/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

you can only get cyanide from apples

You can get cyanide from any form of xenobotany that produces cyanide.
Also slime cores

lynch pomf when

How do you make a local server? I want to test something too.

How much do nanobots actually heal per unit?

ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Downloading_the_Source_Code

look under "hosting a server"

why do we need new rules

Antags go home

I agree with this man.

Nuke you're a fucking retard and this rule rewrite is retarded.

how do you make bluespace tomatoes? i know how to make the other kinds of tomatoes.

>Bretty good sec round so far
>Warden rats out a guy gibbing the chef in kitchen
>We gang on him and perma him
>Get the chefs head and give it to medbay
>Some dipshit breaks into the sec checkpoint and detective gets prints on a geneticist
>I go grab him and we go to brig, he follows without cuffs like a good boy
>As soon as we land in the brig he starts whining about how this is ridiculous
>Having stolen a taser, flash, sechuds and even has an all access ID
>Claims that because they were a gift from the fucking clown it isn't illegal
>Put him in jail for a very lenient time
>"You sec sure love fun don't you?"
>Virus breaks out
>No competent medbay so it is chaos
>Eventually all my bones break
>Good guy assistant fixes some of them then takes me to escape
>Sit as a cripple in a chair hoping I wouldn't get murdered

Ok round. Also fuck you geneticist, I could have put you in for much longer than what I did and you still had the audacity to complain about it.

I tried them before, I had about 5u of medical in me and about 100 damage total on me, is short it healed about 80 I think before I gibbed into a cyber horror since the more you heal from medi ones the more likely you are to gib.

>Dream seeker may be experiencing a problem

>>Having stolen a taser, flash, sechuds and even has an all access ID
shit geneticist i'm sorry i couldn't find you and help you out that sounds terrible
t. clown

>3. Asimov borgs don't care about self-harm.
well, this is untrue.

That's been writ in the rules so people can't bully a silicon with suicide to turn any issue into a law 1 matter.

Is this "12 months of playtime" shit for real?

Do people seriously have 8760 hours of playtime on Veeky Forumsstation?

I mean jesus christ, I've been playing for years and I can't even connect.

Is anybody else having connection issues?

No it's not real, some people are just having connection issues right now

>target is promoted to HoP
>target has a hardsuit so syringe guns become useless
>have to make a grenade and buy a revolver
>never get to use it

8000 hours isn't quite that bad

Entire 12 people on the server
So I'l guess "yes"

Found him dead in the Russian station after the shuttle call, or maybe that was the original HoP i dunno but the RD was there was well

i'm trying to connect for about 6 hours. is not just some connection issue.

post in thread with that request

Post about it on the forums then

oh, you meant THAT.
i thought that a borg can suicide if you order it, because they just don't care, lol.
maybe it should be put more clear.

I don't get it how the server hasn't been fixed yet. If it was something from yesterday it would be easy to rollback or something. Did they change something else?

...

Another thing that's been writ in the rules: Borgs can ignore LAW 2 KILL YOURSELF since it it is brobable that that would cause human harm to occur by the lack-of-presence of an Asimov borg to prevent it.

But if you suicide or ghost because you're through with the round who cares.

Why do people even like Silicon players anyway?

All they do is "muh potent hams" all the fucking game, and then they let wizards run rampant and do shit like that.

>using syringue gun instead of a chloral autoinjector
>buying the uplink revolver

honestly, the only items worth to order from the uplink are the emag and balloon
anything else is a waste of time and prove you aren't robust
if you work on the department were your target or target items are you don't even need a emag

>people in ironically thought that post was actually real

I wonder what life is like being this gullible

Can i order a borg or AI to not obey orders from other person or do i have to change his laws to do that?

the clown took the server down in order to pay up his I.O.U.

You could only force them to ignore orders from a non-human, otherwise yes you have to change laws.

i did have a chloral auto injector
target was in another department and i doubted i would be able to get close so i got a revolver

you are a doctor
just say you saw somebody dying nearby on the crew monitoring computer and you have free access to any department

what about messaging it in private telling it i have a bomb, showing it in a cam, and threatening of harming? Can i force it to obey me over the crew?
Of course I'm assuming it's under Asimov's.

why cant we connect
TELL US

>mfw playing as AI on hippy station

i can't connect to Veeky Forums, but holy shit this shitstorm is good

we think it's a byond issue

fucking lol'd

Sure, law one comes before two.
If it's not shit it'll listen to you to prevent harm.

Orders are not indefinite so it doesn't work that way. Seemingly you cannot order a borg to hide in maint and never come out.

