/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

Did omega ever do it
He's the one I would think to be the most vulnerable

>DeagleNation is back and griefing SS13

wew lad.

No, that nuisance is still kicking.

>tfw picked this game up a while back, but only played on Veeky Forumsstation
I never even knew this one existed ;-;

We have better waifus and stronger powergamers

Did they actually kill themselves? Or are you also memeing.

nobody has heard from termedclepe2 again
that already is a massive red flag coming from somebody like him
the fact that he didn't appeal anything tells you he has to have killed himself, people as fucked in the head as him can't let something go

secways mapped when?

If you pray for them, afmins generally are willing to comply, for a price.

thanks for dancing with me crab

would you a clown

I'd only a foxy voxy

When I figure out how to map

>ask the RD if I can surgically remove his butt
>he follows me into robotics and over to the surgery table
>i mistakenly assume this is consent and put him on the table
>he freaks out
>i tell him he can leave
>he beats me to death with a crowbar while screaming UNAUTHORIZED SURGERY over comms

wew lad

>fix someone after the meme doctors are CPRing them
>braindead
>fix another
>immediately commits suicide
>prevent it with the power of drugs
I HAD FUN EVEN IF I WASTED ALL MY TIME

>captains that leave 30 minutes into the shift to take cappy nappys

why

>Chaplain uses chamelian projector to appear as the singularity.
>Makes it all the way into virology.
>Can't even hit the virologist with his shitty little para pen
>He spends a quarter of the round pretending to be a security cyborg.

>chaplain is being sketchy
>*beep* 627 bravo *beep*
>"you effed up son"
>"what :^)"
It felt like it would have been meta to bowl him over and take his pda and bust his face :(

They should be orderable in cargo
So I can start a segway gang with the clown and mime
This is our turf detective
Yeah, scram!

>be md
>clown invites everybody over for a party
>go there, party for a bit
>eventually, the clown reveals his plot to steal all the pets
>we actually manage it
>sec is called when we try to take poly
>hide on the cargo shuttle to escape the cops, pets in tow
>some cargo tech tags along too
>pray to the god for an escape
>we get sent to centcomm
>try to escape for a while, eventually decide that we need to sacrifice one of us
>start fighting
>shuttle undocks
>no pressure, feel like I'm gonna die
>start singing david bowie when suddenly we arrive at the clown planet
>the gauntlet stands in front of us
>I get caught off guard and die to a flame jet
>cargo tech dies to the fire too
>clown stumbles through, barely alive, burned and suffocated, slipping in the maze of peels
>mfw he makes it to the end and climbs into the HONK mech
>mfw he gets warped back to centcomm to enjoy his victory
You did damn good clown.

his PDA would have been locked and you would be sent to the slammer

Tfw I set my pda signal to that just to fuck with people like you

>heheh i was only pretending to be retarded :^)

I told you mutiple times that I just wanted to log off

The reason he was CPRing me was because I only had oxygen damage, saved on using the shitty cryo

That wasn't my code.

I just made up another number, so it would make it look like retards are spazzing over muh red suite, and """obvious syndie"""" ring tone.

I have been caught with my pda unlocked though.

>doctors are CPR
aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY

i was wondering where you guys went

>implying i'm gonna listen to patients
FUCK YOU I'M THE DOCTOR I SAY WHAT WE DO
for real, I didn't see them because I was tunnel visioning

>danke for me
>states, "Thank you"

>Play sec
>Two guys have a major hard-on for the chaplain and claims that he is a tator
>One of them got sleepypenned apparently
>Take the chaplain in and find nothing
>Find nothing in his office
>I release him after some time
>The paramedic and the assistant stun him and starts beating him right outside the brig
>Tase and cuff both and give them time
>Later on I hear from the AI they are trying to murder him in crematorium
>Take the paramedic in and he keeps on saying that chaplain is a tator but still has no fucking evidence and on top of that he almost murdered him
>About to perma him but greytide virus hits
>So I set a security borg to watch the chaplain
>See an SPS go off in captains office
>Arrive at the teleporter and see some dude run into it
>Run after him
>End up in deep space
>Die
>Turns out the chaplain was a tator

I cannot perma/kill someone based on only word of mouth, that isn't how it works you god damn greytiders.
And you two were incriminating yourself at every turn with contraband weapons and attempted murder.

When I first saw him as singularity I thought it was just a prayer that got answered.

TELL ME SOMEONE RECORDED THIS

I'd changed the peels for regular over the tator cursed ones previously, as they tend to throw you in random directions.

