League of Legends general - /lolg/

Nunu rework when?

>MY RANK UR RANK HURR
>le ebin vlad ship
>senator armstrong

why do i even bother with these threads anymore

>5v5 Teams
>2014
pls

>not being arcsecond
The rest aren't even fit to be his toilet.

>use past tense in a post
>people point out you're discussing the past as if you made a mistake

also ranked teams still exist

Can you post the full comic to that?

I want to cover Lissandra's posterior with instantly freezing semen just to piss her off

silver players are legitimately unable to comprehend diamond and higher players exist

for them they are mythological beasts and everybody who claims they are is lying

best girl

Yeah, it has nothing to do with silver players pretending to be higher elo online just to troll, I'm sure. :^)

>Or should I say, Plat?

Boar whore mains where?

yes you're the best girl

by your metrics it's better to be silver than plat since apparently plat players lose all the time in silver, that's why they're plat

There just aren't that many decent kinky arts of them senpai
Sorry
Will correct that as soon as fevermeme opens commissions
Or if you know any similar artists let me know?

>take a break from last season after playing placements with one of my bronze friends
>end up in silver s5 and dont play afterwards
>play this season
>climb back to plat
>it seems everyone somehow got worse and angrier
>slowly climb to diamond 4
>stuck here for the last 3 weeks
>start to wonder if maybe i peaked
Is it just me or does support just not seem as impactful as it used to be?

Best girl.
Best smile.
Best wife.

>I don't like your build.
>Okay.
>Do something else.
>lol No.
>But m-muh elo!
>So? Don't care.
>WAAAA MOOOOOM SOMEONE'S DOING SOMETHING I DON'T WANT THEM TO DO!
That's nice dear.

>stomp a game
>only get 22 lp because the enemy team was low-mmr shitters

As you post in basically every thread i'm awake for, I changed it to porcelain rod because it makes it actually hard (huehue) to complete a line.
Also what are you doing in London fampai?
I could give you some advice as a local if your intrested

to play bingo?

>Velkozfag yesterday having a breakdown over the fact there was ONE plat player on the enemy team and he shit all over him and his team
>today trying to play the silvers > plats spiel again

>when some sort of freelo gets nerfed hard and you're getting people divisions above you in your ranked games who's MMR is suddenly plummeting

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

Are plats giving out free (You)s today, again?

this patch is the absolute worst
top better be ranged or darius/yasuo
mid is swain/vlad/azir
bot lane is ashe or lucian with a bitch ass ranged floaty AP support
jungle is the only thing with variance

who would've expected a shitty nonsensical ship would have almost no art

you need to be niels tier manipulative to get your awful ships to relevance. no matter how much you try this will never be the new zac riven, sorry to tell you

At a friend's while ex-gf's parents are over. Will promptly move to spurdoland after.

I hate this elo dick measuring. As we saw in the Vlad rework, dia and above can have horrible analytics.

Are they plats? :^)

>See Shyvanna buffs
>Happy
>Fuck it lets revert them all and give her a baby buff
Why do this

Shyv is cancer, it's better off this way. Rework her, her design is too cool to be so insanely boring to play.

...

I just want to play dragon waifu without letting my team down

Why are these threads so fucking dead.

17 IPs, are you kidding?

itd be nice if dragon form gave her powerful abilities like a fireball/breath with actual damage or some shit instead of negligible aoe

in?

One day, user. One day.

then ask riot for a rework

i dont see how anyone could play shyvana. her entire kit is basically press W and run at people

what her ult should be
>HOLY SHIT I AM A DRAGON I AM SHITTING ON EVERYBODY JESUS CHRIST I CAN'T STOP BREATHING FIRE AND TERRORIZING PEOPLE
what her ult is
>oh look a gapcloser
>woo i have 15 more armor and mr how exciting

>Going fast and punching people to death is boring

What if her Dragon form had a cleave on all autos instead of just Q?

what if her ult was unstoppable

What if her dragon form gave her the range Jhin has?

im feeling a gnar mechanic coming in

Deja vu! I've just swam in this place before

It's got plenty of art, just not very much good art. The fanfiction is pretty nice tho.

>back when /lolg/was good

everything has plenty of art when you consider all the shitty art

the only thing that matters is decent art, and vayne x vlad has none and the few it has was commissioned by you

so nah
it's dead in the water

What if her ult let her fly and she could just path over walls?

