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>Official Stuff
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>Competitive Info
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>The Oversheet (Damage values and other numbers)
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>Wiki
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>Stats and Leaderboards (Unofficial)
masteroverwatch.com
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>Official Comics
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I want a cute owg boy

OnlyZenyatta

ZenyattaOrAFK

MainZenyatta

ded

>be level 59
>highest level on our team is 61
>get paired against a full team of 73-77s
>Enemy has 2 McCrees, a Lucio, Genji, Reinhardt, and 76.
>My team has 2 Mercys, a Zarya that spams Energy bombs and never uses shields, a Widowmaker, a Pharah and me as Winston.
>get steamrolled
>They blame it on me
Ok...

winstons fuckbot confirmed

I am going to have SEXUAL thoughts about REAPER and you can't stop me!

I was gonna post this in the other thread but fuck it.

facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1491521&page=34

guess her abilities, i'm guessing she's a shield support with an ulty like widowmakers

hana song

Im betting she is a support builder. She can probably make orbs that follow teammates that actually shoot at people. They are like mobile turrets.
he ult is probably a dispenser that gets permanently built like Symmetra's teleporter, that constantly gives out health and armor packs.

Even if that is not what she does, i want a hero that does do that.

12th for Maebbie
youtube.com/watch?v=T7yKoz7YBcg

>probably
you mean you have no fucking idea

Please tell me this doesn't mean what I think it does.
If I'm in the top 3% of players and people still fucking suck ass at this rank then how can people even stand lower ranks?

so far Ana seems pretty cancerous.

Rein and Genji are capable of 1v5s or 1v6s if the enemy team isn't half tanks.
8 seconds is ridiculously long for a frenzy.

You can also just noscope down chokepoints for 60 damage repeatedly, which means the people who can't aim with Widow will instead lock Ana and refuse to aim at teammates

>pisses off blizzard and redditfags
>gives 0 fucks through the whole process
>gets ban and doesn't care, he just plays something else

literally the first german I saw who isn't an annoying emotespammer, I wish he were still here

>suck at widowmaker, am a terrible sniper
>pull her white lace legendary out of a loot box
>use her anyway
>dominate game, snipes for days

Is this... is this the power of booty?

Rate my heroes and post your own guys!

Guys, what if everyone's right? As in those joints are actually her real limbs because she's a robot?
Like some kind of Ghost in the Shell stuff?

>82% win rate for the day
>go from 56 to 62
is there any feeling more divine?

what's your best climbing spree, user?

I was told the Ana patch was dropping today. I got up for this.

Have I been lied to?

Nothing changed since yesterday when it was tested on live server
my.mixtape.moe/cuuzrf.webm
It's still only slightly more than 12.5 hp/s, it's supposed to outheal the 25 dps that the robot deals each cycle

Go back to Katawa Shojou you degenerate.

Or beat it to symettra.

Phara is perfect

Right.
what did i say?

Placed 49 went almost straight to 65 with a 75% win rate.

It's in the PTR.

You mean on the official servers or PTR?

>anas that don't support and can't hit a target the size of the sun

REEEEEEE

Has it gone live? They're still figuring out how the changes affected Zenyatta, D.va, and McCree and some bugs related to Ana's ult. Hell no.

It's not dropping til September when the new competitive season starts

Ty. Going back to bed.

Perfectly engineered, maybe.

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>Mercy: fucks everything that moves
>Mei: Lucio, McCree
>D.Va: Lucio
>Pharah: lesbian
>Tracer: bounces between Shimada bros

I accept these.

>Symmetra: not interest in sex

She does come off as a tad too serious, but I'm not sure

>Zarya: nobody is man enough to bed her

I am

>Widowmaker: nobody has fucked her and lived to tell about it

Challenge accepted

the delusion of cripplefags is fucking real, I tell you what

What would you do the IRL Zarya?

deport her

Not beefy enough

That woman is not swole

She doesn't exist. It's a video game.

If she did exist she would be in a different country and we would never meet.

She would also be hideously ugly and culturally incompatible.

But seriously, go back to tumblr.

could this suffice for now

>Will never get an anti-human Omnic because Omnics are just stand-ins for oppressed minorities who can't actually be bad people, just victims of unfortunate circumstance

Fuck you, Blizzard.

