/ps2g/ - PlanetSide 2 general

I LEFT FOR TWO HOURS AND IT DIED

yall need to crank up ur shitposting

Guys, I'm gonna save the game, I'm gonna add __________!

butts

prone )))))))))))))))))))))

memes

spitfire turrets with AA capability

Tryhard Island/spacestation

6 continents and make it just like PS1 so there's actually something to fight for

a statue of Wrel in all warpgates!

wrel, pls some coming here for ideas

thank u saver of gam

weight sliders

BFG

>extra thicc VS femfiltrators running around

knowing daybreak, the sliders will only control eye colour and feet size but the boots are single size, with regulators inside

>not boots are always two sizes too small

COME BACK HIGBY

>running
>implying they'll run anywhere with that much extra thiccness
>not wobbling, sashaying and striding

>femfiltrators
>forgetting the cock bulge slider

>tfw no extra thicc VS femfiltrator gf with a massive cock
;_;

higby killed the game
wrel saved it
t. proud 0.5 ivi kdr BR80 that understands the game better than u

>saved the game
SO WHERE ARE WE NOW????

we are saved
which is why most toxic vets have moved to other games and the thread is dying more often

pffffffff, i was voted most toxic vet 2 monthss in a row and I'm still here shitposting

>most
stupid vet l2read

I know that feel bro

>tfw she'll never enlighten you with her obscenely girthy femdick, larger than even the supersize conglo-sausageburgers and twice as greasy

>implying reading will up my hsr

fucc off w/ ur books n shit nerd

>Don't read the general for over a year
>Decide to give check it out
>People talking about VS female infiltrators with giant futacocks

Guess nothing changed.

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-give

fugg I'm already drung.

send me dring pls ;DDD

get drung on agohol ;-DDD

>hsr
>not ivi kdr
fake vet spotted
git fukt

>ivi kdr

pfff, amateur, i bet your toxicity isn't even tier 3

everyone in tier 1 toxicity knows hsr is the ONLY stat

>what is HTPM
Are you even tryin?

this tier 2 toxicity nonsense will get you nowhere

you must acknowledge the divinity of the HSR or you will NEVER ascend

>burned the fingers on my dominant hand
fuck how will I be able to dunk on shitters today, better hope a galaxy pilot is online

>burned the fingers on my dominant hand
dont fap so hard

>he doesn't fap off-hand so his dominant hand stays on the mouse

>he doesn't have to use both hands to make his comically large dong stay erect

its like the leaning tower of benis over here ;-DDDD

This game really does some wacky shit when you lose internet

Such as MAX suits propelling themselves up into the air by their miniguns BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT

>Guys, I'm gonna save the game, I'm gonna add __________!

A Tower/Biolab only continent!

>Such as MAX suits propelling themselves up into the air by their miniguns BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT

Russian maxes can do this even when your connection is fine :^)

I have to spend the next few hours filling holes with dirt. Ya'll niggas betta not let the thread die again while I'm gone.

dead thread

ded gaem

sageing to let this piece of shit general die

i cast revive and end my turn

I cast fist

that's pretty lewd

I cast meme

I cast lag

It's super effective!

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)))

Today my k/d was almost 1!

This is a milestone in my planetside career

>almost 1
>milestone
Not gonna bash you for being a shitter, but at least have it actually be 1 instead of just almost 1
come on lad
step it up

animations and weapon designs that aren't an eye sore.

youtube.com/watch?v=-yNhl8wT3Pc

youtube.com/watch?v=1Bix44C1EzY

It's time to let it go, user.
youtube.com/watch?v=mxKd_exDYrU

An anti cheat system that actually work

this is bullying
you're bullying us

maybe if we act like redditors, they'll come back to us? ;_;

Has Battleye already been implemented?

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Battleye will never work.

It's already on h1z1 and the game is full of cheaters.

Same with ARMA.

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Military coup in Turkey happening right now. Place your bets on who wins.

idc as long as roaches get killed

russian civil war when?

But the coup is happening in Turkey, not USA.

Sweet salty NS jesus. For a lark I started playing the PS4 client after years of PC. I am in no way good at this game, best described as 'below avrage' in just about every front of the game ala .4 KD. The PS4 character is sitting at a comfy 3.6 KD, literally no one has situational awarness. It's too fucking easy. I don't want to go back

>consolebabbies
Are you surprised?

Jesus what the fuck is going with the world lately. I'm starting to be scared.

you act like military coups are rare or something, you should read the news more.

Except it's a military coup in a fucking NATO country, not some third world nigger country

>in a fucking NATO country,
with the biggest military after the U S of A

>not some third world nigger country

There's an office in Brussels about to become vacant for these guys

>biggest military
Best Korea has a "big military" too. So did Iraq.
Gonna get rolled over by professionals though.

I hope my professional Planetside2 experience will help me in the upcoming WWIII

>Best Korea has a "big military" too
>shit training
>shit equipment
>strategists don't know a thing about strategy

>Gonna get rolled over by professionals

I'm pretty much sure the Hated Enemy™ won't be carrying giant dildos, but they're almost certain to be some kind of nigger so you're good to go.

It's gonna be shit I guess, irl air is even more OP than in PS2 and I won't be able to medkit chug

but people don't lag in real life

Do they have nukes?

Hahhahahahahhhahahahahahhaahha

I TOLD YOU THAT THIS WOULD HAPPEN AND YOU DESERVE IT

HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHHHHAA

Suck my fuck, Higby.

that Turkey would have a military coup? I don't remember that being claimed in this thread before

Nah it'll be great. Big armies of DaPP tier shitters with no resources, as long as they can't brick your Prowler your KDR will be through the roof and since they can't respawn they won't medic ball you off a point.

>irl air is even more OP than in PS2
that is true, but there isn't one airnigger for every three infantrymans

>below stairs on biofarm A point
>get 4 kills in 6 seconds as bubble medic
>killed by resist NS-15cancer
>map looks promising
>accept revive
>ded by same cancer
>map looks even more friendlier
>accept revive
>ded by same cancer
>"YOU NEED TO MAKE BETTER DECISIONS."
memetracker, you are correct.