MEI! MEI! MEI! MEI IS THICK! THICK IS MEI! MEI IS BAE! MEI IS WAIFU! AWOOOOOOO! WAIFUUUUUUU!
HUH?!?! THICK?!?!?
THICK!
MEI IS THICK!
Jack Martin
Pharah is the only good Japanese voice.
Jordan Phillips
>friend plays exclusively bastion on attack/defense on all maps >gets placed at 64
Christopher Murphy
>mad im actually getting somewhere as bastion
Every fucking time.
Matthew Brooks
When the fuck will they add individual character voices? I want to make some characters weebs and some not.
William Smith
I love Genji!
Logan Ramirez
WHY AM I LITERALLY ONLY EVER PUT ON RETARD TEAMS FOR KOTH?
John Campbell
Good Meis can be a huge boon. Ult with decent range for zoning, right-click that can oneshot Tracers, can help to easily take care of Roadhogs and tanks in general. Plus, general ult and DPS blocking with walls is always nice.
Of course, that's all negated if they're shit with their walls since that can ruin everyone's day.
I normally prefer Japanese voices but I can't get over how annoying some of the characters are (mainly Lucio, since I play him often).
Brody Russell
mei would NEVER...
Luke Adams
to the person asking about OBS settings
Mason Young
If I could switch only dva to japanese I would do it in a heartbeat.
Benjamin Clark
Maybe you should listen to your elders since you care about rank so much.
I tried Japanese voices for a while, but I the ultimate voice ques confused me a lot, they all sound alike to me.
Henry Nelson
>Ana wears an eye patch >Over a cybernetic eye.
Brody Ortiz
So, what kind of Talon agents do you want added to the hero roster? We already have spooky skeltal shotgun man and Widowmaker, what would you add to complement those two?
Aaron Watson
>>mad im actually getting somewhere as bastion >Rank 48 >Getting somewhere l o l
Jordan Martinez
She doesn't have an eye. Mercy offered to do something about it but Ana declined.
Parker Butler
>Placement matches >Teams all sucked >Placed at 42 >Ping-ponged between 40-44 for weeks >Eventually got 46 >50 the next day >53 the next
Holy fucking shit "ELO hell" is extremely real in this game. Suddenly competitive is fun as fuck for me, there's significantly less shitheads past the 50 mark. Hell, there's noticeably less shitheads past the 45 mark. I feel like there's momentum to my progress now, I never realized it before but in the 40 range whenever I died I just always fucking knew my team would lose the point and get killed. It's fucking surreal to die and then watch my team still hold their own.
Matthew Bell
Just fuck already.
Ethan Gomez
lol'd
Jaxson Thomas
Just went 5-5 and got 51 how did I do?
I use korean
Ryan Gutierrez
Widow shot out the cybernetic, Ana refused to have anything done about it.
Jordan Diaz
So if defenders on hanamura have a torb, bastion, symmetra, rein and whatever else is rushing through with D.Va's Matrix and Rein charging in followed by the rest of the team the play?
Levi Cook
>good Meis Where the fuck does that exist? Fat bitch is absolutely useless.
Oliver Diaz
>1 comp point per win Well looks like I'm never getting golden weapon skins
Luke Myers
She used that eye to kill a lot of people.She decided to keep it closed as symbol
Nicholas Ortiz
>get beat in a sniper duel so bad you hide from your friends until they all "DIE"
Noah Nguyen
Pro-tip:
If you're rezzing 4 or more people at a time and it's not overtime, you're a shit mercy.
Dominic King
D.Va's shield can't be destroyed so if she prioritizes bastion then yes.
Colton Moore
NERF THIS BITCH NOW
Owen Scott
*or a KoTH type map
Benjamin Rogers
This reminds me of Coyote and Road Runner.
Adam Hill
But I'm having fun playing D.va.
Joshua Watson
need counterpoints, >Reaper vs Soldier >Widow vs Ana >Rein vs ? >Torb vs ? >Winston vs ? >Tracer vs ? > ? vs Bastion
Dominic Flores
>hit level 25 >'finally! woohoo, competitive" >two fucking s76, a widow, a hanzo, a bastion, and me; reinhardt >get absolutely fucking steamrolled WHY THE FUCK CANT I GIT GUD AND WHY THE FUCK CANT PEOPLE PLAY BETTER HEROS THAT ARE BETTER CHOICES FOR THE SITUATION. I TELL THEM TO CHANGE TO HELP THE TEAM AND THEY FUCKING DONT EVEN SAY ANYTHING LIKE THEY HAVE THEIR CHAT OFF. WHY SHOULD I KEEP PLAYING COMP IF THIS IS WHAT THE ENTIRE GAME IF GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I FUCKING HATE MYSELF
Mason Baker
Edgy vampire healer who drains life and gives it to allies. Probably called sombra or some shit.
Blake Gonzalez
Being a Mei is difficult - you have to think about positioning all the time and most importantly - what impact you have on the rest of the team.
Last time on king's row we were on attack and simultaneously lost and won the first point because of a Mei that blundered.
She caught 5 people in her ult, which would've meant death for all of us. She also icewalled us from the rest of her team, allowing us to stay frozen on the point for 3 seconds and cap it.
