/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

don't you think an even easier way to not die would be to not jaunt into the glass cage

Had a feeling it was ops pop on station was way too low

>lube the floors
>die to ops
10/10

m e t a g a m e

>entire departments are empty while others are full
>MERE COINCIDENCE, GOY

dude just look at the ckeys in the lobby of the staticnamers who don't play silicon

It's really hard to suppress that

Sometimes, you just know it's Ops

>be ops
>slip on lubed floors

wew

Not as if I started arming myself and stealing the disk, just sorta knew how it was gonna end

What do you do when you have two waifus asking for a friend

IT'S UP

tell them where to get a friend

Intigracy said he loves me!

It IS back up.

talk with both about it

Your two waifus are interested in your friend and not you?
You should get new waifus

he's lying, he only loves me!

Dont lead both of them on

what if there was a wizard spell that lubed the 5 tiles in front of you

what if there was a wizard spell that randomly mindswapped everyone in the station with another random person, like summon guns but retarded

what if you coded it

Back off bitch, he's mine!

MINE!

wow that would be pretty cool wouldn't it

i wonder why you keep getting banned from Veeky Forums
could it be because you avatarfag with MLP shit you dumbfuck

holy shit I've been gone for a week or two and there's like a majority of new keys.. did all the fags make new keys or is this some real summer shit?

Stun batons to the head cure revs?

NICK YOU NEED TO HAVE GUNS ON YOU AT ALL TIMES

WHAT WERE YOU DOING MAN

No, I forgot to check for nipples when i posted thicc.

theres a small chance of any stun to the head doing it

Thank you my revolutionary friends

t. the one who kidnapped a diona

Did HoP not count?

Goodnight spacemen! An unfortunate day for us all with all this downtime, tomorrow will be better.

how dare we have new players

the only players we should have are yahir and nevill

I had to run with my stun baton to save my officer, I HAVE TO HARM FAST AND GUNS TOO SLOW

i didn't even think i'd manage to kill him, but hey, luck

I guess I broke into the armory for nothing.

Any weapon that does brute unrevs when it KOs a person. brute/100 chance to KO, 10% chance for the beatstick.

But they still have no implant so they are still KOS to the rest of sec.

HoP joined after round start so no, he did not count

hop was a latejoin

He latejoined, so no.

>not even rev want anything to do with you
vox chef is suffering
clowns and secborgs just barging in and shit
fuck

when they have managed to absorb the annoying meme-speak half the server parrots and act like they've been there for years after a week, yeah, get the fuck out faggots.

>be botany
>just want one comfy round where I can grow crops
>get wizard, newcops, and rev

I thought about murdering you with a hatchet after I got rev'd you but you were too nice and I would have felt bad

I would've been mildly upset
might've even complained in deadchat
then I'd wonder what I was doing on this game instead of sorting my life out

Rev round, not a clue what to do just make a flash and hand to the head and run around the rest of the round

why dont you just reset your modem?
do you actually get a static ip?

apparently not

must have arrived late

Yeah, that was some top tier bullshit 2bh

There were like three separate things that went your way that shouldn't have, or maybe four

One, ID doesn't show up on people coming into your screen until after a fuck huge delay that I'm sure has a lot to do with fucking goon lights now that it's so much more frequent, so it's a shit load harder to know when someone really doesn't have an ID

Then you got full sec gear off the bat

Then you got me when I was trying to get cuffs on Felicity and I was distracted by the fact that her goggles actually blocked flashes

Then Nick doesn't pull his gun fast enough

That really put a hamper in my day. I hardly ever get to beat the shit out of revs, and when it finally happens everything goes to shit.

I'm so upset

Static IP.

Was doctormad always this insane?

weebs are mentally unstable

Does the boombox actually do anything?

makes nuke ops blow up

It's supposed to link to a transmitter for jukebox music.

The DJ satellite is 101.5 if you want a frequency to tune to

Kek

lets ban colin8seven

what happened that got doctormad banned?

got kicked out from the discord for posting CP
then posted the same CP all over the forum in every topic he could find
basically, autism delamination

wasnt cp, it was loli
still not acceptable though

I thought he just posted loli art

if by "art" you mean "dumped 50 pictures of naked lolis including loli creampie"

Jesus, what a faggot

It was 6 pictures on the forums.

the difference between cp and loli is that actual children are hurt by cp while loli is just drawings.
its still maximum sperg and pretty shitty, defiantly wont get him back in the discord

>now I can't post shitty porn with spessmen
thanks doctormeme

50 in the discord

It's not about the fact that it was porn
it was the fact that it was loli, and loli is illegal in canada, where the server is hosted

rip ian.

>print a laser cannon, open with my shiny new all-access ID
>give it to nearby greyshirt
>they teleport me into space and i promptly die

>steals my flatpack
>locks down doors I am trying to get through
>tazes and cuffs me when I try to hack through as a member of the Engineering department
>ignores two commands to state his laws while ASIMOV

Ban jimdandy when? He was a shitter of a borg this round.

>tfw going full nazi sec
>getting all access
welcome to law faggots

lel the shame is unending

So how about all that shit in Turkey, huh?

>Giant gingerbread man in the monster crowd

I'm delicious

>people actually defending doctormad
when someone only tries to stand out from being a literally who by sperging out against others and avatarfagging with the same 3 anime girl pictures, you don't need to defend him

i don't see anyone defending him

>objetive: sacrifice nick weller

>artificers attack me
>haha you fucked up I'm a big scary sec borgo
>realize I'm just a large beepsky and my only weapon is a crowbar

It was Loli you faggot.
He posted loli in the porn channel, some people got upset about it because it's illegal in some places (Not where the Discord server is hosted) and he was told to quit.
Everyone told him to quit, even people that agreed that posting loli was okay, because he just kept posting it over and over again simply to bait a response, and then he got kicked and he would come back doing it again and again.
Discord server isn't hosted in Canuckistan.
Porn is against Discord's ToS.
Even though there are plenty of porn channels in other servers.

But what is this image meant to convey?

stun baton is pretty robust, if you're up against anything other than a juggernaught you have the advantage

just set intent to harm and go wild

Harmbaton you dip.

harmbaton is just a 10 force weapon against things that can't be stunned

kebab removal

An attempt by Nick Weller to make it seem like Nick Weller is robust. I'm honestly more worried when I get an objective to kill the clown, because I don't know if it's going to be a dumb shitter or the manifestation of an unholy abomination of robustness that took clown form.

Stronger than the crowbar.

better than a crowbar

has to higher then 10 force to damage artificers and shit

15 for juggers

Comunication and coordination is an robust security weapon

same, nothing makes my panic like having to kill a clown
if it doesn't die within 30 minutes without you doing anything, you can bet your ass it never will

>your target is a miner
>your target is a autist atmos tech
>your target is a powergaming assistant who fucked off into space

As a security player Nick Weller is shitcurity, as robust as your average player and incapable of improving and worse he self posts his minor achievements in an effort to seem good.

Atmos is one of the easiest places to break into. All you have to do is hope they didn't make a gas chamber death trap at the maintenance airlock.