/nintyg/ - Nintendo General: EVO Edition

This is a general for the discussion of Nintendo consoles and games released on them.

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「!」Nintendo 64DD U.S. prototype is real: nintendoeverything.com/nintendo-64dd-u-s-prototype-is-real-shown-running/
「!」Nintendo announces NES Classic Edition: nintendoeverything.com/nintendo-announces-nintendo-entertainment-system-nes-classic-edition-out-in-november/
「!」Darkrai revealed for Pokken Tournament arcade version: nintendoeverything.com/darkrai-revealed-for-pokken-tournament/
「!」New Pokémon Kiteruguma and Mimikkyu revealed for Sun/Moon: nintendoeverything.com/pokemon-sunmoon-kiteruguma-and-mimikkyu-revealed/
「!」Color Splash's story may make you cry: mynintendonews.com/2016/07/07/nintendo-says-that-paper-mario-color-splashs-story-may-make-you-cry/
「!」Protect Me Knight 2 "Gotta Protectors" releasing for the NA eShop on July 21st: youtube.com/watch?v=EWLMfltrG2A
「!」Miyamoto gives update on Pikmin 4 and shifting priorities: nintendoeverything.com/miyamoto-gives-update-on-pikmin-4-shifting-priorities/
「!」New aids Pokémon Salandit revealed for Sun/Moon: youtube.com/watch?v=LJ2sin-c3Kk
「!」DLC characters for Hyrule Warriors leaked: nintendoeverything.com/hyrule-warriors-legends-upcoming-dlc-characters-seemingly-outed/
「!」Federation Force amiibo support detailed: ign.com/articles/2016/06/21/metroid-prime-federation-force-amiibo-support-detailed
「!」Rhythm Heaven Megamix is AVAILABLE NOW: youtube.com/watch?v=B-4YoppQ6NM

>Upcoming Releases
3DS - pastebin.com/e2QnZ5Jd
Wii U - pastebin.com/KrHcudEP

>New 3DS XL vs 3DS XL Comparison
nintendo.com/3ds/features/compare#/compare-3ds

>amiibo Compatibility Chart
amiibochart64.files.wordpress.com/2016/05/amiibo-igcc-9.jpg

>Discord chat
discord.me/nintyg

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youtube.com/watch?v=0uhqteKlYUo
twitter.com/AnonBabble

First for Pokemon GO!

Second for
FUCK THE FOURTH GATE
FUCK IT
FUCK YOU SAKAMOTO

>Utilt lvl 8 Dark Pit with Greninja
>he fastfalls with a bair that doesn't hit
>do it again
>he fastfalls with bair again
>repeat it 5 times
>the same 5 times
Good game Samurai

I farted and DK came out

I couldn't help myself. I love Shovel Knight and I have a problem.
And that problem is that nobody stocks Roy.

>hit this special pattern when you hear I SUPPOSE
>singer says WONDERFUL
>you have to guess you have to do that pattern too

...

Don't worry you're early, it has never been funny.

>tfw dad owns a small Chinese takeaway that he has owned since he first moved to the USA
>it did really well at first
>then my parents divorced
>he lost all ability to cook
>restaurant turned to fucking shit in the last 2 years
>nobody visits, he is practically living from the savings of 20 years
>by miracles, his shop became a Pokestop
>tfw he got really excited when he found out
>started sticking pictures of Pokemon (which he had never heard of before) all over his shop
>reprinted and renamed his entire menu
>'Charizard Chicken, Pikachow Mein, Professor Oaks Birthing Eggs Fried Rice'
>some of the names make no sense so you can't even tell what you are ordering, for example Hot and Sour soup has been renamed Charmander and Snorlax Broth because he saw pokemon, and charmander was hot and Snorlax sounds like sour lax, and Crispy Duck has been renamed Untasty Psyduck because it had the word duck but he didn't think psyduck looks crispy
>tfw people started visiting and it looked promising
>nobody buys his food
>they come in, get their pokemon and then fuck off
>tfw he started getting desperate and making fortune cookies with lyrics from the pokemon theme on them
>tfw he is probably going to be homeless soon