Lulu is MINE. Face me in duel!

I've only commissioned one wtf

>Making changes to Nidalee when shes still gonna be dumpster tier
>Gp untouched
Alright lol babs

After playing Splatoon I feel like League would benefit immensely from a lore event where two factions go to war, the playerbase chooses sides, and the winning side gets like bonus skins and shit. The winning faction could even get a new item like the old Ionia versus Noxus match.

Build triforce/frozen mallet shyv. It's fully functional, though no hec of course. 4k hp killing machine can't be all bad though

Gave it a shot

and that's like 33% of the art it has

im just saying
you're trying real hard to force it like zac and riven was forced but you won't do anything forcing it here, go to tumblr and start scamming artists if you want it to take off

What if her ult was like sions?

>League of CC.

I love Lissandra! she's a soft and pure qt who lactates ice cream!
>FUCK LISSANDRA
But user we've been making passionate love all night

If only...

I would die a happy man.

Except went over walls.

Why can't I stop browsing this shitty site? I could probably be a piano virtuoso by now if I spent all the hours I spend in Veeky Forums practicing interesting skills like music or drawing.

And what do I have to tell for all these hours? What interesting or cool experienced have I had? That's right, absolutely none. I'm not a better person at all, I'm not a more interesting person, I haven't developed any skills at all. It's basically a slow suicide, slowly wasting my hours in this earth for no real reason.

That is NOT sejuani man, but i respect your pick

>25 minute queue for a 20 minute game
why even bother

...

>12 inches
>the Starchild

every time

Meh
There's already enough people on tumblr shipping it and I cba making a tumblr.
Plus I don't really want to force it, it's just that shitposting is hella fun

Should I make a tumblr and rp as Vlad???

If Vlad got a heartseeker skin it would seal the deal.

That's why you don't go in til the first round is blown on other assholes. She can kill a cc mage before they have it up again unless they have a janna or somebody lame like that just waiting.

I miss cinderhulk days.

Any good machine-themed skins?

>Rammus isn't best friends with Blitzcrank in the lore anymore
>Rammus' entire lore is that he lives in the desert and eats bugs

I see him more as an arclight type of guy
Male heartseeker skins don't sell that well

ALPHA SKARNER

>Tfw rammus is actually the god of the desert

The old lore still exists, in an alt universe.

The summoners removal retcon just moved us to another universe.

The entire Battlecast line and Mecha Zero Sion

>multiverse theory headcanon

What's the lore on the Battlecasts, anyhow? Why are most of them Void champs?

>mechazero Sion
>good

Despite turning into a train, MZ Sion is shit because you lose out on COOWAAAARRDS

>tfw plat player stuck in elo hell gold 4

help my teams are so bad

God that image is depressing. And her cosplay is pretty good
Viktor taking over the world, pretty sure the mecha and plusefire lines are made to fight them.

Vel'koz's body is a construct in the first place, guess Viktor just made him a new one?

>2016
>still no office lady skins

what is riot doing

Karu, if you truly are plat, you should shotcall the randoms you get to victory.

Or spam Sona, whichever is easier.

lol

Vayne would hunt and murder the shit out of that edgy faggot

stop soling Vayne with your disgusting rape fetishes

>Viagra almost has as many kills as YOUR ENTIRE TEAM.
Damn son. Damn.

My question is... how did this game even go on for 45 minutes? Surely you guys had respawn times THAT long? :^)

He's called THE VEIGOD. He was not bluffing.

I think FINESSE IS FOR THE WEAK and his dance make up for it. Your gripe is valid though.

>Noxus high command was unwittingly built on the Immortal Bastion
>The Immortal Bastion was Mordekaiser's ancient fortress and crypt
>Mordekaiser is allied with the shadow isles, but currently stalks the slums of Noxus
>"Mordekaiser is not to be trusted Hecarim"

So when do we get Noxus vs Shadow Isles?

*Riven felt her sins cr𝔞wling on her b𝔞ck

xth for excuses

I kind of want to know how many stacks he had now.

>spoiled rich sjw prude
>deserving anything but to writhe and scream in anger while tied in a sexy karada and orgasming on the chiseled porcelain rod