>be level 59 >highest level on our team is 61 >get paired against a full team of 73-77s >Enemy has 2 McCrees, a Lucio, Genji, Reinhardt, and 76. >My team has 2 Mercys, a Zarya that spams Energy bombs and never uses shields, a Widowmaker, a Pharah and me as Winston. >get steamrolled >They blame it on me Ok...
John Smith
winstons fuckbot confirmed
Ethan Hernandez
I am going to have SEXUAL thoughts about REAPER and you can't stop me!
Juan Thomas
I was gonna post this in the other thread but fuck it.
guess her abilities, i'm guessing she's a shield support with an ulty like widowmakers
Dominic Howard
hana song
Luis Gutierrez
Im betting she is a support builder. She can probably make orbs that follow teammates that actually shoot at people. They are like mobile turrets. he ult is probably a dispenser that gets permanently built like Symmetra's teleporter, that constantly gives out health and armor packs.
Even if that is not what she does, i want a hero that does do that.
Please tell me this doesn't mean what I think it does. If I'm in the top 3% of players and people still fucking suck ass at this rank then how can people even stand lower ranks?
Mason Barnes
so far Ana seems pretty cancerous.
Rein and Genji are capable of 1v5s or 1v6s if the enemy team isn't half tanks. 8 seconds is ridiculously long for a frenzy.
You can also just noscope down chokepoints for 60 damage repeatedly, which means the people who can't aim with Widow will instead lock Ana and refuse to aim at teammates
Logan Davis
>pisses off blizzard and redditfags >gives 0 fucks through the whole process >gets ban and doesn't care, he just plays something else
literally the first german I saw who isn't an annoying emotespammer, I wish he were still here
Zachary Brooks
>suck at widowmaker, am a terrible sniper >pull her white lace legendary out of a loot box >use her anyway >dominate game, snipes for days
Is this... is this the power of booty?
Levi Jackson
Rate my heroes and post your own guys!
Camden Robinson
Guys, what if everyone's right? As in those joints are actually her real limbs because she's a robot? Like some kind of Ghost in the Shell stuff?
Lucas Lee
>82% win rate for the day >go from 56 to 62 is there any feeling more divine?
what's your best climbing spree, user?
Lucas Thompson
I was told the Ana patch was dropping today. I got up for this.
Have I been lied to?
Colton Edwards
Nothing changed since yesterday when it was tested on live server my.mixtape.moe/cuuzrf.webm It's still only slightly more than 12.5 hp/s, it's supposed to outheal the 25 dps that the robot deals each cycle
Juan Butler
Go back to Katawa Shojou you degenerate.
Or beat it to symettra.
Phara is perfect
Lincoln Lee
Right. what did i say?
Brody Sanchez
Placed 49 went almost straight to 65 with a 75% win rate.
Jayden Cooper
It's in the PTR.
Gavin Wright
You mean on the official servers or PTR?
Samuel Jenkins
>anas that don't support and can't hit a target the size of the sun
REEEEEEE
Brody Long
Has it gone live? They're still figuring out how the changes affected Zenyatta, D.va, and McCree and some bugs related to Ana's ult. Hell no.
Jaxon Carter
It's not dropping til September when the new competitive season starts
Nicholas Kelly
Ty. Going back to bed.
Dominic Harris
Perfectly engineered, maybe.
Caleb Harris
...
Zachary Sanchez
>Mercy: fucks everything that moves >Mei: Lucio, McCree >D.Va: Lucio >Pharah: lesbian >Tracer: bounces between Shimada bros
I accept these.
>Symmetra: not interest in sex
She does come off as a tad too serious, but I'm not sure
>Zarya: nobody is man enough to bed her
I am
>Widowmaker: nobody has fucked her and lived to tell about it
Challenge accepted
Jaxon Wright
the delusion of cripplefags is fucking real, I tell you what
Austin Hall
What would you do the IRL Zarya?
Christopher Stewart
deport her
Tyler Myers
Not beefy enough
Nolan Barnes
That woman is not swole
James Bell
She doesn't exist. It's a video game.
If she did exist she would be in a different country and we would never meet.
She would also be hideously ugly and culturally incompatible.
But seriously, go back to tumblr.
Austin Gray
could this suffice for now
Luke Flores
>Will never get an anti-human Omnic because Omnics are just stand-ins for oppressed minorities who can't actually be bad people, just victims of unfortunate circumstance
Fuck you, Blizzard.
Ethan Price
Purchase her a coat, she seems cold.
Luis Anderson
degenerate that only plays "waifus" detected
Daniel Thompson
A reminder that if you're playing Zenyatta on the live server RIGHT NOW you're gimping your team, since you're healing a single person at the same rate of lucio's healing aura
Matthew Bell
feels like latency literally doesn't matter in overwatch
I usually play with 40ms but earlier when I played with 80 I didn't notice any difference. any other shooter and going from 40 to 80 would feel VERY different.
explain
Blake Gray
...
