marie amiibo to my little sister

He could've at least been creative about destroying her, not just throwing her out.

>2K16
>Not hanging posters of tumors in your room
Shaking my head at the lot of you.

>Not keeping the Callie amiibo to see Marie's cute sitting animation.
>Not liking Bomb Rush Blush
>Being a brony

That's cute, but I don't know if Marie would be the best role model for her.
Unless you want her to become strong willed and excessively level-headed?

>excessively level-headed
my sides

I gave my callie amiibo to Marie

Awwww

A better word would be nonchalant.

will be back on in ten minutes or so.
last call for squadders? otherwise we can just twin again.

hello my name is bobsled please enjoy my blog thank you

fuck off bobsled is one of the only cool people in the shitscord

-bobsled

-bobsled

you down for turf war this time? it's late so i'd rather not play anything too stressful.

We could all try join the same game. It didn't work very well earlier though.

-pinky

I'll join for a bit!

i wasn't under the impression that anyone else wanted to play with us? if that's the case, i'll squad.
but it not working was probably more coincidence than anything else. i'm not an expert or anything, but i don't think you'll face way more connection issues in turf war compared to ranked.
so are we playing turf war then?

Send a request to 'Twhynot'.