/gerg/ - Giant Extreme Robots General

>shitty kitty "when I get rich..." pitty titties

>kit wife
Stop right there. No, just fucking no

We're all gonna marry Kit. We'll be her Kong Harem, and make a troop of little Konglets with her.

>kong literally cucking each other
I know we joked that everyone was a cuck in kong but this is taking it to the extreme user.

We all knew the logical conclusion to this.

No, the only person in Kong I would even consider is still a stretch.

And who's that?

Is it still Spud? Did you get the potato dick yet? Come on guuuuuuurl share some details

braincancer would be proud

rip arms

it's not your fault

Harabec, make it cum faster!

-kit, 2016

Well Halloween isn't here yet so he clearly didn't do a very good job.

So you can knock on his door and suck his lollipop?

Boo

Boo

Viper bump.

Viper hump.

Viper dump.

My fellow klords, the shitty kitty has become dependent and is beta orbiting one member in particularly very hard.

What sayeth the council?

Increase bullying by 200%.

i'm givin' her all i got cap'n she cannae take much more

>that team damage
How does that even happen

He dropped his Long Tom on Kit. Nah'mean?

ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS

We have three games tonight.
8 EST
8:30 EST
10:00 EST

I get off work at 8 (5 PST for me) but I can escape 30 minutes early if I play my cards right. However this means I will be getting here either 5-10 minutes beforehand or EXACTLY on time. So please do not become alarmed if I am not present early.

ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS

fuck your stupid shit tournament

Warning to everyone who uses the tournament client. There is a potential bug with the tournament patch where avast deletes the tournament executable and then the patcher doesn't detect the files and tries to redownload everything.

Please patch asap to ensure you have time if there is an issue.

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>using avast

You get what you pay for :^)

>avast
I used to use that before it turned into malware, what more can you expect from dirty fucking russians.

Kit tried to batchall me. I ripped off her limbs.

>willingly putting Avast on your system

Almost as disgusting as putting ketchup on tacos.

>Make event where EVERY medium mech can participate
>forget to unlock weight restriction for the queues
>everyone trying to participate in the event gets 15 minute queues.

Piggy logic.

>no marisa lewds
fake

The queue system is pure piggy logic in general
>a weight class in queue is congested/bottlenecked?
>no problem just make them wait lol
>but what if we just made matches with weight balanced teams out of the spillovers
>fuck that lmao

>YOU WOULD EAT IT AND BE HAPPY ABOUT IT

I wouldn't let you within a hundred meters of a kitchen, kit. You'd somehow figure out a way to fuck up boxed mac 'n' cheese, let alone an actual meal.

metamechs.com/2016/07/14/bargain-bin-medium-mech-madness/

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1R4rMjY1y88CakLgy_QIIRdQQ20FBomqdJtdyz0AhTXo/edit#gid=0

>not liking shaqs

gman has shit taste.

>Inverse Kinematics finally announced

Why weren't there in the first place again?

I'm happy for it but also remember that everyfuckingthing has it as something standard

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>he wasn't around when the game had it

Well holy shit.

Viper is going to be great light.

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ded

>think about playing robots
>dont do it
feels good my men

The size is good, but not sure about that jewnose which can be hit from all sides.

Who could be behind this mech?

"It was the kikes all along" -Norris J. Packard

You cunts are gonna let this thread die.

XD

>tfw have to wait until cbill Kodiak for a proper mass autocannon clan mech

ded

Blackjack or Hunchback IIC? I can't decide

hunchback iic u fucking mong

Hunchie IICs

>all this shit happening in Turkey right now
wew

twitter.com/dutch_osintguy/status/754051463488372736?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

HGA Play with the Devs: Arms Dealer event is going to be starting in about 20 minutes on the Stompybot Twitch channel.

ded

>HUcast joins the mumble

HU "Potemkin buster spam" cast has entered quickly turn mumble to defcon 1

yep, HUD still looks like shit

>tfw harabec won't ever share his pictures of kit's tits

>wanting to see them tits
Come on user do you really want seconds from Harabec. FUCKING HARABEC THE MAN WHO KEKS HIMSELF

Harabec finally gets his tree.

Was all of kong in Turkey or something? We all ded now?

Already got it in 2 games in the KDK-3 today

So I just got restarted in AC3, and while I'm making due with the POS I start out with, I'm having some problems with purchase prioritization. First decision I made was to upgrade all of my cores with an objectively better FCS, which I don't regret. However, second decision I went with was the top-line Kisaragi generator.

I'm not 100% on if this was a good decision, but the situation gets harder. I'm getting less money per mission because AP damage and ammo cost are stacking up. So, when should I be getting new weapons, and what is the best way to minimize money loss from ammo/AP recovery?

Don't use missiles early on, they're expensive as shit and will destroy your earnings

Get the 1000 ammo MG as soon as possible because its ammo costs actually aren't super high and it'll complete most missions easily. I don't remember if you have to get a shop upgrade to get it in AC3 or not though, sorry. If you do just make due with the next highest ammo count MG until it appears. Likewise I can't really tell you if that particular generator was a mistake, it's been a while.

Generators and boosters tend to be the first things I upgrade in AC games because it sucks balls to feel sluggish and mobility comes from boost hopping more than anything else, which leads to taking less damage.

You can also buy a basic laser rifle if you really want to cut back on your ammo costs but it's not too worth it in my opinion. An EO core is a nice way to supplement your firepower without incurring ammo cost penalties too.

>loads of free cosmetics from events
>enough urbanmech warhorns to build a pyramid into the heavens out of them after the mystery prize bag event
>never use any of them because I don't want anything else cluttering my cockpit
Am I the only one who does this

Attention: match in less than 5 minutes. Get the fuck on.

ded

no fuck off cuckedlord

patch notes are so SHIT

mwomercs.com/news/2016/07/1595-patch-notes-1479-19jul2016

>decals
>lootcrates kek
>fixing bog finally
>fixing chat finally
>fixing longdong
>fixing saving loadouts fucking yes

Looks good to me

>all those nerfs

But you are the cuck lord since Vass stole your waifus from you

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>2 wins.
>1 loss.

>captain king gets quirk update
>7 structure to each arm at the most

Kongstrong

>medium tournament
>before the release of a medium instead of after

Has the pig finally started being smart?

he will be forever cucked by the pigs long dong, as will most of you

bump

7 is still fairly substantial, enough for it to survive every now and then when it wouldn't before. Would have preferred +10 though. Don't want to go full Blackjack and overquirk its HP beyond mechs 10 tons heavier.

The robot is almost as big as 55 tonners. 7 points will do shit.

• 1 Supply Cache Key - 25 MC
• 3 Supply Cache Keys - 75 MC
• 5 Supply Cache Keys - 125 MC
• 10 Supply Cache Keys - 250 MC
Doesn't seem too bad. It's odd that there is no discount for purchasing bigger packs as usual though.