SS13 not in shitty beyond engine when? Can you just imagine this game running with stable connection. Just better connection and maybe faster simulation.

you're an unlikable shit, go away

discord.gg/0yVGNrQ0hh5N4haG

join discord

call celt a faggot

call celt a nigger

hate on celt, we all do

I thought colin8seven died

Fuck off.

How do you approach it? Do you bother trying to contain the shitshow or do you only focus on dealing with the most heinous of harm and just laugh at the rest?

he did tho
i think he got strangled by a hooker

You're the one who needs to fuck off, Inti

he is playing right now though so I guess he was the hooker

this fat fuck makes it impossible to join the server

Hey guys, sorry about the server. My objective was to steal the host's server and die a glorious death but I want to wait until I'm old before ending the round

well damn it's going to take some time considering the fact that you're twelve

works for me though

>splash 50 mutagen onto a monkeyman
>dies
huh

FIX THE SERVER

I've tried two different computers and I still can't connect.

Its ok he got sick from me and melted justice was served

Works on my machine :^)

>your waifu will never bring you food after you finish setting up power

me on the left

Found a fix.
Forward port 7777. I did both TCP and UDP.

>He doesn't have DMZ activated
O im laffing

>playing warden the other night
>Things are going slow, decide to experiment on a money man
>Head to medical
>Decide to pop into morgue for shits and giggles to see if there's any goodies
>Find a blood soaked doctor stuffing a body bag into a tray
>Pretty normal
>Ask him if I could get a monkey man
>"Oh sure"
>Step out into medical, completely unsuspicious
>He unzips an esword and takes a swing at me
>Well that escalated quickly
>He tries running after I somehow took no damage, tase and cuff
>Was going to experiment on him for punishment of killing two guys
>THUNDERDOME
>Well this will be more fun for him, me and the two heads in the bag

Fun round even tho that wiz round went all glitchy

actually, maybe it's just fixed now.
i've done nothing and i can enter, finally.

see for who is actually inti

As janitor, how can I make more high-efficiency lightbulbs and tubes?

>Reading about a dispute between two admins about an IC event involving just the two of them
>Admin: I was going to perma him but Paul the dumb sec officer put him in regular jail
>Admin 2(Paul): Check my IC name you faggot

Honk

not on this server, I hope?
t. admin hungry for a rarer kind of banvalid, the adminbanvalid

Gotta order them from cargo hombre.
It is a chore but having HE lights in maint is 10x more aesthetic than those ugly as fuck light floors.

>He has dmz activated
>He doesn't have 6million computers on his network
O Im laffing

Check the admin logs of totday, I think it was the second or third round.

>can finally connect
>no longer have the urge to play

Nevermind it was around 09:00:00 during that round. Which was like the 7th or 8th round.

That is the second time today mustardnigger is involved with shit sec play. Always using admin pms to be a total faggot, a sec ban should be requested because he can't handle the roles.

That was me and MustardTiger

Mustard deadminned, rolled HoS despite setting assistant as what he wanted, 'followed Space law to the letter', leading to 2 borged and 1 catatonic after having served his time in regular jail anyway, killed himself as HoS after an hour or so, spent an hour as the AI, then eventually shut down, ghosted, and readminned. That's when the dispute in occurred

All the while, I was halfminning because there was no other admins on, while playing security. Ain't the first time, won't be the last.

and what's the first?

>Ricky locks me into 2x1 square before mommi'ng me
>flashes me with perfect timing
>and then fails to emag me
Come on man.
I mean fuck.

>try to cockblock obvious antag
>get delimbed

>try to forcefeed + mint same antag to regain my honor
>ALL of the heads are near
>ricky weebswords him

I guess i'm the only guy that was cockblocked in the end, huh?
I'll be honest, i wouldn't have anything with you if you didn't have a fucking VENOM SWORD with chloral in it, jesus christ man, you have a hypospray for a reason

I left my emag in the office and forgot to bring it, i feel shamed. I did sudoku with the katana at the end to make up for it. I-I swear I know what I'm doing.

being hos and getting mad about a warden taking a traitor captain's side because of circumstantial evidence and reports of HoS being an ass. Then he brings up some shit from two weeks ago that he has been holding on to because he was still buttblasted.

Spearfella is here to protect.
Spearfella is here to kill.
Spearfella will remain with you until the heat-death of the universe.

where did joey go
wheres don
where's all the nice males at

Don went away

maybe he'll come back, i hope so. i miss him

he was somebody important

POST A LIST OF ALL THE NICE, HAPPY MEN IN Veeky Forums TO REPLACE DON AND JOEY

No, nobody can replace Don

>tfw no waifu to use as my scapegoat for double homicide