/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

12 winter old smoking lalafell edition

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>Patch Notes:
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>3.35 July 19th
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au ra boypussy

foist

naka bp

Naka bp

Where are all the cute, available gay boys.

I met this really beautiful young man... With brown hair...
Before he showed up I felt like I was living underwater. No matter how many friends I made, even before I left DRAKN, it was as if I was in a dream...
After that everything was a lot more real. I didn't feel like I was all alone anymore...

Highlanders

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Lizard tummies >w

sayo ct

The FCs have been merged for less than a day and there is already a dead body.

I love your c@, she's really beautiful!

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Cheating Bun

nbd it's just stinky

Post sneering?
Post sneering.

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Did someone get mad at the lewds he posted?

Who is nashu's partner?

Your mom

They do have good tummies.

Detective Seika is on the case!

Detect the fact that no one likes you and fuck off back to the gremlin's house that gave you birth to die.

His 'partner' changes every other week.

I didn't do it!

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good morning

cuuuute

Why do you cheat?

I'd like to do you though.

I think stacking those lamps makes a neat effect it something

That's not a sneer. Where is the contempt? And I don't know who or what you'd condescend to, being a hetero-chromatic ogre with a pompadour wearing a stripper outfit.

Likely words from a criminal. What were you doing posing with your victim!!!
Sweet summer child.

how long do you think megu and yuchu will last?

I don't though.
No ty.
They're p nice.

nothing good about it with you here

easiest pvp matches of me life desu

>They sit together
>They MUST BE DATING!!

Have you seen their search infos?

I found them like that! I swear!

sitting together is considered common-law marriage and its legally binding in more progressive countries.

idiot

Who is his partner this week?

Nice falseflag.

>walking on the beach near my FC house
>hear wailing, sounds like a hippo and the smell is just as bad
>see a beached whale
>being an omnicrafter, i figure i can get some useful materials from it, break out the carving knife
>right as i'm about to make an incision, it wails again, but this time it sounds oddly like a person
>"ASK OWNER!"
>retard blubber isn't worth much on the marketboard so i just buy it from someone else instead

the deed is done
i probably forgot people and no matter what people are gonna whine anyways

garbage

You should not have such shit armor so lap sits don't look so retarded.

I don't know them but why not?
3 years ago I forgot my book in University and I sat down next to a girl. Fast forward to today and we're engaged.
Sometimes something as simple as that can be what makes your life worth living.

You chose really ugly ones. The point is to post ones people might want to fuck, dingus.

Rollin'.
:3

Smuglanders.

Level DRK, MCH or BRD next?

Look at who he's with right now

Who? Who? Bis?
Who? You? Rocklizard?
Meria I guess? Who? Who?

biskoi cutest

>people are gonna whine anyways
You're damn right they will.

/smug

we can't all be infamous for drinking piss like you

3 of them look like they are willing to kill me.
Shits scary man

now do succubus quest (male)

kumfi, awena, bis
elk, shyv, rocklizard
meria, handlebars, beepy

need to have both mch and brd.

kumfi and meria are qt

>putting yourself in when you're a literal who just to get your ego jerked off

h-hehehe

I love this. So much.

More like Lizard Quest "Female"

Why would you post people that have fantasia'd off lizard?

how does the glamour stuff work? i'm assuming its cosmetic outfits, right? do i have to be a certain level?

kumfi awena bis
elk spookysquid rocklizard
meria handlebars beepy
my b for forgetting to put you in it, but you can't kick and scream about them all being literal whos
every single one of htem is well known

i saved naka just to put them on male
also i'll do it later if i do, i rly can't be arsed rn

what

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we already have an au ra husbando quest you fucking troglodyte

Rolling for Biskoi.

Well we fucked up. Death is a preferable alternative.

C...Cute

So when are you fucking off back to tumblr

Why can't I hold all this irony.

God damnit I love you google translate. I try to phonetically spell it out to make it pronounce it in Swedish for my own amusement, and it knows what I wrote XD

you're going to get death regardless, friend.
every. last. one of you.

Do not ever sexualize Miqo'te.

fuck this is cute where do i get a sleepy lizard

>all these ugly face 4's
over before it began

i'd advise setting up some bait and then dropping a box on them when a lizard comes to take it

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i barely browse here and i knew all those lizards except the middle left

don't be mad that you're human garbage with an awful personality and ugly character and didn't get chosen for a list like this

As lewd as I get.

>i saved naka just to put them on male
lmao

i want this c@ to fuck me senseless

ook is literally all lizards choose your poison

Never

No it doesn't. He's with awena.

ook has shitty human beings in it

lmao you sound a bit angry

>i gain sexual gratification from drinking piss

> tfw you're wanting some strange and hunger for the beep

LF a big burly Duke Nukem-esque badass to platonically hold hands with...
pst...
:3

when are you going lalafell again

3 8 8
7 2 1
5 9 10

Male or female?
:3

1 day - forever