Purchase her a coat, she seems cold.

degenerate that only plays "waifus" detected

A reminder that if you're playing Zenyatta on the live server RIGHT NOW you're gimping your team, since you're healing a single person at the same rate of lucio's healing aura

feels like latency literally doesn't matter in overwatch

I usually play with 40ms but earlier when I played with 80 I didn't notice any difference. any other shooter and going from 40 to 80 would feel VERY different.

explain

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Is there a correlation between rank and hook accuracy?

You expect me to believe that woman can deadlift 512 pounds?

>the video game equivalent of 'haha I was just pretending to be retarded!'

ebin

>Zenzen's Bizarre Adventure

This isn't about >muh cribble
I'm suggesting she's an android, completely robotic.

you're not wrong

this is incorrect. should be

D. Va: virgin

I want to sexualize the grandma

Favor the shooter, 20 ticks
until you break 10ms, you won't notice any latency at all, just like most shooters really

also set your QoS settings right even if only locally, if you're seeing lag at 80ms there's something wrong

same senpai

>tfw I can deadlift half that

Actually, fuck that. Deadlifting 2plate isn't anything to be ashamed of.

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You should never be ashamed of whatever weight you're lifting as long as you're putting in the work.

>D. Va: virgin

Post McCree.

>place turret way behind my team
>go defend the payload
>collect random kills from flankers that got cought with their pants down
torb has to be the best defense character by far

Yes. D. Va: virgin

Haha. No.

>this feeling of contempt seeing all this gay porn

i wonder if this is how normies feel about rule 34

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>Top starcraft player
>not a virgin

Enjoying rank 30?

Were these done by a big dick disney animator?

I can't even deadlift 120kg
Never tried, actually

Can we talk about Paladins?
I figured at least some of you have played it.

How do I play Ying? I want to waifu her but I end up doing a whole lot of nothing except swaping to right infront of an enemy and them filling me with hot lead.

There needs to be more amputee Pharah x Mercy

>healing
>we're doing really well defending payload
>15sec left on timer
>tank decides to just keep pushing up past payload
>tell him to get the fuck back here
>literally walks right past enemy roadhog going towards the payload
>"bro chill out we're just having fun"
>tank dies cause he has no heals
>i die because it's just a lucio vs a roadhog and a s76 that followed
>they push the cart in overtime almost entirely to the finish
>eventually win cause team finally starts doing teamwork again

No fucking reason to just start fucking around when the match is literally seconds from being over.
If you're going to fuck around don't do it in pubs man. There's already enough bad players that your fucking around will break whatever mystic force aligned us into an actual functioning team.

It's finally over.

After being an absolute shitter for my team for an ungodly amount of games, I finally got this stupid spray.

paladins is probably the most boring piece of shit shooter i've ever played
how the fuck can anyone enjoy that piece of shit

Who's ready to EL OH EL at Phara'a JUSTICE

That's not IRL Zarya.
That's a twink with pink hair.

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I was dicking around in quick play. I'm ranked way higher thay you, don't fret.

>Pounds
Try 512 kg

What game is this?
also please save images from twitter only after you appeng :orig to their url

COULD YOU PLEASE MY FINE GENTLEMEN AND ASSOCIATES TELL ME YET AGAIN ON WHAT KIND OF POSITION IS THE CLOCK STANDING IN THIS EXACT MOMENT?

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you are worthy of respect. thank you for your service

>people using Sym on KOTH

S T O P
T
O
P

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1:30

>looking for a mouse with side buttons
>get a bunch of tacky $60 PRO GAMING mice with spikes and red lights and shit
Why is it so hard to find a generic mouse with side buttons

You realize it isn't hard to three shot your shitty mech while you tickle us for 1dps right?

Hi-Rez's F2P Overwatch clone

Im having just as much fun with it as I did Overwatch

In a fucking heartbeat

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Behold.

Have this cute Ana/Reinhardt fic:

archiveofourown.org/works/7481643/chapters/17003853

It's short, but succulent.

It's probably easier than the pixel spray challenge
At least it is now, on release week everyone waltzed right on top of mines and died like a retard all the time

This new PTR just makes it impossible to play Pharah now

>Ana poops on her
>New McCree deletes her with zero effort
>D.Va's new DM renders her useless, at least Rein is slow moving behind his shield and you can maneuver around him

Microsoft makes one.

Yes.

>zen is a little too weak
>buff the shit out of him

>buff the shit out of zen and dva so winston has 2 more hard counters even though he already got shit on hard by reaper and roadhog
>only 1 winston allowed per team

>mccree+mercy does 210 headshot damage now up to decently long range