Monster Hunter General - /mhg/

I do.

>Phew, finally V3, I'm probably done with Gathering

Why don't more girls play monster hunter? I want to hunt with girls.

Son, we haven't survived as a general by making random passwords.

You can post.

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>Capcom USA doesnt even know when its coming out

NoA is a fucking mess

Just wondering if anyone wants to do the 5 star urgents in MHG, Tama and Gamuto, right now?

>killing a rathian midair with an aerial hammer double slam
Aerial style too much fun

Excuse me but I did not post Ivory.

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I wanna be eaten by Lagiacrus!

Fuck

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wasn't the picture with gen, f1 and f2 his?

I didn't make the password. My roommate did, he doesn't play on /mhg/.

He updated the password to the normal one.

53-4767-7932-3498

You big meanies, now he feels bad.

Because in general they focus on their character and not the autism of killing monsters fast with perfect skills so they fail and give up. I'm a professional fake psychologist so I know what I'm typing.

Just fondle his balls and tell him to man up.

jesus the amount of detail is actually frightening

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Yes. This pleases me greatly.

FUCK

>You need ZL and ZR buttons to bind the second and third hunter arts
>Anyone who was fine ingame without these before has no work-around
Haha.

This is wrong. The reason girls don't play monster hunter is because modern society and culture tells them to be pacifist sponges instead of aggressive and self sufficient. The average girl is allergic to things that are competitive, combative, dangerous, difficult, etc. There are some exceptions where they weren't completely brainwashed by modern society. Monster hunter is a neolithic game of self sufficiency, danger and survival. Girls don't want to be hunter gatherers, they want to be fed and pandered to by the hunter. Too bad there's no Monster Hunter Girls edition where you play a lazy princess that gets fed materials and food by the male hunters so she can play dressup and consume all day.

I'm a real professional fake psychologist so I know what I'm typing.

you can use the touchpad to select the hunter arts too

Can euros already buy the mhg edition 3ds? What's the firmware?

So how do I play switch axe now? I just spam sword mode, right? Also the buff that depletes your energy seems kinda garbage, is it?

>tfw generations is 1 day away

I want to give Miss Cat a big, deep, wet adult kiss!

The buyfags are coming, abandon thread.

Slap his tits. He'll get over it.

MODS

What do you want user?

How the fuck is people getting the game already? Amazon hasn't even shipped my copy, and yet people already have it. How?

What does Internal Ammo mean for the HBG?

My copy came a day early

eshop

comes with infinite ammo of that type

Everyone to the discord! They only talk about monster hunter there!

WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THE GAME OUT ON THE E-SHOP YET

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Helloooooooo /r9k/

>that useless chart

Should I choose adept lbg or adept hbg?

B-but it tells me where to cut things.............. ..

how is it useless?

It's useless to gunlancers because shell is pure damage

>image
4 years away for me

They do play Monster Hunter, just not with you.

Haha nice evidence bro

Because most girls don't play videogames in general, and the same cannot be said of guys.

Stimulate his prostate, he'll feel better after that.

Delete this!

Does anyone have that doujin where the little girl is shitty at monster hunter so the dude goes to her house and helps her hunt then he fucks her and she falls in love with him but he's kind of a dick? I think it was removed from sad panda

ESHOP RELEASE WHEN

FUCKING WHEN

autistically monitor what this guy says:
twitter.com/dubindoh

>removed from sad panda
That's unfortunate

NEVER

Anyone know what time zone that Nintendo is going to use for the NA release date, in case I want to get it off the E-shop? I'm on the west coast and am hopeful I can get it a few hours early.

This one?
exhentai.org/g/667387/ab05012e02/

>I could be playing on a friday night
>but the jews have to release it saturday morning

This is hell, bros. Maybe I'll spend all night playing 4u on a new account while I wait

probably midnight pst

Is narga marrow common now is the desire sensor working in full force? I just got 2 (two) in a row but I don't even need these damn things.

Oh thanks, I thought it was tagged for monster hunter.

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>2 (two)
what did he mean by this

Who /aerialhammer/ here?

multiplication. pemdas. he means 4

Fuckin' A! The mount+KO synergy is so good. I'm gonna roll with a para or sleep hammer so I can keep monsters locked down 24/7.

SOON

I love hammer but I want to cut tails ;_;

>All these anons waiting for eshop release
>I just want amazon to email my damn theme code
I'm frugal so I wanted the prime discount but impatient

>tfw adept SnS can mount and KO and spam bombs and even paralyze or sleep

feels silly man

Are there any drawbacks for using Striker LS?

I know about the missing evade slash to left and right, is there something else that got changed?

Just play with your cute girlfriend so she cuts the tails with her longsword, user!

>Are there any drawbacks for using Striker LS?
being a weeb

JUST SAY WHEN GODDAMIT

So how do you know when to use the single pound or the double pound in the air with aerial hammer?

that's it

the real penalty is not having the adept followup, but the LS arts are ballin out of control

I'll probably go between adept and striker with evasion+2 depending on how babby I want to be at the time

Did I hear correctly that LS has had its moveset changed to not trip everyone all the time?
>dating a LS user

I don't know, I guess it's just situational. You really have to know you're gonna have the time and guaranteed hit to go for the double smack. Otherwise single if you want to focus on mounting. Does the charged hit contribute towards mounting at all?

Doing Shah Dalamadur
Then we'll do Monster Hunter
Need one more hunter.
Fishing

38-4830-4849-4656

on that note, if you do the charged attack and you hit the ground before you release, do you automatically release or do you retain the charge?

should you aim to release right before you hit the ground always?

>its a gypceros fakes his death 3 times episode

Just think about how cute it'll be when she gets all in a huff because she over committed to a combo! Maybe you can even save her with a life powder and she'll cuddle closer to you.

I've noticed some cats with poison traps, are there any with poison bombs or something? That'd be great for farming bugs

Fool me once, shame on m-OOH G*D MY EYES I'M BLINDED BY THHE LIGHT OOO X_X!

Anyone playing mhg online? Feels a bit lonely on the village