/owg/ - Overwatch General

I want to anal the Ana.

So how is tumblr dealing with the fact that Mercy is getting plowed regularly by Tobelrones proportionately massive swede cock

If I take Reaper's mask off, will he die?

>the most offensive oriented support
>lets reduce his offensive capability

how much does the lost 10 dps hamper him?

But user youre forgetting that he has a healing ability, which means with his buff he will now be a viable support! Forget mercy and lucio, zenyatta is our healer now!

Is a bitch that I cannot believe is actually going to be viable in the distant future

Well, she certainly knows how to reanimate my dick.

Mom would be extremely freaked

Even if it was confirmed for canon they wouldn't care.

the hell are you talking about?
Some of your own shipping shit?

Peace be upon you

Reposting for info.

As a support player, mostly Lucio and sometimes Mercy, I'm constantly feeling fucked by the comp ranking system.
Winning a game gets me a third to a half of a bar, while a loss always counts a full bar, so despite a 2.5:1 WL ratio I'm still consistently deranking, down to 40 from my start of 50.

What do I do?

Overwatch needs more Zarya porn, hottest girl but barely any porn

Defense Matrix has gone from nothing to everything.

>Tobelrones proportionately massive swede cock
Two words there conflict eachother

>the hell are you talking about?
It's Torbjorn's new ultimate in the update.

No one on /owg/ mains support. Support is only for homosexuals, woman, waifufags, and cucks. We here in /owg/ are not tolerant of ANY of those. Only fit, big-dicked, tall ALPHA males are allowed to post here.

WHY DOES THE EMOTE ANIMATION CANCEL OUT AT THE END OF A ROUND

FUCK

Oh yeah?

Add this one to the collection.

Probably should've said I just wanted a ladder instead. If you do see any games around 50 plus minus 5 ranks everyones "average" sure, but there are some really shit players there that are far worse than others. You still see so many level 25-30s who have no idea what some heroes do yet because the placements do a really poor job.

At least if they did use a ladder I could feel confident knowing these people are at least somewhat close to my skill level (good or bad). Not a random picking from 60% or something of the playerbase who vary in skill massively.

>lunch with coworkers
>my 50 year old boss mentions he played overwatch
>he said his favorite guy is the one that can turn into a tire
kek

comic got a chuckle out of me

just bite the pillow heals main here

it sucks, but supp mains really do get fucked by the system. I think it was cloud9 that went through the 10 qual matches and their healer came out 10 ranks below everyone else and stayed there

>Defense Matrix has gone from nothing to everything.
RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I would [/spoiler]cheeki her breeki[/spoiler]

Nah, Torb is the gay character, Mercy is his faghag.

HOWEVER, her ass is pointed RIGHT AT McCree. She is bent over in front of him in this pic. He can smell her pink asshole.

Armor>tickle cannon

I was expecting Winston to go apeshit

>Some people don't immediately run for cover when hearing Nerf This and instead look for it first

>imagine her bear hugging you after she gets home from blasting robots
>you stayed at home cooking nice meal for her
>watch Predator and sit by the fire on a cold winters night
>she squeezes the life out of you as you bang her
Hnnng

ctrl+S friend

should be squashed

Question, does only Bloodhardt skin give you the axe?

McCree literally had sex with everyone in that picture at one point or another

It's so much better after you get at least mid 50s. The difference between good and bad support is pretty low when your teams don't know how to use advantages.

>tf2 fags trying to bash the newer, improved game again

Time to raise my APM!

I hate this slut so much, now everyone thinks she's so high and mighty now I can't stand it

>All I want to do is play the PTR comp because fuck double winston and double zarya
>People leave ALL THE FUCKING TIME and I get booted back to the main screen, or they leave midmatch and it's fucking ruined
>by the time I finally get on a team they're fucking retarded and do stupid shit like set up far as fuck away from the point on Numbani, even when I ask them to pull back to the point

PLEASE GOD

I JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN

I'VE BARELY EVEN GOTTEN TO PLAY ANA

I want my face to run for cover in that ass.

>the widowmaker that didn't do a fucking thing starts spamming "Thanks!" when we lose
Yeah thanks for the assist cunt

>get called a cuck in ranked
>get potg as lucio
>mfw

i aint no noob son

Man, you need to chill out. Maintaining a high blood pressure is bad for your health.

I need piece of dark chocolate...

I wasn't paying attention, ment for

>ganymede uses his ult

Because whenever I miss a shot or an ultimate I can't help but think how that could have changed the entire outcome of the game. Not worrying about something like that really lets me have fun.

When it comes to healing people there's no stress of being unable to take out the target and then see that target take out another one of your team members.

I know Ana's pain.

