/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

this game is fucking shit, holy hell
i took a break and come back and every class in the game's killing me by turn 8 unless i'm playing a faster deck. did they move all their talent to overwatch or what

Everyone has a tag, you goober. Just click on your name at the top corner of the client.

Username#XXXX

every shaman card is designed under the impression that shaman is insanely underpowered and needs a buff

No I meant I dont have the quest. I was wondering if I didnt get the quest because I had no friends on my list.

why aren't you gitting gud

you mean turning ladder from 99% netdecks to 100%?

no thanks. ill have the occasional fun at rank 20

Because it's 3/2

It didn't break the meta on release so it was considered underpowered by developers and playerbase. Don't you see? Weak decks can't have overpowered cards in them. That's impossible. for fuck sake just nerf it and Entomb already

>not playing reno dragon c'thun rogue at rank 5

>I dont have it
I know, I do. Want some free gold or not?

>grinding to rank 5 to suddenly switch to non meta
>call yourself non meta
>grinding to rank 5 with a shit deck

who has the time or the patience or the willpower to do such a pointless thing

at what rank or game mode do i play unique decks

Sure mate guyancognito#1383

out fucking skilled

thanks for the (you) :^)

just meme people in ranked, doesn't matter how high or low

Is Rend safe to dust? Outside of gimmicky tavern brawls and dragon decks, he doesn't seem too useful.

Why are like 2/3 of the hunters I'm playing russians?

new thread for dead game?

Is hearthstone a meme?

we need to save hearthstone or else zeriyah will have to go back to being a vegas escort

>play a poorly built shit deck
>lose to decks that are designed to actually win
>proceed to complain about muh detnecks on a taiwanese picture forum

>go back to being a vegas escort
Not in her condition and age

...

she can go on the discount rack

i know youre memeing but is there no desire for fun in the entire hearthstone audience?

>Acolye can draw 4 cards if you brann a damaging battlcry
Is this intentional or a thing that happens because of coding

We have in different ways. You play goofy decks and have fun with it. Isn't it great?

It's intentional only because of the weird ordering Hearthstone does.

From memory it goes in this order for actions to occur:

>Play
>Summon
>Battlecry
>Death
>Deathrattle
>On Play triggers
>On Summon Triggers
>On Death Triggers
>On Deathrattle Triggers

So if you have Brann and an Acolyte with 1 HP, play an Elven Archer, the Archer will be Played, then Summoned, Battlecry activates, Acolyte goes to 0hp (draws a card), Battlecry happens again because of Brann, Acolyte goes to -1 HP (draws another card because its not dead yet), then it finally dies.

So, is anyone using Morgl? Did you guys like him?

I liked his concept (badass shaman murloc), but think it was poorly executed. Mainly because since he's an original character, they could've given him more personality by making him actually talk shit (like Sir Finley) instead of usual murloc gibberish. Such laziness on Blizzard's part.

how do you have fun playing a literal bot with the same 5 decks throughout an e n t i r e expansion block

>lose so much playing mage for a quest im back down to rank 20 and playing opponents with basic decks

I like him because of the cute bowl on the top of his staff

He's shit because every try hard face shaman on ladder is using him just like liadrin and secret pally, he's also shit because shaman currently has 1 murloc related card, I'm happy to get a tribe Hero and I'm still mad that they split them between classes

The order of actions is really fucked up. Your order is mostly right but Blizzard seems to have programmed a case for very card on its own because there are some really weird interactions, like disguised toast showed in some of his videos.

I've seen aggro mage at rank 19 at the start of the season. Shit was weird.

All I see at low ranks is Fedora warriors and N'zoth priests... not very enjoyable to play against with shit decks

The murloc speak is the best part. I wish they pushed it further and didnt bother with the translations.

You are playing Priest and this guy is played
What do you do?

i go for the face

Don't mind me, most patrician deck passing through

Play blood knight and kill chosen with a weapon. Summon argent commander with coin next turn to fuck priest.

kill it with my 347

>we have a lot of cool shaman characters in the Warcraft universe but
>BUT
>let's make the new hero
>wait for it
>a MURLOC, HAHAHAHAHA WOULDN'T THAT BE FUNNY XD
>MRRGL MRRGRGL HAHA

PSSHHH

removing silences from the game was a mistake

just play tinkmaster it hits most targets with the same effect

>going face or having a weapon as priest

>Playing Tinkmaster "You'll cowards don't even smoke crack" Overspark in constructed

Pretty sure they're planning to release a ton of alternative heroes, don't worry, there are no slots being wasted or anything like that.

They are still there.

they got nerfed out of the game

>not using Overspark in your hunter deck to get a free beast
>not finishing your opponent with a squirrel

What are you doing?

Spellbreaker is the same as before

...Currently? Fondling my balls and playing Arena.

Was everything they nerfed to allow shaman to dominate
>No keeper for tuskarr
>No bgh for 477

unplayed?

>tfw these days value minion needs to win game instantly at 6 mana onwards or it is a shit card
what the fuck will hearthstone look like in 2017

Silence heavy decks used 1 owl and 1 spellbreaker sometimes.

50% less shaman, my guess

That's why they introduced standard so they can just rotate out unbalanced shit instead of thinking about what they are actually doing and trying to achieve with hearthstone.

Current day YGO

Is she a card yet

hots hero is all you gonna get

Well that's something

I'm in arena
Shaman or Paladin

Paladin, can't lose if you draft even one weapon.

He's still smelly shaman scum, I hate him as much as Thrall.

How long does it take to hit lvl 20 on wow? Now that I got Morgl I kinda also want Liadrin, but if it's more than ~2 hours I give up.

>Want to play tavern brawl for the quest
>Get TF2 instead

2nd recruit pack.

you know what to do.

LEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOY

Jesus christ. What's the least worst?

>arena is all skill.png

Gang up

Heartharena scores:
1
10
13
Just fucking kill me.

>when your opponent doesn't give you chance to meme on him

has there really been three updates to download over the past three days or is something somehow wrong

>27 posters in this thread

haven't been here in a while, shit man

Yeah, they added the murloc hero + bug fixes which broke stuff again so they had to make two more bug fixes.

we had one big update, then a few hours later they did another one to fix bugs, then they did another one the day later to fix more bugs

ben brode hard at work

I guess I'll keep him

Didn't know it worked like this

>Played Mysterious Schwarzeneger as a 6-drop instead of using Argent Lance to remove his one minion which gives my opponent a chance to spam the board and take it over
>Lose the game because i stopped playing around MCT

maybe if there where two variants of hello you could use the least sarcastic one to not come across as an asshole

it doesn't.
I'm assuming that's a tavern brawl game because it's the literally the only situation in which that would happen.

That would require Blizzard to acknowledge that their current "Hello" variants are usable for BM. Which they never will.
And to be honest i don't even think they play the games they make.

Doesn't Druid of the Claw transform during the battlecry as well?

>This fucking hand
Thanks Xaril, you're a real bro

Huckster though, the real mvp.

>yogg hunter against that weird super taunt heal shaman with earth eles and that resummon card
>super behind
>play yogg
>clears opponents board, pyroblasts him, sets up leathal with just weapon + hero power and yog survives as a 9/6
LUL

>Ragnaros goes face on my promo to rank 4 ignoring 2 minions, giving me lethal and denying my opponent imminent lethal

Based Rag