Isaiah Campbell
We do need another tank in the game but I guess with the change, D.va has become the second 'shield' tank
Christopher Martin
>not DROPPUEN ZE BEATO
Eli Diaz
>playing Reinhardt in comp placements All it cares about is your KDR ebin killstreaks, not success. You can lose like hell, but still get a higher placement rank because you camped people coming out of spawn or whatever.
Hudson Cook
The trial matches are hell.
Once you get past that you get greeted by a fair amount of voice chatters who like to coordinate and are smarter about compositions.
Leo Ramirez
Lost a coin flip on attack where our Genji and Tracer ignored the Mercy as the Mercy was hiding and ressed her team after they died.
REEEEEEEEE
Nicholas Watson
Ranked is EXACTLY like quick play unless you have a team of 6. If you refuse to choose your own teammates, and decide to bitch about random people, that's your fault, not theirs.
Alexander Taylor
who is your favorite streamer /owg/
zonda has grown on me quite a bit
Bentley Walker
>switch the korean to japanese
nigga wut, there are korean voices too
Nathaniel Brown
>3 golds and a silver as a support >MVP >Still go down a rank when I lose because can't carry hard enough
ooga booga etc
Aiden Lee
so whats the point of playing Pharah?
Brayden Howard
I know its kinda dumb. Like when I started my placements I won the 1st one then lost 4 right after that. I got on the next day and won 4 and only lost 1.
Kayden Walker
So just fire at the fucker from behind her?
Levi Jenkins
Kill every last motherfucker in the room. Don't attempt it without pocket Mercy though.
Josiah Wood
To get shot down by the mccree/S76/Zen/widow/ana on the enemy team.
Asher Jones
>make it to 49 after horrible placements >woohoo maybe I can get over the hump and drag myself out of hanzo hell >drop down to 42 again after hitting a string of retarded teams >genuinely concerned that if I hit a bad streak of three games I could hit the 30s and probably never get out >get gold medals out the arse every game >none of my characters have a win/loss under 50% >no matter how I pay my guts out, there's nothing my performance does to mitigate rank freefall
It's like a really disheartening snakes and ladders game.
Jeremiah Mitchell
Mercy damage boost abuse.
Brandon Reed
>Watching streams when you could play yourself
Literally cucked.
Parker Flores
Being really annoying for half the cast but also being pathetically easy for the other half to deal with.
So, in other words: c o m p o s i t i o n
Hudson Barnes
i dunno man... at least we can bully 76s now right?
Evan Rivera
So when you buy a golden weapon you get it only for that particular skin or for all of them?
Wyatt Cook
>wreck on attack >match is going alright >no one has a clue on how to play defense >game goes to a coin flip >lose
Eli Brooks
Not him but >Korean >Mandarin I absolutely hate how these languages sound.
Austin Collins
A pharah lives far longer as soon as she realizes she doesn't have to empty out her shift and right click all the time
Jacob Powell
Not really. Unless all the 76s you were facing tap fired or used macros. Regular bursting still works, and most Soldier players used that.
Hudson Powell
To become unstoppable on console
Connor Kelly
All of them.
Hudson Watson
What do you think?
Evan Brooks
>give them the justice >XX ROCKET DIRECT HITS XX% OF ROCKETS FIRED >sick environmental kills with the concussion missile
Also you can pick on Reinhardt, you're basically a flying Junkrat, and you'll get lots of attention from the healsluts.
>play nice >play pharah
Connor Davis
Pharahs will disappear as soon as PTR McCree with Zen's lightning fast orb will body her with two bullets. Yeah, it's all it takes, two bullets in the gut across the room and done.
Brandon Wood
Do you think Winston watches human porn, or monkey porn?
Luke Mitchell
>Tfw High winrates on KOTH maps >Tfw low winrates on cp maps >Tfw will never be able to just pick KOTH maps and live easy
Christopher Clark
Nah man he's into that kinky omnic shit
Jayden White
monkeys can't comprehend art you ignoramus
Jose Phillips
>gorilla >caring about sex Human porn because his brain is so fucked anyway.
Kevin Rivera
What do you mean bursting? Like 4 round bursts?
Michael Lee
thats because they sound absolutely disgusting, especially Mandarin, most Asian languages actually
Cooper Long
>go on ptr to try out new people even if team comp is wonky >see entire teams that are characters who haven't been changed in any major way >they're happy when they squeeze a victory against 5 anas and a d.va
Why are they here?
Dylan Collins
>not playing Quick Play to dodge shit maps for FREE
Robert Ross
He has a thing for humans no doubt thanks to his sentience. The real question is, is does he still have that criminally funny tiny monkey dong?
Cooper Rogers
I don't think McCree is going live as he is in PTR. We'll see. I don't know why they won't adjust fan the hammer again. Damage, spread, anything.
Liam Hughes
Can we get more of these? Whos paypal do I have to throw money at?
Leo Bailey
>finally got Double Cap achievement >on the PTR just send me back to spawn now please
Ethan Hughes
Hopefully, Doomfist is a giga nigga working for Talon.
Ryan Russell
Practice.
Jose Robinson
To see how well they can counter Ana and other heroes after the changes?