>What is it? Pokemon Go can be described simply as the Geocaching of Pokemon. Grab your smartphone, get some exercise, catch some mons, battle some people - the usual Pokemon gig.
god fucking dammnit i want a charizard but i do not fucking want to risk getting banned using that ohio link when it shows that all my caught pokemon are in new jersey
Ryder Barnes
this game will be dead in a month or two then league will be back as the top game
enjoy your wasted time pokefags
Sebastian Moore
EVERYONE WHO HAS WALKED AT ALL.
Did you get a massive fucking headache?
I walked for 6 hours at a fast pace. Drank a gallon of water throughout, but am worn the fuck out.
My head is killing me. Really feels like it's full of water. Never had a headache this bad from outside anything even in the army.
Parker James
>spoof to the airport
>turn game off for a few hours
>spoof to columbus airport
>spoof to the park
Grayson Smith
When mass evolving using a lucky egg, do I evolve only base forms or should I evolve some 2nd evos?
Ian Hill
Nice reddit image.
Wyatt Thomas
Do you have enough electrolytes?
Hunter Torres
give me a nickname come on guys this isn't funny anymore
Zachary Cooper
address** not link
Julian Clark
activate the move randomly feature in settings and make it small enough that it doesnt think you are in a car
Levi Price
Drink some Powerade. Water isn't enough.
Wyatt Roberts
I'll try out the address and see what happens. My little Go avatar-dude is supposed to be en route to St. Louis anyway.
Ryan Hughes
I drink vitacoco all the time. Just had some more.
Elijah Scott
youre a good man
Cooper Sullivan
>tfw pick team Mystic cause all there is in my area is Valor and Instinct and want a challenge >tfw still get hate
Nathaniel Ross
whats your poke finding ride? post 'em
Brandon Roberts
H20!
Adrian Lopez
i think that is autistic and wouldnt work desu
Eli Howard
Base is most efficient
You can go for the other ones if you plan on 100%ing the game anyway tho
Isaiah Long
use this
Jace Roberts
>you dont do it to catch pokemon like that Yes you do. It's what makes spoofing so powerful
>You can't even move except for precise change from fake gps app how would people even catch shit like that -teleport to big town -check pokemon app for next poke stop -switch to spoof app to instantly move there -switch back -get your items -check if there's any pokemon you want that's two or less steps away -switch to spoof app to set your location ~50m north -switch back to see if that brings you closer -repeat with a few other directions to pinpoint approximate location -catch that fucker -have incense active to get even more pokemon while you're rushing from stop to stop -rinse and repeat
Takes about half a minute per pokemon, and it's impossible to ever run out of items. How fast would walking be?
Ethan King
Simply_EggYolk
Jordan Butler
What the fuck is this? Should I get out of bed to go get it?
Noah Thompson
hope they ban people cheating, i don't even really play but that totally takes the fun out if it
Oliver Wright
I was gonna use that for the OP pic but couldn't find it
John Allen
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seels, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Team Mystic, and I have over 300 confirmed gym conquers. I am trained in Primeape warfare and I’m the top PokeTapper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will swipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Super Nerds across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Magma Storm, maggot. The Magma Storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can faint your Pokemon in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare Pidgey. Not only am I extensively trained in Pokemon tapping, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Team Valor and I will use it to its full extent to swipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking Lickitung. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit Fury Swipes all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Nathaniel Russell
haha league is fucking dying and you know it man
Robert Rodriguez
They will. Niantic is very good at doing that.
Daniel Wilson
here's to (you)
Kevin Perry
Were you wearing sunglasses? Whenever I forget mine after a day out I get massive headaches, even when it's cloudy.
Noah Cruz
Time isn't wasted if you enjoyed spending it.
Isaac Perez
caught the squirtle there as well
Caleb Hall
magikarp, worthless unless your deliberatly farming them to get 400 candy snek
Jack Wilson
Move closer to the screen and you can even see the magikarp's eye.
Lucas Lopez
WTF thats so fucking rare go out and get it for sure!
