/pgg/ Pokemon Go General

Meme teams edition

>About the game
pokemon.com/us/pokemongames/pokemon

>official FAQ
support.pokemon.niantic.com/hc/en-us

>What is it?
Pokemon Go can be described simply as the Geocaching of Pokemon. Grab your smartphone, get some exercise, catch some mons, battle some people - the usual Pokemon gig.

>Some questions answered
pastebin.com/spEFYmPw
Fresh with updates!

>Information on spoofing for you cavedwellers
pastebin.com/KCVr1HjB

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First for VALOR!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HOW IN THE FUCKING FUCK DO I HATCH EGGS WHEN SPOOFING

youtube.com/watch?v=Me9DPMZ4yw8

fuck my ass with memetic dicks

Go team Mystic

god fucking dammnit
i want a charizard but i do not fucking want to risk getting banned using that ohio link
when it shows that all my caught pokemon are in new jersey

this game will be dead in a month or two then league will be back as the top game

enjoy your wasted time pokefags

EVERYONE WHO HAS WALKED AT ALL.


Did you get a massive fucking headache?


I walked for 6 hours at a fast pace. Drank a gallon of water throughout, but am worn the fuck out.

My head is killing me. Really feels like it's full of water. Never had a headache this bad from outside anything even in the army.

>spoof to the airport

>turn game off for a few hours

>spoof to columbus airport

>spoof to the park

When mass evolving using a lucky egg, do I evolve only base forms or should I evolve some 2nd evos?

Nice reddit image.

Do you have enough electrolytes?

give me a nickname come on guys this isn't funny anymore

address** not link

activate the move randomly feature in settings and make it small enough that it doesnt think you are in a car

Drink some Powerade. Water isn't enough.

I'll try out the address and see what happens. My little Go avatar-dude is supposed to be en route to St. Louis anyway.

I drink vitacoco all the time. Just had some more.

youre a good man

>tfw pick team Mystic cause all there is in my area is Valor and Instinct and want a challenge
>tfw still get hate

whats your poke finding ride? post 'em

H20!

i think that is autistic and wouldnt work desu

Base is most efficient

You can go for the other ones if you plan on 100%ing the game anyway tho

use this

>you dont do it to catch pokemon like that
Yes you do. It's what makes spoofing so powerful

>You can't even move except for precise change from fake gps app how would people even catch shit like that
-teleport to big town
-check pokemon app for next poke stop
-switch to spoof app to instantly move there
-switch back
-get your items
-check if there's any pokemon you want that's two or less steps away
-switch to spoof app to set your location ~50m north
-switch back to see if that brings you closer
-repeat with a few other directions to pinpoint approximate location
-catch that fucker
-have incense active to get even more pokemon while you're rushing from stop to stop
-rinse and repeat

Takes about half a minute per pokemon, and it's impossible to ever run out of items. How fast would walking be?

Simply_EggYolk

What the fuck is this? Should I get out of bed to go get it?

hope they ban people cheating, i don't even really play but that totally takes the fun out if it

I was gonna use that for the OP pic but couldn't find it

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seels, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Team Mystic, and I have over 300 confirmed gym conquers. I am trained in Primeape warfare and I’m the top PokeTapper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will swipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Super Nerds across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Magma Storm, maggot. The Magma Storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can faint your Pokemon in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare Pidgey. Not only am I extensively trained in Pokemon tapping, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Team Valor and I will use it to its full extent to swipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking Lickitung. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit Fury Swipes all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

haha league is fucking dying and you know it man

They will. Niantic is very good at doing that.

here's to (you)

Were you wearing sunglasses? Whenever I forget mine after a day out I get massive headaches, even when it's cloudy.

Time isn't wasted if you enjoyed spending it.

caught the squirtle there as well

magikarp, worthless unless your deliberatly farming them to get 400 candy snek

Move closer to the screen and you can even see the magikarp's eye.

WTF thats so fucking rare go out and get it for sure!

Yes. It's really powerful! Especially against living things!

>320 magikarp candy

i'm comin for you gyarados

Ingress has had mass bans for people spoofing, it happens in batches. We are barely into the release.

Post area codes

310 San Pedro bro from the last thread reportin

Machado Lake in Los Angeles, CA. Farmed up enough to make a Dragonite and still going.

>game only records half the distance I go

Into the trash it goes

y tho

What do you get if you transfer a pokemon? Also has anyone caught articuno, zapdos, moltres, or mewtwo yet (spoofing or non spoofing)?

game lowers your distance if it thinks your in a vehicle

...

1 candy of that species

Birds are not in the game.

appreciate it love

1) A Candy
2) Nope.

Boku no Google

A candy
No

dratini is kawaii

Reminder
youtube.com/watch?v=c6rGWIkWArY

Order these three from best to worst

>Mystic
>Valor
>Instinct

>turn battery saver on
>flip phone upside down and put in my pocket
>go for a hog to a pokestop about a mile from my house
>get there and takeout my phone
>phone went to homescreen in my pocket

Transfering turns that pokemon into 1 candy of its evolution line.
None of the legendaries are released yet. Supposedly will come through events.

>dont get extra candy for catching or transfering an evolved pokemon

If you're in a vehicle going above 40 km/h it stops counting entirely

Went to the Ohio address. Seeing nothing but the usual rats and birds. Lame, but at least there are some yellow gyms for me to join.

holy snap me an my gf I used to live there. going tomorrow morning ASAP

1. no one
2. gives a
3. fuck

set your phone to never go to sleep

>tfw UK
>tfw still no release date

Best answer

Lugia is best

Anyone got a spot for Eevee spawns? Spoofing or not.

Down load apk

if you could have any pokemon added to your inventory right now which one would you pick

>504 eevee appears
>game bugs the fuck out, can't access bag
>have to try to catch it with pokeball
>it runs
K

>level 4
>200 pokeballs
>level 11
>low cp pokemon now require multiple balls
>50 pokeballs 30 potions 20 super potions
>102 revives

...

Fucking HITMONLEE

Farfetch'd

This might seem autistic but I actually need an answer

My phone is garbage but I got a tablet. Is it weird if I go outside to play with that thing? Will people laugh at me? will I still be able to make friends

Nidoqueen

just need to get one more dratini so I can get the fuck out of there

everyone is laughing at you anyway

>valor owns everything within two miles of my house
What do? The area is swarming with valor because everyone wants to be on the same team.

I'm riding my bike though. Much lower than 20mph.

Even worse
>low CP pokemon
>bust out and runs
>high CP Pokemon
>game decides to curveball all the way to the fucking left/right
Went from 80 pokeballs to 35

Missingno

Gengar

Hostile 1-man takeover

Don't be afraid to spoof. Just make sure you cheese off everyone by taking over every single gym in the area with 2000CP pokemon

MARROWAK MOTHERFUCKER

I wonder if it'd have been better if they had assigned teams to start with

Same here m8. For Mystic being a popular choice, they aren't getting many gyms and now I have to constantly fight these Valor gyms.

Oh wait,I just saw one pop up in the nearby list.

It's time.

cloyster since it has the highest BST besides dragonite

No, because you wouldn't be able to play with your friends who got assigned a different team.

Any of you doubleniggers have a decent Diglett or Dugtrio?

Your body need a gallon a day if you work a desk Job and or neet
Walking for such a long time adds to that requirement

flip gyms to you for xp user come on

Alright, so spoofing it is, then. Thanks for clearing that up.

Spoof to locations, get good team, leave strong pokemon behind to guard while other teammates fill out tower.

Blastoise. A nice beefy one.