/pgg/ Pokemon Go General

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>About the game
pokemon.com/us/pokemongames/pokemon

>official FAQ
support.pokemon.niantic.com/hc/en-us

>What is it?
Pokemon Go can be described simply as the Geocaching of Pokemon. Grab your smartphone, get some exercise, catch some mons, battle some people - the usual Pokemon gig.

>Some questions answered
pastebin.com/spEFYmPw
Fresh with updates!

>Information on spoofing for you cavedwellers

>About the game
pokemon.com/us/pokemongames/pokemon

>official FAQ
support.pokemon.niantic.com/hc/en-us

>What is it?
Pokemon Go can be described simply as the Geocaching of Pokemon. Grab your smartphone, get some exercise, catch some mons, battle some people - the usual Pokemon gig.

>Some questions answered
pastebin.com/spEFYmPw
Fresh with updates!

>Information on spoofing for you cavedwellers
pastebin.com/KCVr1HjB

old thread

first for playing indoors where it's nice and comfy

xth for shinies

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Anyone with a lot of jolteons?

What's it's different attacks and which are best? I know it's not a well liked pokemon but it's the best one I have right now for dealing with all these water types that hold gyms in my area.

Every gym is held by a damn vaporeon and I need something to deal with them. I want to get a vile plume eventually but I don't see many oddish

>I know it's not a well liked pokemon but it's the best one I have right now
What a sad life.

How do I switch from seeing how far one pokemon is to all nearby pokemon?

fake and gay

Just unselect it on the list.

What's that one Pokémon you're fucking fed up of running into?

Fuck off forever, please Doduo

Sandjew

Sandshrew

Pikachu
>EVERYWHERE

Should I evolve this fucker?
Is size just a fucking meme? Or should I just go and catch a bigger one?

I'm level 15 btw.

Paras. Fucking hell. They have literally nothing going for them.

Zubats. I won't even waste balls at those flying shitheads

zubats
50 candies to evolve means they're not even good for evo grinding

truth about all teams

Geodudes. I get so many that it makes me mad.

nidorans. fucking. everywhere.

Zubats. Those flappy little fucks. Good luck hitting one of these things.

Fucking Drowzees man
Also, I'm close to hatching 10 km egg, what should I expect? Are those >reddit charts legit?

I'm fucking retarded, here is the pic.

Eevee

... nah just kidding, but there are a shitload and I have at least 2 of each evolution over 1000cp

>not devoting your life to your queen

Size is a meme AND has a chance to reroll on evolution.
It's not like you're going to get a better one at your level, but until 20 the levels still come pretty quick so if you want to go the mile with the gyarados, wait till you get a good one at 20

Where did you get all those magikarps? I have a river nearby but literally nothing ever spawned there, didn't see one on land either

Still only have 2 balls left and this guy just showed up but Im watching Dota. What do I do? Try for it?

>those tits
I shouldn't want this..

I wish I could run into these Pokémon you're all running into. Who wants to swap?

Heck no

location?

try for it, duh.

my highest is 135 and I have about 4 times as much space left for cp. if you got 400 candies and that is your highest then you might as well.

>see a fucking Kadabra outside
>right as I fucking go outside with my dog
>can't connect to server, won't let me back in

do it
when they evolve the dot stays at the same point on the circle, so the gyarados'll probably be really strong

>tfw instinct
>tfw literally picked because underdog
>tfw i can get shitloads of xp by challenging gyms since nobody holds instinct for more than a few minutes at a time ever
>tfw will never see coins from holding a gym fro 21 hours
>tfw mystic completely owns boston

something something storm gathers something

too many of these fucks

How the fuck did you get so many Magikarp candies? Are there that many in your area?

>charmander

>brings the dog just so that it can't escape

lul

>charmander

Any truth to the claim that someone caught Zapdos in australia?

Spent all day collecting these fuckers. These are the cream of the crop. Had to travel from out of town to get them so I'm not going to go too autistic on the starting CP, but which one looks best to you guys? I'm level 15 if it matters.

He probably lives near a river.

DRATINI FUCKING WHERE

Rattata

Those are some weird Charmanders.

I went to a beach in Miami and there were hundreds

check how much stardust you need to power up. A 2500/3000 is the best you can get. yours is currently 1900 so no

>tfw you live in mountains
>tfw you don't get any special rock type pokemons for that

always evolve the one with the highest cp

I guess I'll probably wait till 20 then. I might as well end up fighting a better one and regretting it.

135 cp Magikarp? What level are you?

>tfw pure normal pokemons (relaxo), pure water pokemons (vaporeon) a pure psychic pokemons (alakazan) are the best gym defenders in the game atm

This fucker was on my bed when I got home

Is it more cost effective to power them up before evolving?

>beach in Miami
Oh hello fellow miamifag. Miami beach I take it? or key biscayne's beach?

no, the cost will stay the same

i am trying to start spoofing and I can get up to the point where i have fakegps installed as a system app but when i click 'Launch App' nothing happens, saw a few other people with same problem but can't see a solution, does anyone know a fix?

yes but then they could get a shitty moveset after evolving and be absolute trash

>xs Blastoise

I am sorry senpai

Well I'm not gonna be going out there again any time soon so what I get is what I get.

