Missed connections edition
>About the game
pokemon.com
>official FAQ
support.pokemon.niantic.com
>What is it?
Pokemon Go can be described simply as the Geocaching of Pokemon. Grab your smartphone, get some exercise, catch some mons, battle some people - the usual Pokemon gig.
>Some questions answered
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>Information on spoofing for you cavedwellers
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Graveler, Haunter, Machoke, Kadabra all had to be traded in game to evolve.
>fat sweaty spoofers sitting around at home, eating ground dog food
>they decide to put lures to farm up some spot
>normies from all over the town show up in that spot
>the normies have fun, meet friends, get to know new people, get pokemans
>all because of the lure the sweaty fat man put
thank you spoofers
>mfw a magikarp runs away from me
>be spoofer
>place lure at a remote pokestop
>hire goons to jump whoever shows up
>crime cannot be traced back to me
Stay vulnerable, walkfags
eeveelution genocide when
NEED MORE LURES AT DRATINI LAKE IM ALL OUT
>Charmander and Clefairy
>Three pawprints
Well I live in literally the middle of no where and I drove 10+ miles in two directions and theres no pokestops and no pokemon anywhere. How do I spoof bros? I got an iPhone and a pc.
where is it?
Is it possible to get lures from Pokestops? Maybe if you're high enough level?
No, you have to buy them or receive them from a level up.
Aw man he sucks
>crime cannot be traced back to me
>hired goons
????
how is this different than just hiring goons to attack someone that isnt playing a pokemon game>?
>see lure in nearby park
>park has lots of waterfalls and pond with ducks and fountains
>group of 16 y/o qts ask if i'm here for the lure
>say yea, ask if they put it up
>they say no, it just came out of no where and no one else in the park said it's there's either
>girls invite me to sit with them
>we all catch a garadose and tell stories
>get blonde 8.745/10 qts number
thanks spoofers
THE GAME WONT STOP GIVING ME SCYTHERS
So uhh is NOX russian hackers?
you are the chosen one
What's a good spot in NYC for powerleveling? Central Park has a lot of variety, but no Pidgey/Caterpie/Weedle concentration.
Where you at senpai
its chink runes or something
yeshen.com
thats where it redirects you if you delete en. from en.bignox.com
what the fuck
like you know
>haunter
>gravler
>Kadabra
>Machoke
item trade pokemon like:
>Slowpoke
>Poliwhirl
>Onix
>Scyther etc etc
polygon.com
wow, who would've thought that when you choose to live in the middle of nowhere instead of a real city, there's nothing around you!
if im going for poliwrath do i commit to the 500 poliwhirl or evolve the highest poliwag?
pic related
Ok well at least china prosecutes foreign fraud they'll just sell my data
Too bad Pokemon is a game based on summers catching and collecting bugs. If anything more Pokemon should be in the wild than the city.
Did they patch blue stacks?
My games crashes when I catch a Mon now
I'm pretty sure the poliwag would become higher than the poliwhirl, but I've never tried it. What are the cp bars on the poliwhirl?
yaknow what would be really funny?
if they took the ingress data and inversed it. put all the pokemon in the areas that no one goes.
They should do that actually.
>thinking we're such big cucks that we're using lures
have fun hanging out with middle schoolers and 40-year-old manchildren while i watch projector screen movies with my bitch
>no pokemon go android wear app
missed opportunity right there
Visited a city yesteday and I have to say that the game is fucking unfair
I didn't know we ruralfags have it this bad
There are only 2 stops in my town in 20km radius
Got some eggs yesterday but I completely lost any motivation to play
So when do we start getting corporate sponsorship? Why isn't every McDonalds a pokestop? I already have to go to Gamestop to get Legendaries.
This is a UU gym, no Snorlax or Vaporeon allowed
We made it senpai
What's wrong with driving to the city for the day, parking, and walking around all day?
I usually drive 35 minutes to Raleigh then just walk around all day with the same group of people the last 2 days.
Other than that I just go drive slowly down rural roads on my ATV.
remove account
and put it back in every 1hr or so
Post results
When ppg is open, go to settings and remove the google account.
how the fuck do you have that much stardust, do you farm all day outside?