Alexander Morgan
Yes. It's really powerful! Especially against living things!
Carter Ortiz
>320 magikarp candy
i'm comin for you gyarados
Joseph Ramirez
Ingress has had mass bans for people spoofing, it happens in batches. We are barely into the release.
Jace Price
Post area codes
310 San Pedro bro from the last thread reportin
Jaxson Fisher
Machado Lake in Los Angeles, CA. Farmed up enough to make a Dragonite and still going.
Kayden Richardson
>game only records half the distance I go
Into the trash it goes
Oliver Ortiz
y tho
Jaxson Ross
What do you get if you transfer a pokemon? Also has anyone caught articuno, zapdos, moltres, or mewtwo yet (spoofing or non spoofing)?
Blake Ward
game lowers your distance if it thinks your in a vehicle
>turn battery saver on >flip phone upside down and put in my pocket >go for a hog to a pokestop about a mile from my house >get there and takeout my phone >phone went to homescreen in my pocket
Thomas Jenkins
Transfering turns that pokemon into 1 candy of its evolution line. None of the legendaries are released yet. Supposedly will come through events.
Dominic Gray
>dont get extra candy for catching or transfering an evolved pokemon
Jonathan Ortiz
If you're in a vehicle going above 40 km/h it stops counting entirely
Adrian Edwards
Went to the Ohio address. Seeing nothing but the usual rats and birds. Lame, but at least there are some yellow gyms for me to join.
Liam Hughes
holy snap me an my gf I used to live there. going tomorrow morning ASAP
Liam Rodriguez
1. no one 2. gives a 3. fuck
Samuel Perry
set your phone to never go to sleep
Jose Thomas
>tfw UK >tfw still no release date
Jayden Peterson
Best answer
Jace Smith
Lugia is best
Jayden Stewart
Anyone got a spot for Eevee spawns? Spoofing or not.
Anthony Barnes
Down load apk
James Green
if you could have any pokemon added to your inventory right now which one would you pick
Bentley Morris
>504 eevee appears >game bugs the fuck out, can't access bag >have to try to catch it with pokeball >it runs K
This might seem autistic but I actually need an answer
My phone is garbage but I got a tablet. Is it weird if I go outside to play with that thing? Will people laugh at me? will I still be able to make friends
Juan Perry
Nidoqueen
Owen Thompson
just need to get one more dratini so I can get the fuck out of there
Anthony Scott
everyone is laughing at you anyway
Colton Powell
>valor owns everything within two miles of my house What do? The area is swarming with valor because everyone wants to be on the same team.
Isaac Scott
I'm riding my bike though. Much lower than 20mph.
Ryder Gray
Even worse >low CP pokemon >bust out and runs >high CP Pokemon >game decides to curveball all the way to the fucking left/right Went from 80 pokeballs to 35
Alexander Perez
Missingno
Ryan Clark
Gengar
Isaac Garcia
Hostile 1-man takeover
Don't be afraid to spoof. Just make sure you cheese off everyone by taking over every single gym in the area with 2000CP pokemon
Juan Robinson
MARROWAK MOTHERFUCKER
Michael Reyes
I wonder if it'd have been better if they had assigned teams to start with
Hunter Robinson
Same here m8. For Mystic being a popular choice, they aren't getting many gyms and now I have to constantly fight these Valor gyms.
Ian Morgan
Oh wait,I just saw one pop up in the nearby list.
It's time.
Leo King
cloyster since it has the highest BST besides dragonite
Jace Gonzalez
No, because you wouldn't be able to play with your friends who got assigned a different team.
Grayson Fisher
Any of you doubleniggers have a decent Diglett or Dugtrio?
Bentley Diaz
Your body need a gallon a day if you work a desk Job and or neet Walking for such a long time adds to that requirement
Josiah Myers
flip gyms to you for xp user come on
Juan Davis
Alright, so spoofing it is, then. Thanks for clearing that up.
Justin Rodriguez
Spoof to locations, get good team, leave strong pokemon behind to guard while other teammates fill out tower.