/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age and Bioware General #974

Phallic Imagery Edition

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>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.

>Where is my Warden?
Making waifu gwent cards

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>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to get comfy!
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why is it fitting

This post is dedicated to Solas

Alistair and his cheese fetish frightens me

Because mages are faggots

It represents the masculine templar order dominating the mages with their figurative dicks
Of course, the symbolism is lost considering how the templars got retconned to have women in later games

Why can't Templars be women.

in Tevinter, a man can be the Divine.

Cheese isn't even that good

Fuck you, cheese is great

Because it was an intentional decision they made during the development of Origins? Being a templar is a brutal, demanding job that takes everything from a person, it makes sense that it's male-oriented

The only thing that matters for being a templar is how much lyrium you can snort off your knigh-commander's genitals

>bitter
>smells bad
>expensive
Shit tier food

You also need enough willpower to not end up like Samson

>bitter

No

>smells bad

Smells amazing

>expensive

You probably buy superfluous shit everyday like beer

I bet you also think corn flakes are better than oatmeal

I only eat cornflakes

remember dagpanions

Fucking dead

I am a refugee, and I feel alienated by your in-jokes. Please be more inclusive and considerate, because we are the backbone of this general, and we keep it alive.

Fuck off..!

>Wynne actually attacks you because Morrigan is an apostate
I never knew this, I always liked Wynne but this proves that circle mages are pretty damn brainwashed
"your advisor" :3

Wow, rude.

Those ellipses are extremely insulting!

. . .
. .
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UMMM

Fuck you, little boy!

So,what's the deal with mages in dragon age? Everyone is super afraid of them, but do the characters not realize that mages have shit HP and defenses compared to everyone else?

*kills 84 dagnas with cone of cold*
#notallrefugees

They turn into abominations (which are basically very strong and bloodthirsty monsters) if they're desperate

>those hands

I've thought on this for a while.

Wynne actually has a terrible personality. She is brainwashed by the circle, and is incredibly narrow-minded.

She attempts to dominate the Warden, and make him follow her "morals". She is willfully deaf to the problems mages have, and will talk down to anyone that doesn't agree with her as childish(the warden), or as dangerous(morrigan)

Meanwhile, Morrigan will never lie to the Warden, she is innocent like a child.

Stop it right there lad
You have to teach morrigan some new values. All she ever knew were Flemeth's insane lectures. Telling her to think about what would have been if she grew up there without having a choice is the way to go...

Solas...
It's even worse if you read Asunder because it turns out she abandoned her mage son and didn't care enough to reconnect him despite having a lot of political power. We know that circle mages can have all sorts of privileges (like Vivienne), it's just that Wynne genuinely believes that they have no business living outside of chantry dogma. I kind of like her though, her mentor-like relationship with the warden (especially a mage one) is quite nice and her speech about not fearing death is some of the best writing in the game imo

taking a massive dump in morrigan's mouth

>forgot my Solaspic

We don't use common decency in THIS party!

who is the cutest /dag/ pairing?

kiki x LF

Vivienne sounds like the exception, not the rule

There's also Fiona who does whatever she pleases

Asunder x LF is cuter imoho

what the fuck is an LF

Newfags...

Nice cosplay

Fabulous Hawke...

no bully

A pseudo-namefag who wanted to tap asunder's gigantic ass and caused a lot of drama over it
Ultimately famous for writing us an extremely sad farewell letter which touched a lot of stone cold dagna hearts and made him the butt of the jokes forever

The LelFriend that is currently back under the alias of LiaraFriend as if I wouldn't notice

LF's MEfu was Tali, I know that because I'm afflicted with aspergers

Looks like something out of Silent Hill but it must be Dragon Age because there's a dragon pic behind it
So what is it supposed to be?

The Hanged Man banner.

>Isabela who's not fat
What is this...

Very cool

How can Solas turn people into stone

Russian biofags are having fun
Full album here pastebin.com/86wbbSkX

Yeah and later he dumped lel for triss, he is not loyal and now he has liara.

weekes magic

>leliana, triss, and tali
what a plen

refl

Thanks! Katia is cute as always and I have to say that Isabela is very pretty
The Triss thing came out of nowhere because I remember him getting into an argument with the other /dag/ trissfag before TW3 about mages being terrible and Shani being the only good waifu
Let's stop talking about dumb namefags though

I'm gonna go floss now

You need braces for that...

wtf I suddenly hate /dag/ now

Hate you too bby

It's never too late to go back to /meg/

>LiaraFriend
Who said we were friends...

>passing intimidation checks for you
Morrigan is the best

One more album, more quality content, still updating
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Sweet Jesus...

Looks like something our fhm user would like

Dat Templar armor tho! Even with the over sized spaulders, I really liked the look of it in the first game.

>monstergirl sex

did you see the harpy fic last thread?

How can one man fuck up so consistently?

Yeah, it looked really expensive with that velvet and chainmail, like something an elite order of knights funded by the church could afford

Yes!

>afflicted

Stricken with autism

I don't know what you mean because Solas didn't do nothing wrong

Pretty blonde man, why couldn't you have put on templar armor?

...

Time to merge with /meg/

Dear user, there's literally nothing keeping you here and you're free to go back any time

The Solas cosplayer is hotter

Please no

That's leliana :D

From the photoset in general, dummy

Somehow makes me laugh.

thanks for making me laugh sweetheart

No thank you.
He's cute, but I guess I prefer stockier builds. And templars.

I'm a fuckboy and could totally cosplay Kieran

...

>that slight boob jiggle
The desire demon model was truly ahead of its time

I mean damn, she looks better than Miranda and that one was supposed to be the ultimate bioware bombshell

>Miranda
>ultimate bioware bombshell

They sure as hell didn't design her with anything other than sex appeal in mind
Though I guess EDI and ME3 Ash also had the same design philosophy behind them

>user's waifu comes to life
I really like this quest

what's the downside to Desire Demons again?

They drain your lifeforce

They possess you, but you're stuck in your happy dream world living the life you've always wanted. They do have the ability to do whatever with your body, not limited to killing your loved ones.. but you're still none the wiser.

I forgot about that part. At least you die happy.
You would think they would want to feed off your life force slowly and do whatever it takes to keep you alive..

They're extinct