Senran Kagura General /skg/ #824

flat chests are literally only good for bullying!

no, snek

Are we talking about sneks?

BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

And you're only good for dying, so please die!

That's ridiculous, but hey it's better than all those fucking flies I had to deal with.

I will never cease to plague you.

indeed

Mirai's whole reason for becoming a shinobi was to kill bullies, so you should leave her alone and bully Ryouna instead. She'll let you bully her as much as you want, and you also won't get killed by her.

ryouna is just easy mode though. that gets boring! its fun to break down the tough ones.

Why don't you try bullying Daidouji?

Better now?

Harutownpost.

Daidouji would certainly welcome any attempts to bully her.

my goal is to bully all senrans! equal opportunity bullying.

There's also the part where it suddenly became an uncharted adventure and we flew this helicopter by this giant dinosaur skeleton. It was still alive

Hey, that's metal as fuck. I'd gladly take that over not dreaming at all these past few days.

My dreams are very strange too, a lot of times I'm jumping from scene to scene. But I had a dream about breaking into a bank too, but instead of stealing stuff, I planted something in it and left.

>user breaks into the bank
>The workers are flipping the fuck out
>He leaves them a pine scented air fresher
>Tells them he'll be back to fix the leaky faucet in the bathroom.

Beep beep dick cumming through

I had a dream my cousin tickled me and then started tickling my dick.
Then I licked her pusspuss.

it was actually a bag of chips

Sexual dreams with family members are always weird

You are now known forever as the Chip Bag Bandit.

Please don't make me have to use that name lol

DLC character sale when?

I hope you use it if you start randomly leaving bags of chips at places.

There are many of things that I've dreamt of that I'd rather be known for, leaving chips in a bank isn't one of them.

Would you still love your senran even if she were a biomechanical robot?

I need to stop but I can't

Never.

I want to gently rub my face against Naraku's thighs.

>if

Unusual spot for a date.

Jokes on you, I have a robot girl fetish.

Do not fetishize the Senran

You guys are idiots.

Ryouna looks really happy and there's not a single downside to having an /m/ waifu

Ice cold.

>I bet dancing is the one thing Ryouna wouldn't accept any funny business in. If you stepped on her toes I bet she'd sit you down give you a stern talking to about how dance is the ultimate form of art and expression then make you learn every step and commit it to memory.
She probably does take her hobbies really seriously.

>It's hot as hell today
>Minori is running around indoors in her underpants and won't put any more clothes on because it's too hot

Today's nice

>Today's nice

The new berserk anime isn't being counted in each day's niceness tally.
Every day would be horrible just from it existing if it were counted.

>It's hot as hell today
>Murasaki won't stop playing overwatch on her toaster even though her computer is overheating and her room is a furnace

I bet if you cracked an egg on her chest it would fry.

I bet if you cracked an egg on her chest, she'd slurp it down raw like the swine she is

Do you think I can make toast if I put bread in her ass?

Stop projecting, faggot.

Can I just fuck Saki already

Hopefully she doesn't get the urge to fuck me in the ass with her huge dick

user, please put some clothes on your Minori
She can't be running around indecent like that

Josui is the love of my life!

>her huge dick

user...

Yes?

She won't let me

Besides, she said it's too hot, she wants to run around naked

Is that a cephalopod?

No.

Does Minori realize she's being lewd!?

She has no idea.

Thst's an abalone according to her.

yes but she doesn't care

she said, and I quote "if you get a big boner from watching me its your fault not Minori's!"

Then die if you're not going to say anything.

I mean, Murasaki doesn't have a huge dick, or a dick at all.

Yes she does, all you have to do is mention it and she goes pale.

All Senrans have huge dicks. Fact. Yes, even the male characters.

nigga she's always pale

Kiriya's gigantic fat futomaki! It'd make Asuka blush and faint!

Even Bebe-tan?

You will never grow old with _bebe_

Even Bebe-tan. A big blue cock. Fully functional.

Pale as in she'll be shocked, then she'll start stuttering like crazy.

Any source of that?

I want to crack an egg on Fuga's chest.

I want to cum on Fuga's chest.

Playable Bionicle Senrans when?

>You will never ever sniff Naraku's dirty socks.

skg pls stop wasting eggs

>You will never ever sniff Naraku's dirty socks.
Why the fuck do you have to remind me?

I think the bigger dilemma is having to live knowing that Naraku will never spit on me.

[X] Egg x10

I would take homura in and make her eat a whole bowl of eggs!

Stop reminding me of these horrible things!

I want to cook eggs for a hungry Mirai.

Does Hikage deep throat eggs like an actual snake?

She deep throats my dick!

Me too.

Small animals too.

Do you think she'd be okay with it? I don't want to upset her.

My extensive familiarity with bionicles has ruined this images for me because I don't see a complete form I just see the parts

Like I look at it and go "That's a noble Kiril and two Nuhvok-Kal hands"
"those are Toa Nuju's shins"
"those are Kurahk's feet"

Interesting thread so far

If you don't keep quiet about your dick, I'll pet you.

I'm sorry. I'll be good. I'm just so sleepy that I'm saying rude things without thinking about it.

nice ryouna bully
naraku bully dick
sniff ass minori

>chest dick
The people demand paizuri

>sniff a Minori
No!

>huge bank boner commit

Robbing a bank with my Senran sounds like a fun Saturday.