/dsg/ - Demon's and Dark Souls General

is divine pillars of light viable?

>/dsg/ complains about Bed of Chaos
>/dsg/ complains about Shrine of Amana
>/dsg/ complains about Nameless King

Lucifer is the only good player in this general.
Leave and play Pokemon Go you casual cucks.

What's the DS3 equivalent of newfag gear?

Fallen Knight Set

lucifer literally cant even beat das3

blow your brains out

dark sword//longsword, fallen knight, grass crest

kill yourself then, that's the only way you can save this general

>that was just my hologram
>*teleports behind you*
>nothin personnel, kid

is pontiff silverhands supposed to be the ds3 edgelord?

I understand complaints about Bed of Chaos, terribly designed boss.
But Shrine of Amana and Nameless King are pretty dope.

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>THERE ARE PEOPLE
>IN THIS GENERAL
>WHO UNIRONICALLY DIED TO BED OF CHAOS

S U M M E R
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

anyone got time to help me mule some items? I could help you too

Is OnlyAfro a trap? wtf

QUICK, GIVE ME YOUR TOP 5 BOSSES IN SOULS OR YOUR SAVE DATA GETS CORRUPTED

Sure, let me refuel my lawnmower.

ANCIENT WYVERN
CONGREGATION
BED OF CHAOS
DEACONS
WOLNIR

>Can't even finish high school
>Can't even have parents
>Can't even stop being using makeup to stop being a queer
>Can't even be good in a single thing but shitposting
I don't know what's his life motivation is at this point, even having not being born as him is achievement in life

PC
lawnmower made me laugh

>not using axes
are you guys fucking gay?

source?? citation??

>2AX
>2AX LMAO!!

his a fucking weeb

How new

If I make a low level invader at DaS1 can I one-shot people with Karmic Justice?

who ever said anything about TWO axes? that's just ridiculous!

i think that spell is glitched or something and takes the magadjust of your right hand spell tool to calculate its damage

equip the mightiest fucking staff/talisman/pyro flame in your right and tank hits with a shield and you should oneshot everything

I want to kiss those biceps

>low level invader

Degenerates like you belong on a cross.

T-the dlc will be good right lads?

caesar please go back to your general

lmao someone got wrecked by THE LEGEND!!

Did you kill Pate or Creighton?

both

id let her fuck my tight ass

>the moment you kill asylum demon, you are revealed to be "the chosen undead" who is going to link the fire
>gwyndolin wants you to link the fire too
>but for some reason he forces you to kill the hardest duo in the game, instead of just handing you the lordvessel

explain

>coop last giant
>get p8's shit in peak
>kill p8 l8r
>cr8 give's me his shit

What was the point of Cale the Cartographer?

A test of your strength.
If you can't beat a 2v1 while being hopelessly outmatched, you sure as shit can't link a fire.

DS1 isn't canon, don't think about it too much.

None of those characters is real anyway. They're all illusions.

According to DS3 lore, the chosen undead didn't kill Gwyndolin, Smough, or Ornstein.

Where did it all go so wrong?

>people LITERALLY prefer talking about DaS2 to DaS3
>even ENB, Miyazaki's biggest dick-sucker stopped playing

Can anybody answer this for me? I want to fix this screen-tearing issue so i can play at 60 fps and still see what's going on.

what is the point of anything?

youtube.com/watch?v=a90MEIBI2iA

ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW, CHAMPION OF CRABS?

He stopped playing BB real quick too. ENB is by no means a measure of how ded or terrible a souls game is.
Fucker can't stop playing DaS1 over and over, so it really doesn't matter.

DaS2 is lore-wise the only canon game in the series. This general should be renamed to /ds2g/ tbqh.

thank u for proper op

No? Guess I'll try tomorrow

>Sulyvanh
Is Pontiff muslim?

>people seem to _like_ DS2 and DS2

i fucking hate that too

Smough is muslim and Patches is a jew

I just realized Gwynevere is taller than Gwyn

seek help

ENB is literally just a ds1 purist
his fucking retarded beyond belief, worse than vaati

Doesn't the fix have vsync? because that would solve it.

The spell instead of creating an AoE around you now creates around the enemy, which only works for npcs. basically its a "bs me pls"

fruit of the season

========DAILY REMINDER========
OUR GUYS:
>Vaati
>Lucifer

REDDIT:
>ENB
>OnlyAfro
>Speedrunfags

Couldn't agree more. Everyone who hates Vaati is jealous because they can't make money out of something they love, they also don't have his blessed Australian genetics. And newfags don't know this but Lucifer kept this general alive when everyone gave up on the Souls series after DaS2.
ENB and OnlyAfro are literal cancer.

OUR GUYS:
>(You)

REDDIT:
>ENB
>OnlyAfro
>Speedrunfags
>Vaati

GARBAGE BIN:
>Lucifer

ftfy

t. Lucifer

If you hate Vaati or Lucifer, your height starts with 5'.

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im absolutely LOVING this new meme! based dsg!!!

Hey, what enemies have red blood in DaS3 ?
Until today I thought all enemies bleeded that black thing, but Londor Pale Shade is the first one I notice that the blood in red. Is that the case with every "human" and I'm to dumb to notice ?

Both are based desu. Lucifer always starts the threads with the correct pasta, and he kept /bbg/ alive to this day. He is rarely ever wrong about anything.

yea only npc's and players have red blood iirc

so now not only do i have to filter lucifers trip, i have to filter all posts containing his name because of this EPIC new maymay

fucking neck yourselves you pathetic fucks

>check Vaati's patreon
>$5,777 per month

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The post below this one was made by a filthy cleric. Don't trust him!

>woke up
>decided to check /dsg/
>some dumb new fucking meme that gives lucifer attention when it's be explicitly stated to ignore the cunt

you fucks are no better than 4kings shitposter, don't be surprised when you contributed to ruining the general.

at any rate, this morning is clearly a waste of time to come here, i'll try again later

keep crying, you're only shitting up the general further

It's just Lucifer turning off his trip and shitposting about himself and his boyfriend Vaati.

t. 4 foot manlet

>tfw I subbed to him on stream
>tfw he said my name and thanked me

Best decision of my life. Such a great guy. I'll get my paycheck soon, probably gonna donate a few hundred dollars to him.

>implying you beat that jump first try on your blind playthrough
Nostalgia goggles for DS1 is one thing, but nostalgia goggles for your skill goes too far

The frog things from DaS1 gave me PTSD. I panic whenever I see them now.

>not discovering the firebomb tactic by yourself on first attempt

Just R1 and keep moving. They're pushovers

Just come back later user.
Yeah right

>2016
>Lucifer is STILL undefeated at fight clubs

Who would win: Lucifer or 100 Brock Lesnars?

Gillberg

fuck off m80

Lightning Claymore +5

WHY IS THERE SO MANY THREADS

FC WHERE

This one was made first, Lucifer cant handle not having BB in the OP so he made his own thread. You're in the correct one now

I might host a PC FC later, depending on interest.

I wish Lucifer was here. He is probably too busy having sex, unlike us.

the usual, someone creates a dsg and a _sg thread and the first one wins.
you're not gonna spam "fc where" again are you? also add /lucifer/i to your filter

>tfw okay with lucifer

he gave me some decent advice in bloodborne

i really wish he'd stop mindlessly hating dark souls 2. that game is nowhere near as bad as people make it out to be

Limit is alright

threadly reminder for you faggots

>implying