Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>coup in Turkey

Holy shit is Team Secret safe?

What if Kemal's family has ties to Erdogan and the military come in and fucking shoot up Puppey, Arteezy, EE and the whole crew?

>still havent updated the latest patch to 6.88b

pray 4 pieliedie
escapes shitty parents
goes to turkey
dies in coup

twitter.com/bm21_grad/status/754051534086897664

wew lads, someone tell Arteezy and the boys to get away from the windows

Was coup his plan all along?

pretty sure all of secret is in seattle already bootcamping

>RTZ gets shot by turks
Guess the NA scene becomes better.

SECRET IS NOT IN TURKEY ATM
>pic posted 23h ago by Puppey

One time when I flew from Burbank to San Jose I saw The RZA.

We had different flights though.

EE forgot his toothbrush and they had to go back.

They are in Turkey right now!

AND THIS GIVES YOU

POWER OVER ME ?

>MFW HAPPENING DURING THIS BORING ASS TOURNAMENT

THANK YOU LORD

in a game right now with a 'support' omniknight who refuses to buy wards and rushing bloodthorne at 4K ama

If only someone would also show up at BTS house and shoot up the place

>ama
Why are you blogging during esports?

Has your entire team reported him?

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS

why does he have shitty parents

I heard here he has a dark troubled past, what did he do ?

Nobody wants to talk about the details, but both SingSing and EE have mentioned pieliedie had a shitty time at home.

>post yfw Erdogan forgot to build bob and dawdle

What's your reason for not picking Sven RIGHT now?

Man, good thing Gyrocopter is not good at taking buildings.

Too reliant on ulti for damage

Meh, that last Na'Vi game was something.

Will there be another Summit?
>100k prizepool
>only 1k added to the prizepool via purchases

I don't play AP.

Six slot Sven without ulti averages slightly higher DPS than any other six slot melee carry. With ulti he has the highest physical DPS of any melee carry and most ranged carries. The only hero who can even compare is a Spectre with Manta hitting a hero with desolate.

too reliant on hotdogs

sponsors fucking everywhere keep this cancer tournament alive
also
>buy boots of travel first
>get a rampage

Secret is already in the US for SLi.

>dota2.gamepedia.com/Juggernaut/Responses
>audio files for equipping cosmetics

?

AM with Manta factoring in Mana Void and assuming the enemy hero doesn't have bkb probably has higher damage.

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

what nvidia has to do with it?

NEED HELP

If I try to purchase anything from the shop it freezes Dota. Can anyone here help please?

i dont play cuck ez mode carrys

>na'vi is 322'ing

no surprise, the greeks got this

no we won, I was zeus and got out of control so it was irrelevant that he was contributing literally nothing. he was splitpushing with his bloodthorne which was kinda funny i guess
i get angry and don't want to tilt and ruin games so angrily blogpost on /d2g/ sometimes

Nah, 6 slot AM (Manta, Abyssal, Butterfly, MKB, Heart, Consumed Moonshard, BoTs) averages 1216 DPS.

Sven that is 6 slot (AC, Blink, Daedalus, BKB, Satanic, MKB) averages 1260 DPS without God's Strength. With it he averages 2500 DPS.

it's a sign
you can still get out
run

How's Sven DPS real? Just walk away like nigga.

I'd like a non autistic answer, I just want some battle pass levels user. THATS IT

Oh, forgot to mention that Sven had a consumed Moonshard as well in the test.

forgot to mention that everyone just fucking walks away from sven

so his EFFECTIVE DPS is closer to zero.

Immortal 3's when?

THIS FUCKING FOUNTAIN MEMERY

but does am have +15 armor spell and cleave?

I wait to the enemy to pick it and then I pick Venomancer, while I watch Sven not being able to NEVER EVER blink or right click

>tfw no italian hero

Does that factor in AM using Mana Void or not?

Right clicking Sven does more damage, but that's all he can do for damage. AM has probably the best overall, if situational nuke in the game. It can one shot a team well past 50 minutes.

I see
you are already gone

:^)

That's a retarded comparison, one guy has no boots, other guy has a useless heart, one guy has mkb other guy has daedalus. kys

Heart is core on AM though.

>secret moves out of turkey
>move to USA
>officially declared NA team
>EG vs Secret TI6
>all NA grand finals

who the fuck are these tards

RUSSIA DOTA IS FUCKING KILL

I actually like this cast.

>not recognizing rime
baka....

>all these ads for shady as fuck thir party websites
bts have no shame do they
next thing you'll tell me they're sponsored by g2a

Virtus Pro will buy them if the turks loses the money

Daniel Radcliffe, Discount Merlini and Cara Delevingne

Russia going to war bruh

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Can you even raise your behavior score, or is it permanently stuck at that number?

you raise it by not getting reported and/or abandoning

it rises really slowly though

suck my dick and I'll raise it for you

7 decides if I do it or not.

does dota have a lolii hero?

>tfw techies just used ult outside my house

this 100% the correct bet.

ENDROGANNNNNNNN

COUP THIS SHIT

THERES FUCKING TANKS OUTSIDE MY WINDOW

HIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I just don't know man

>Veeky Forums filename
nice

>FLIGHT 322

noice.

>1468619154280.jpg

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IM IN CHARGE HERE

just Bob and dawdle the tanks till you can secure a hotdog

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I am worried about Team Secret

This is the world's happiest asian

1. Go to dota2.ru/memes/
2. Post the dankest thing you can find there here.

L

Okay
Now they have original merlini od and happy asian guy

Can discount miracle leave

Can grant please fuck off

Who is this comfy large chinese man

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turkroach your time has come

chinese translator
idk his name but he worked at manila major