/utg/ - Undertale General

wait which one did you go to
i meant the one by the burger king

>no void to pet and hug and love forever
why is life so cruel

fuck really?
i went to the one down by the mall

dude, thats way the fuck out there, how did you get that lost

shut up
im not good at directions

it's breakfast time over here, utg
what are you having?

What's a good background for 6 male cat workers being cute?

POST YOUR FAVORITE SHIPS

also requesting more friskmuffet

Cereal.
That I got from my cupboard.
Like a normal person.

are we gonna start this again.

im gonna go make some toast. again.

Morning utg, how was the sleep?

mine wasn't so good. couldn't get to sleep and had some odd dreams

I was the botfag who had peanut butter and cheese last thread
It's lunch time now though so I had a hot dog.

nothing yet, might have some leftover spaghetti

OTP

toast update. there was a toad in my sink for some reason.

Did you let it be?

did it scream at you?

people should draw mettaton with blue eyeshadow more often

full-on 80s blue eyeshadow

i set him outside. he was cute. imgur.com/MePbMoV

no, he was very polite.

what a lovely toad friend

Did you mystify it so you can SPARE it?

yes. i got 0 EXP and 30 gold.

Alright post what jams you're listening to /utg/.
youtube.com/watch?v=xNTwYzoFzck

I can't stop listening to this god damn, it's done a lot better than I expected
youtube.com/watch?v=0s21B7v19no

Alright my power's back. Where were we? Oh yeah, REQUESTS!

Mettaton reprimanding Burgerpants for smoking in the workplace.

xth for flowey

papyrus and frisk helping alphys flirt with undyne

seconded

Rich history of tem

Little Alphys having a dream where she's loved and taken care of but waking up to find that she's wet the newspapers she was using as a bed

Alphys wetting the bed because she dreamed of Undyne.

Shyren enlisting in the U.S: military

undyne bench pressing kids at toriels school

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Nice

Any more Sans requests?
I'll come back with the results later this day.

Sans shoving his hands in his eye sockets

Good morning /utg/, I love you!

*mwah* Mon cheri.

well, it's late
i'm going to bed
cya, NERDS!

I love you nerds

Good night, user.

Sorry, I'm not sure what that means! But thank you!

Goodnight user, love you too!

do we still have any writefags left? preferably for lewds and/or gore?

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it means "my darling"

Really? Oh geez user, that's sweet...thank you! I love you!

haha great I love it

thought I may as well do it myself
this looks kinda scary but I like it

this is wonderful and I love it and I love you

Sans watching the world burn in nuclear fire

alphys and undyne's reaction on watching boku no pico

Papyrus prepared for the Vietnam war

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a tru tem warior

What would a soul taste like? I imagine ripe, juicy cherry for Frisk and tabasco-sriracha mix for Chara.

Why won't you all let her be happy

>chara
>not sour green apple or cinnamon
Why live

Sans crying over papyru's dust while wearing his scarf and drinking scrumpy.

Because it would be too easy

Some of this stuff is getting a little too far into fetish territory...

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same as yesterday, followup to this with the goat actually chopping someones head off

I'm still mourning the fact that you were originally meant to be able to marry Mettaton, but Toby ended up not going with that.

I want my robot husband.

I'm hungry and my tummy is making funny noises

have some food, user

Okay. What should I eat?

I guess you won't be drawing Pissy!Sans from Pisstale, the Undertale AU where everyone always has to take a piss and Sans is always crying because he has to work 50 jobs to pay for Papyrus's diapers and which is not a fetish thing it's not it's not it's not

Just realized I misspelled Sergeant

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A butterscotch-cinnamon pie.

Or failing that, any food you got.

The most unhealthy and sweet thing you could make.

Ramen noodles

>Pisstale
Oh god I'm having Veeky Forums magical realm thread flashbacks.

HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING

But what if I get fat?

You'll be fine, trust me.

I wanna hear Papyrus's Cool Song.

Curse you Toby, at least we have fanfics for Mettaton dates.

Mettaton and Napstablook having a tea party.

i wonder if there are any pictures like pic related for mettaton.
one of you botfags need to get on that.

>eating sushi with undyne
cannibalism much?

There's a body pillow but I ain't posting that again.
Sharks and piranhas eat other fish.

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this is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen

And they say true art has to be angsty.

Thats not bench pressing.

Love your art.

youtube.com/watch?v=DhDV4pmf3E0

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