/csgog/ Counter Strike Global Offensive General

please don't do this user.

hi guys, how can i throw a connector smoke that lands on the 1st step like picrel?
i can't find one, all smokes i tried land somewhere in the middle and you can still see short throu the top
i would prefer throw or jump throw, but if it has to be running smoke so be it

>be bad
>lower sens
>switch from 4:3 to full native
>win

who /toggleononlypistolrounds/ here? 3-4 headshots are literally 5-6 rounds for my team.

A M I N E

dennis here wad up

who the fuck is kaboose

rec me a skine for £2.85 (got a couple of gamma drops)

I-I'll be here, j-just tell me if you ever want to t-talk.................

I used that tool that shows you if anyone you played with has been VAC banned and someone I played with yesterday got an overwatch ban . . . 40 days ago. how? are overwatch bans for griefing temporary or something?

im like EH

>are overwatch bans for griefing temporary

yes

lol @ coL

>tfw got a VAC ban from modern warfare 2
>everyone in csgo thinks im a cheater

Yeah, they're temporary, usually only a few months depending on how many guilty verdicts you get.
Though I remember temp bans disappearing from profiles after they expire, but they might have changed that.

Funny since you can even play mw2 with a vac ban

>so new he doesn't know about the fov fix vac ban epidemic

hey reddo

Failu 1# idiot weasel

Kenneth is literally our guy.

reddit's girls getting btfo'd

I was talking about how a couple years ago everyone was "unbanned", even cheaters.

wait who?

Secret are our girls.

what's up gotards

hows it feel being cucked out of an esport due to millenial numales complaining about gambling

reminder to bet on team kaliber. brehze is a confirmed hacker

:[]

>be Jason Lake
>spend thousands importing players from other countries
>lose
>be Ryu
>spend nothing creating your own team of randos
>win

our guy

question, whats the deal with teams dropping the bomb sometimes? does it popup on enemy radar or something?

So when you die it doesn't fly into an easy to watch/ hard to retrieve place and can't give as much away to someone who randomly sees you since they won't see bomb

if you're carrying the bomb and get spotted, the bomb shows up in their radar, yes

people drop the bomb when they want to push so the cts don't see where it is and so they don't drop it in some retarded place that cts can easily cover when they die

this is really basic shit, try playing the game yourself

>spend nothing

selfless are getting a team house

and they have no fucking sponsors

and they have the old team karma

they've got some rich cunt bankrolling them hard

former cod player wrecking csgotards

They're picking up cheap af players.
-Nifty (teamless)
-Connor (lol)
-Kaboose (lol)
The team house is the only real expense and even that is cheap af

they also have a rocket league team, an overwatch team, a ssbm player, and a killer instinct player

Man they must have huuuge salaries for those in-demand esporte, huh.

That's pretty crazy since playing cod is statistically proven to make you stupider

post your most expensive pixels

I'm not saying they're paying massive wages to the killer instinct dude and the female cs team

But they're at least giving the cs team and ryu wages, surely

And they have literally one sponsor who gives them t shirts

How do I bhop? I can now string series of strafes but my speed is only around 180~200.

Normally waking with knife is 250.

Use a macro ya fuckin boner

guys i betted on our guy ocean

>betting
>anime

absolutely fucking degenerate

how do i get fucking good at this game, everyone raping my shit in classics with their super snapshots at the head while i'm missing all my shots

...

Ryu and the CS team are on a living salary. I'm pretty sure the Overwatch and Rocket League teams are being paid fairly well too

lower sensitivity so that you die because you couldn't move your mouse fast enough not because you missed
watch this shit youtube.com/user/JoshNissanCS/playlists
don't use fucking aim maps to "train", just play the real thing and fucking concentrate

also use spinbot

youtu.be/SlCRfTmBSGs
It's literally in the OP post dude

lower your sens
aim for the head
learn to hold corners and what are good positions

what the fuck do you mean with aim maps, all i'm playing is dust2 and spamming m4a1

(((classics)))

kys

(((leafy)))

do not engage/rush/peak the enemy if you don't absolutely have to (as in - bomb is ticking)

communicate with your team, force them to make calls, so that you never have to look at the radar and therefore you can 100% concentrate at the angle you are holding, an angle that give you the advantage so that your fucking aim and reaction time doesn't matter that much
and stop force buying every round

switch to M4A4 then
no, switch to deagle and whenever you miss a headshot i want you to punch yourself in the balls

Rrrrrrr you fuck, get on your main if possible

Which position do you play as CT on dust2?

no gf
no bf
life sucks

Hey sailor

anyone want to queue up mm? Figured I'd try to play some games today not solo, current rank is N3 but was double Ak before I started playing drunk.

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198296878966/

>84 hrs on record
>loli
>only game is CS:GO

no ty

why would i link my main profile on here? I dont want yall fucks to have that info

u afraid I'm a cheater or some shit?

i could stream with better fps than the ibuypower dudes

and c9 are fucking trash it seems

>tfw

c9 has always been trash

ayylientech are our guys

who also won me bare skins tho

shit i could draw the frames by hand faster than some of these drops

region?

reminder that if you aren't playing 4:3 stretched with bilinear filtering and no AA you're a big stupid idiot

There is literally no reason to play with low texture filtering and for all intensive porpoises it is a handicap

I've missed online games getting ddoses

Can't wait for ESEA and faceit and whatever shit cevo will do

>IBP in charge of the products they're selling actually functioning

Really, Henry? Really? Respect lost.

Check your autism

looks pretty basic, but still would

i thought he was a homo

This game is officially dying RIP. Enjoy your 200k majors

NA central

oh no, the gamblers are leaving ;_;

>i know lets calmly run into the uzi dude one by one without firing back

But number of players is increasing

Will EU ever recover? They got overtaken by SA and now NA. It's embarrassing.

as soon as tournaments start taking cheating seriously never ever

Are you insinuating that EU doesn't cheat? lmao

They are the original cheaters. Maybe their micros are out of date.

i'm implying that americans can't play and rely entirely on cheating

Have you actually ever listened to him talk about his life? 100% despirate. Got turned down by a Lonely Hearts Club.

Viewer count for Tournaments and Majors are on the downslide heavily

this game is so fucking bad

>bought csgo this summer because I missed playing count her strikes
>had to wait a week to be fully able to play matchmaking (fucking cooldown)
>get placed in mg2
>rank up to mge
>spinbots, russians with trigger, clowns, no mic retards, etc

I really want to get Prime Matchmaking but this joke of company doesn't let me to. After a week of playing I'm only level 6, nice bs of leveling system. Might as well have to buy an account to enjoy this game since FACEIT is pretty much mm but without rage hackers.
AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!111

//vent

animefags getting BTFO'd by our guys

>people still subbing and donating to shitlords like joshog and moe

how stupid are csgo players?

when will our guys get invited to another international event ;_;