>see all nearby gyms owned by mystics
>decide to git gud and take over the gyms in the name of Valor
>finally rain supreme over one of them
>walk over to cap the other one right next to it
>tfw literally two minutes later, a hamwhale in her fifties and her husband show up, take out my Poke, put a Snorlax on it, and pull off in the most raggedy piece of shit car I've ever seen in my life
>tfw it was the exact same people who owned it before

fucking hell
I'm done

22 minutes into lure and nothing is coming, is this normal?

Hot. Did you lift his balls?

21 but I caught that 135 around 18-19. I only need 15 more candies then I will evolve him

yeah, miami beach. tons of shit out there from guard tower to guard tower

Damnnn too bad he has shit moves

What's that mean again? Low HP? Is it worth investing in him or nah?

I'm level 9, just hoarding dust until I'm 15 or get something I like

Restart the game. It froze

Doesn't matter, it's percentage based. Don't power up till you're 20+ and you plan on taking the mons with you forever.
Pure normal is better than the rest, psychic and vape are decent but they have nowhere near the retarded hp stat of chansey/snorlax. And given the state of bullshit gyms are in, as a defender you just exist to run the clock as long as possible since a good attacker can solo literally anything given they don't run out of time.

Why what's your reasons for each one being good

Moves change when you evolve

Did you let him fuck your ass?

One last thing about moves.
None of Dratini's specials are the same when it turns into Dragonite. Is it plain random what it'll get on evolution or will having either wrap or aqua tail effect it?

how to not get softbanned for spoof tho

Who cares evolve him and his moves change

What's the point in capturing pokemon with no evos?

Did not know thanks bros he'll be a powerful one

Find any dratinis out there? I need them so bad or any Lapras? Miami a shit. I haven't found anything worthwhile

don t fuken spof

Not really worth investing in him to be honest
Idk what Extra small means, but it for sure means that it is not a big guy.

You want Big Guys in your Lineups

That's why I don't even bother leaving pokemons in the gyms I fuck up
>tfw all valorbros in your town lives in your neighborhood

Anyone know pinsirs different attacks?

Moves reroll on levelup.
Specific normal mons (snorlax, chansey, lickitung?) are head and shoulders the best. They have tons of health and have very good movesets, notably zen headbutt which is one of the best attacks, and counters the only current counters to normal types (fighting and ghost mons).
Vaporeon has a very high cp gain, still decently bulky and has the best attack of the eeveelutions.
Psychic types get the best attacks, psycho cutter and zen headbutt, and don't have a lot of type counters (no natural dark pokemon yet, only bite floating around on shitty golbats).
Not sure that anyone has fully tested it, it seems to be fully random.

>Go to a local park spring
>meet up with my team mystic friends
>catch some water pokemon have a good time
>the gym suddenly is instict controlled
>it's a 50 nidoran
>destroy it
>a group of 6 people start cheering
>valor controls it
>Time for mystic to reclaim our land
>one friend clears the gym
>me and another slap some pokemon it in, to hold it
>the beat it again
>kekakudori.jpg
>we stop them again making them waste potions/revives
>Claim the gym again
>Watch a group of 6 angry dude bros walk away
>Getting ready to leave
>car pulls in
>we get in my car
>Before backing out friend in back points out lady in the car, she is fighting our gym
>looks like a hambeast
>We chill out for awhile, just catch some more psyducks/magickarps
>We see the gym is level one now
>gym is neutral, I slap a pokemon in it, nothing too strong.
>Look next to us, hambeast used pound.
>supereffective
>She slams her steeringwheel
>She heals up and notice she is doing it again
>we heal up our best mons
>ready steady go.mp4
>gym is neutral, I slap a 600 pidgeot in there.
>Look at her once more
>Hambeast used leer at her phone
>looks to the sky and says "fuck"
>she drives away angry

Fucking team valor, kek.
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XS and XL mean nothing.
Its just a meme

nice blog mysticfag

>no Frasier/Cheers option
Shit

Well fuck me. Dragonite got the worst special of the three. Hyper Beam. Was hoping for that sicknasty Dragon Pulse. 2 bars, 50 damage.

if there is a relation I don't think anyone has found it

I caught enough dratinis to evolve one to a dragonair but no dragonite :( haven't found any lapras either

How do you tell what's good moves and what're shit ones

all of them have few pokemon/move types to counter them, high CP gains, fast and powerful attacks (gotta get lucky with the moveset tho), great to excellent HP pools

>proof that Mystic is the most based

Haven't seen any of those and I'm team mystic

When you evolve your magikarp could you post pics before and after you evolve him. I wanna see how much the stats increase.

Is Watergun/icebeam a good moveset?

>tfw I decide to download Pokemon Go because memes
>"You're device is not compatible."
I bought this phone back in 2012 ffs, it works fine.

t. manlet

That's absolute bullshit. I chose Instinct and I love Seinfeld. I literally just finished watching the second Season like an hour ago. I fucking hate Friends

t. dudebro on valor who can never control gyms