/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk and Gwent General - (/krw/, /cpg/, /gwt/)

Skjall didn't fap to Ciri! He is pure! Pure!

Don't be naive, when he undressed her it was the first time he ever felt woman's tits and Ciri has very nice perky tits. Skjall fapped vigorously as never before.

Hi my wife! :3

Hi my husband! :3

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You're not me! ;_;

Neither are you! ;_;

queen tier: yen
concubine tier: triss, shani

I agree

Get the fuck out of here cuckhold.

I was so happy seeing this scene, it's so idyllic. The way they talk to each other, look at each other, the dialogue, it was a perfect send off for my favorite couple. They got their happily ever after, thank you for the wonderful love story CDPR.

>the next day
>k bye i'm going back to kovir to be advisor to a king

IT'S TRUE LOVE

Geralt could take him.
>yfw the plot of TW4 is he comes back and kills Yen/Triss at Corvo Bianco and you have to hunt him to the ends of the earth.

>make one part of the game blurry shit
why did they do this crap?

They went together :3

Free publicity

>don't make it blurry shit
>even better publicity
???

triss is such a dumb bitch

Any publicity is good publicity and if it wasn't blurry, you wouldn't be talking about it

>Any publicity is good publicity
"no"

My Geralt loves that dumb bitch.

It probably doesn't really matter, as he must be bound to some rules.
spoon-to-the-eye moment must be an exception
He probably did, mate.
To make it completely different from the northern kingdoms.
Might be a matter of taste, I'm ok with it.

Your Geralt is defective.

So is Triss, it makes them perfect for each other.

>To make it completely different from the northern kingdoms.
it already is, the blur isn't needed at all for that.
>Might be a matter of taste
yes, and that's what the options are for. forcing it is bullshit,

What a whinny little bitch.
Lambert would be proud

What a whinny little bitch.
Lambert would be proud.

What a whinny little bitch.
Lambert would be proud.

What a whinny little bitch.
Lambert would be proud.

this.

Kys faggot.

>triss spammer is mad
kek

Already got the potion for Triss.

Tips for The Witcher (1)?
Where should I put my skill points?

>Where should I put my skill points?
All of them

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Put all points into Aard and ignore everything else

For some reason Yen fans are completely obsessed with Triss, they just can't stop talking about her, she makes them feel extremely insecure and they get very defensive and mad whenever she is mentioned and even when she's not. I documented this strange phenomena, just look at these levels of obsession, insecurity and validation seeking.

It's ok guys, evil Triss won't force you to romance her. No need to fear her or people who don't share your opinions, it ok to like either woman. No need to get so triggered and defensive, no one will hurt you, you're safe here. Yen loves you and no one will take that away from you, it's alright, you can stop crying....shhhh...it's ok...it's ok...

Anyone has some cute pics of shani?

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>Geralt banged that

wat

comfiest part of the series coming through

this is one of the worst Yens I've ever seen

>start NG+ with lv52
>early ghouls are lv53
>devil by the well is 54
Why are people complaining again?

who gives a shit

But that's not Milva, Cahir, Dandelion and Regis bullying Geralt for being an edgy loner while they cook dinner out in the woods

COMFY
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F
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reminder that ciri didn't give a shit when she saw her 'mother' for the first time in years

yes, that would be the second comfiest part

She is fat as fuck, i'm just sayan

What does Yennefer smell like?

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Istredd's love juice.

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D-delete!

Ciri needs to be executed for introducing the black plague to the witcher world.

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> Yen
> taller than Ciri
What?
> Those days the drag queens watched over Ciri
They teach her her make up skills.

What does Embryo Shani smell like?

Sorry, meant to post this more accurate picture

i like you user,you're cool.

that was so fun. Regis being a smug asshole, Dandelion being a classic asshole, Geralt being the edgiest thing since Shadow the Hedgehog.

That group was so great.

;_;

If Ciri hadn't been born, Emhyr would have never waged the wars against the North, Vilgefortz and Lodge wouldn't have fucked shit up on such a large scale, Geralt wouldn't have dragged a bunch of good friends and people to their deaths and the world would have never known the black plague.

Ciri dies ending is clearly the best, making her finally pay for all that shit.

Daily reminder that Triss told Geralt all about Yen and Ciri at the beginning of TW2 and how she used his amnesia, but he still continued loving her.

I liked Cahir. He acted as a bro even if he only had a boner for an underage Ciri.

Would be cool to play the games, you know.

Best friends!

shame he didn't even get a single wound on Bonhart before he got trampled over

would be nice if he managed to hurt Bonhart a bit and that gave Ciri an edge in their fight. A bit of redemption for him.

hoers

I want to fuck David Beckam

is he gonna fuck geralt

He's not real.

my tears for iris were real ;_;

David Beckham might not be real but Olgierd von Everec is.

How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real

HOL UP

d-d-elete
my dear Phil wouldn't do it, would she?!

Who is Avallac'h mythology-wise? (Auberon = Oberon, etc.)

When should I play heart of stone and blood and wine ?
Just at the suggested level or is there a part in the main story that fits better.

Coldsteel the hedgehog

Avallac'h is literally "pssh, nothing personnal kid" tier

After main game and HoS

Ok thanks

I am not even done with the game but I feel a bit sad that witcher 3 is going to be last of the series.

Is the worst part.
I played TW2, read the short stories, then played TW3.
I'm finishing the books (I'm at the last one) and just started the first TW1 and is so depressing...

Seeing places, recognizing them and knowing that is already over...

Not going to lie, they put another DLC for 30€ by the end of the year and I'd buy it.
Guess gwent will do...

*teleports behind you*
*plays flute for 3 hours*

Ok so I just finished Blood and Wine, but the only pearson that arrived at Corvo Bianco was Yennefer. Did I fuck something up?

Played through the base game and Hearts of Stone, Ciri is a witcher btw.

No, you only get one person, your romance choice, Ciri if you didn't romance anyone or romanced both and Dandelion if Ciri's dead.

>Did I fuck something up
>Ciri is a witcher

I'm want to kill all three of them

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