That is the most beautiful Pokemon. Too bad about that Dragonite.
holy fug thats some high cp
that is how easy city faggs have it
It's shit senpai, wish it got wing attack at least
I've just been hoarding my stardust since I play, top that with the occasional gym's near my house for stardust rewards.
regal beauty turns into a balloon animal, embarassing really
Because it takes 1 hour to get to the city
Another 1 to get home
Gas isn't that cheap here either
Don't really feel like driving for 2 hours so I can catch some pokémon, extremely time-consuming
shit moves. in the bin
JUST
CP on dratini?
frame data on attacks?
>Exit out of Nox because game froze
>Start up again, spawn a couple miles away from previous location
How long until I'm softbanned?
can some1 explain why that is shit
lmao, I forgot to put my location in and didnt close the app and ended up warping from the default sydney to my real location. I think its half an hour to an hour.
this: I literally just walked through Central Park today and came out with 20k stardust and gained 8 levels
the normal attack is alright, not good, but ok... and the special is garbage.
Level 15. Should I evolve this nigger or wait to see if a higher level one shows up. I live in bumfuck nowhere.
link related shows best moves.
How do you get it to work in the first place? The virtual location thing doesn't work for me
why because it's a normal type attack?
For the hundredth time, wait until you're level 20+.
they have to fucking fix it
its extremely unbalanced
why didn't they just make it so that more pokemons spawn in rural areas (make an algorythm based on the amount of gyms nearby) while they are more stops in cities? would make a lot more sense
in the original games you don't go cities to hunt pokemon, you go to the fucking wild
its decent. highest attack of dragonites is dragon pulse which does 30 more damage. Its a good second dragonite for attacking a gym but not the best. second best is dragon claw which does 80 damage
typing doesn't matter in this game. Throw typing out the window. The be all and end all is CP. think of it as the go-to number on how strong your pokemon is. Higher, better.
An ok normal attack is 10+ while an ok special is at least 100.
A strong pokemon will be 1000 CP if you're rural-ish and 1400+ if you're in a major city.
You have to click OK.
I thought I was going to have to use some plugins, but that wasn't the case.
Just changed the geocode from Sydney to my city, exited out when I thought the game wasn't working, and when I logged back in everything was working and I was in my city.
>went to sleep expecting the bug that makes every pokemon have 3 steps to be fixed
>wake up
>it's STILL there
Oh sweet thanks.
>A strong pokemon will be 1000 CP if you're rural-ish
Im dicklick nowhere, but in town theres a few stops and like 2 gyms, im on top of two gyms with a 619 and a 607
>generating pokemon that no one would catch
why on earth would they do that
how does the damage scaling work? my Golduck's ice beam does 50, and on that website it says it does 100.
can you get incense from pokestops?
You have 2 bars, each is 50 damage.
Is there currently a level cap for the game?
Who here /tiredasfuck/ ?
A gym battle is popping off two blocks away and I cant get off the couch.
No, you can't receive any special items. Just go check out serebii.
so more damage = the best?
Yeah, your patiance.
25 isn't cap
>tfw live in small town in a country not offically released for yet
>have shitty fucking pokemon while all the posters in this thread have multiple high cp cool ass pokemon
feels fucking terrible, bro
spoof
Level up, and the good ones will show up.
I have my shit on auto pilot while I work on apps and music. Maybe watch movies.
This is why I need a umpc or already Android multitasking or Android windows dual boot.
because this game was created to be monetized by companies that pay to get their stores turned into stops. they dont give a fuck about the legacy of pokemon
look at what they did to the starters. you pick a starter and then its immediately useless. the fuck>?
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all I get is FUCKING DROWZEES WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyy
also im level 9
and I dont wanna spoof and get banned
Union square
I'm wondering why the fuck would Niantic make the game impossible to install from the play store for phones that have less than 2 GB of ram
It works perfectly with even fucking 1 gb
can someone post a webm or something showing proper dodge timing in gym battles, this shit feels random
My inventory feels lame for a level 21
What do you think?
Nox is better than bluestacks in every way except the fucking pokeball white spinning ball freeze thing
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Looks pretty good
My first 1k level pokeman
fucking send me some, scizor is the coolest 1st gen poke
is there any type of pokemon that is generally good against other types and good at defending/attacking gyms? some of my pokes die instantly but some do mega damage and I dunno which to use
>first 1k
>jolteon
i feel pity for you
So im just going to have to sit at lure till they fix this 3 foot bug?
fucking hell its been hours and ive missed a clefable and nidoking already
I'm not paying ten bucks (or whatever that thing costs) for a kiddy wristband.