>getting potg as lucio
>dedicating it to "the hanzo main that wouldnt switch and contribute to the team"
>watching as 10 people ridicule him
>mfw

>Name
Errant
>Looks
Omnic wearing only tattered pants and a friendship bracelet, with a wide smile crudely drawn on its face and two googly eyes glued above that
>Class
Offense
>Weapon Primary
Hatchet: Just a regular hatchet. Swings for 80 damage.
>Weapon Alt (If any)
Hatchet Throw: Throws the hatchet. Needs to be recovered to be used again, otherwise he just punches
>Skill one

>Skill two

>Skill three
Runs ridiculously fast in a straight line forward, briefly invincible, with bizarre jerky movements like youtu.be/iRZ2Sh5-XuM
>Ultimate
Broken Core: Slams hatchet into chest, opening up power source and firing a powerful beam forward. Immobile, but can rotate.

Always start spamming acknowledged when they do that. Even better is if they end up on the enemy team and you keep killing them and spamming voice lines.

>player on your team blames you for his failure
>purposefully play like a retard for the rest of the match

Anybody else?

fuck off fan fiction faggot

I like Blackhardt because his skin gives me memories of playing a buff warrior wearing dark [late armor in Fable

Minus the flaming shit on his stomach

so, does changing the in-game spoken languages affect where and who youre queued up with?

im in asia going to the "americas" server and i recently changed my spoken language to glorious anime nippon runes and i am now getting queued up back to back with japanese players that literally cant comprehend the idea of an "objective"

Feels so good to wipe the enemy team with an ult though. And it feels like you're doing so much more as a tank/def/off than support. Thank you for your service though.

What are the best webm settings for potgs?

Need more ana

>mfw play as Mercy and try healing team
>mfw team is utter and total shit and we don't even have a tank on atk
>mfw I fuck it and just go around killing niggas with her gun

Shit's fun, especially when I get 'we need healing' messages.

There are times I ironically pick Hanzo or Genji and spam I need healing the whole match, even before it starts and were sitting in the spawn room. People quit like crazy when you do this.

im the fireman bitch

EnvyUs.Taimou's tournament-quality aimbot!

OBSERVER GLITCH REEEEEE

DELETE THIS!!!!!

>tfw the jello is jiggling

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I want to smell the blueberry.

Cloud9.Surefour's tournament-quality aimbot!

Reminder that PTR Zenyatta is straight up nerfed against McCree compared to the underperforming live version.

>mfw the game's in the refrigerator.

>Am I really that fat?

>Tesla cannon
>A whopping 30 damage per second against dva

W O W
O
W

Ahhhh the cycle continues, first was waifu and ship posting, now back to arguing over cheaters at a level none of us will ever compete at.

I didn't realize it was the time of day where the general was devoted to bitching about our teams and e-""""""""sports""""""""

i kinda like this one... It would be cool to have him as "jack the ripper" omnic, one that uses pieces of other omics to build his hatchet, etc.

Some brainstorming

>skill 1 (passive)
Hitting an enemy with his hatchet/melee knocks off pieces of scrap, which he picks up. Each pickup converts to 25 armor 300 health cap and adds to a scrap reserve. Can only knock off scrap once per second per enemy

>skill 2
Hamstrings target, slowing them. If he has 50 scrap in his reserve then he roots them in place and the slow affects all enemies within a radius. Collecting scrap reduces this cooldown by .5 seconds for ever scrap pickup

He would be able to dash around for a second, root someone in place, and then open up with his meme beam while they are rooted

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>mfw the butters getting hard

>tfw you realize that D.Va can now take the whole hog

>tfw lose huevos estan enfriando

I love cute reaper :3

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I like it. I was going for the serial killer thing and this is great. Stealing that.

I would like to share some tips to wreck matches as Roadhog for the aspiring Roadhog players out there, feel free to correct any mistakes or add your own!

>your hook is king, first 10 hours of playing him will be filled by mostly learning to hook. get good with it
>learn the range of your RMB, it's very deceptive but amazing at poking
>hold your left click as your hook hits and pulls someone, there won't be any lag between landing and shooting and there's no hero in the game that can react fast enough to it.
>bread and butter combo is hook,LMB,melee attack. learn to time between LMB and your melee
>if executed properly. BnB combo should instantly kill anything with or under 200HP, even with mercy heal or zennyata's orb.
>always have at least one other teammate to ravage your victim in case you failed to kill
>if you're being flanked by a reaper, don't panic. hook + shot followed by pressing E should make him panic unless he's not a pussy and aims for headshot all day
>you have one of the least useful ult in the game, use it to finish off low health enemies in a tight spot, not to duel other hero 1v1, also you're horribly exposed to shots
>stick together with your teammates, a lone Roadhog is a dead Roadhog
>always put priority for hooking if the enemies are grouped, it goes from support>squishies>tanks
>you can hook turret bastion! but your combo won't be enough to finish him off
>always, aways try to have fun even if your teammates play worse than you

What was stopping her from taking it before?

You know how much I hate that I literally read that in her voice all the time, it's literally embedded in my fucking head

Life is going to be hard for Junkrat players. Spamming Reinhardt's shield will still destroy it but shooting D.Va does nothing.

I want to love the blueberry.

I want to fart on her face