Ayden Brooks
Is there a correlation between rank and hook accuracy?
John Barnes
You expect me to believe that woman can deadlift 512 pounds?
Anthony Martin
>the video game equivalent of 'haha I was just pretending to be retarded!'
ebin
Connor Walker
>Zenzen's Bizarre Adventure
Nathaniel Myers
This isn't about >muh cribble I'm suggesting she's an android, completely robotic.
Caleb Rodriguez
you're not wrong
Easton Parker
this is incorrect. should be
D. Va: virgin
Jace Sanders
I want to sexualize the grandma
Brody Flores
Favor the shooter, 20 ticks until you break 10ms, you won't notice any latency at all, just like most shooters really
also set your QoS settings right even if only locally, if you're seeing lag at 80ms there's something wrong
Anthony Wilson
same senpai
Hunter Rodriguez
>tfw I can deadlift half that
Actually, fuck that. Deadlifting 2plate isn't anything to be ashamed of.
Levi Lewis
...
Henry Evans
You should never be ashamed of whatever weight you're lifting as long as you're putting in the work.
Charles Foster
>D. Va: virgin
Jose Smith
Post McCree.
Chase Richardson
>place turret way behind my team >go defend the payload >collect random kills from flankers that got cought with their pants down torb has to be the best defense character by far
Brody Jones
Yes. D. Va: virgin
Levi Bell
Haha. No.
John Scott
>this feeling of contempt seeing all this gay porn
i wonder if this is how normies feel about rule 34
Elijah Baker
...
Julian Murphy
>Top starcraft player >not a virgin
Ian Bailey
Enjoying rank 30?
Owen Brooks
Were these done by a big dick disney animator?
Jordan Bell
I can't even deadlift 120kg Never tried, actually
Carter Taylor
Can we talk about Paladins? I figured at least some of you have played it.
How do I play Ying? I want to waifu her but I end up doing a whole lot of nothing except swaping to right infront of an enemy and them filling me with hot lead.
Dylan Baker
There needs to be more amputee Pharah x Mercy
Tyler Flores
>healing >we're doing really well defending payload >15sec left on timer >tank decides to just keep pushing up past payload >tell him to get the fuck back here >literally walks right past enemy roadhog going towards the payload >"bro chill out we're just having fun" >tank dies cause he has no heals >i die because it's just a lucio vs a roadhog and a s76 that followed >they push the cart in overtime almost entirely to the finish >eventually win cause team finally starts doing teamwork again
No fucking reason to just start fucking around when the match is literally seconds from being over. If you're going to fuck around don't do it in pubs man. There's already enough bad players that your fucking around will break whatever mystic force aligned us into an actual functioning team.
Wyatt Hill
It's finally over.
After being an absolute shitter for my team for an ungodly amount of games, I finally got this stupid spray.
Brody Sullivan
paladins is probably the most boring piece of shit shooter i've ever played how the fuck can anyone enjoy that piece of shit
Gavin Morris
Who's ready to EL OH EL at Phara'a JUSTICE
Ryan Williams
That's not IRL Zarya. That's a twink with pink hair.
Brayden Ross
...
Eli Morgan
I was dicking around in quick play. I'm ranked way higher thay you, don't fret.
Grayson Ortiz
>Pounds Try 512 kg
David Rogers
What game is this? also please save images from twitter only after you appeng :orig to their url
Brody Ross
COULD YOU PLEASE MY FINE GENTLEMEN AND ASSOCIATES TELL ME YET AGAIN ON WHAT KIND OF POSITION IS THE CLOCK STANDING IN THIS EXACT MOMENT?
James Williams
...
Henry Walker
you are worthy of respect. thank you for your service
Caleb Lewis
>people using Sym on KOTH
S T O P T O P
Dylan Russell
...
Jordan Rodriguez
1:30
Daniel Green
>looking for a mouse with side buttons >get a bunch of tacky $60 PRO GAMING mice with spikes and red lights and shit Why is it so hard to find a generic mouse with side buttons
Juan Lee
You realize it isn't hard to three shot your shitty mech while you tickle us for 1dps right?
Juan Cox
Hi-Rez's F2P Overwatch clone
Im having just as much fun with it as I did Overwatch
It's probably easier than the pixel spray challenge At least it is now, on release week everyone waltzed right on top of mines and died like a retard all the time
Samuel Stewart
This new PTR just makes it impossible to play Pharah now
>Ana poops on her >New McCree deletes her with zero effort >D.Va's new DM renders her useless, at least Rein is slow moving behind his shield and you can maneuver around him
Gavin Bennett
Microsoft makes one.
Luis Jenkins
Yes.
John Johnson
>zen is a little too weak >buff the shit out of him
>buff the shit out of zen and dva so winston has 2 more hard counters even though he already got shit on hard by reaper and roadhog >only 1 winston allowed per team
>mccree+mercy does 210 headshot damage now up to decently long range