Normal peels just make you slip onto the turn they're on, so they can't be stacked into a straight direction. I'm gonna have to PR this with some straight up ice tiles

>We dock at the clown vault
>take a look at the cluwnes before heading to the end of the room
>hear the clown but don't see anyone, he got flushed
>look around the rooms to see if the doctor was still here
>the honkmother slips me into the chute too
>I see the clown in a cage in the middle of a firestorm
>uncage him but we get honked by a goblin mob
>i go down and the clown burns to death
>honkmother revives the clown but he gets caged again
>I use my goblin wrangling skills to subdue the mob and free the clown
>run through the fire, hit crit while under the showers

at least the clown got the HONK

How do I fart

say "*fart

thanks

Bite with help intent to lick people when

wyci, yadda ya

ahelp it

We have the comfiest serbia, enjoy your stay user

What for?

probably slightly lewd stuff

So we can determine if somebody is lying

So I can taste when people are liars.

QUICK someone make this SS13 related

>observing chaplain playing video games
>cultist walks up to him and talks about the video game
>picture happens
>laugh

>cult
>isaac tells us all to lie low
>he turns up dead in medbay
>go to clone him
>LOOC: don't bother i give up
>didn't even share his word
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

thanks for giving me the starter words, narnar, sorry I failed

I apoligize for the entire mess. I thought i shared my word roundstart but it turns out i forgot.

it already is

Captain was condom

>Be mime
>not a cultist, Not even done anything yet
>Wander into maint tossing flares because I heard about a cult
>Captain rolls up out of the darkness into my flare, lasers me 6 times and then wirecuffs me and strips my pockets/backpack
>Drops me in medbay still in crit and runs off
>Doctors convert me
>He launches early
>Quality captaining
OOC: Mcrideinspace: give me more tears

>spend the entire round begging the captain to stop killing people
>get coverted
>end up lasering him to death on the shuttle

like pottery

c o n d o m

>mime
>get griefed non-stop by that guy
>ahelp it that I'm going to escalate
>admin-PM: "ur mime name is a bit dumdum ur valed"

can cultist mimes even say the magic words of Houdini?

Dear miners

please do not blow gibtonite next to the trade post

sincerely, traders

Before I bonked him on the head. I honestly thought it was malf AI.

Mime cultists have an advantage. Silent spell casting.

Mimes can do anything cultish and they're even better at it, because they don't scream the words

just blow gibtonite next to the mining dock then. the roid is the frontier where anything goes.

Dear traders

please do not play trader

sincerely, everyone

Vox are not for bully!

Go fuck yourself you useless birdshit

...

>Massive shitcurity as comdom during a cult round. Executed one with the chaplain just outside the brig in plain sight, lasered an innocent to crit for being in a vaguely suspicious location, blew the borgs for trying to stop him.

wow I wonder what would happen if he became captain the next round

Does the bar jukebox have a frequency I can tune to like the DJ station does?

You'll have to hook it up to a transmitter and set it to play on a certain frequency.

How does one do that?

0-3, Duration 2: 53% to get 4-B, 11% to get C, 36% chance for D+
0-3, Duration 20: 42% to get 4-B, 58% chance for D+

4-B, Duration 2: 59% chance to get 4-B, 10% to get C, 21% to get 0-3, 10% for D+
4-B, Duration 20: 29% chance to get 4-B, 18% chance to get C, 36% to get 0-3, 17% for D+

C, Duration 2: 41% chance to get 0-3, 59% chance to get 4-B
C, Duration 20: 55% chance to get 0-3, 45% chance to get 4-B

Intensity: Never touch Intensity

You can find a transmitter on the DJ station and one in maint above the abandoned theater and below the solars, try experimenting. Don't forget radiation protection.

Sawbones for admin.

DOOM Guy, the one man death squad, added to cult rounds when?

>DOOM
>Cult

???

Maybe during the end game after Narsie gets summoned? Give the harvesters something to worry about.

only triggers if when narsie is summoned and a single ERT member. The 1 ert member becomes doomguy getting hulk and doomguy armor that also has asstons of melee resistance and doom music starts [laying

It would be Malf so Artemis would demote him and let the clown play with him, Then later throw him in solitary and not subtly hint for the warden to murder him?

>be a malf borg
>time to go loud
>lock the paramedics in their station so they can't hurt us
>it was really so we wouldn't hurt them

>milf borg
>AI is about to go loud
>ask it if it secured the cyborg upload
>no response
>it goes loud and orders to bring people to the autoborger, do so
>ask again
>no response
>borgs get blown
>AI has an anime display
should have seen it coming

>felon becomes captain
>quit job
>play video games for a living now
>join gaming mansion
>win razerang
>gaming equipment starts on fire and kills everyone
/g/ warned me about this exact thing

I knew it was new because it was hacking apcs at the start, which meant that the crew ordered it to open shit and he couldnt

hell yes
>admin chooses who becomes DOOM guy
>send in with a special shotgun and special armor that acts like upgraded miner hardsuit
>special knife that can destroy narsie and drop a meat called big guts

>set up razer gaming house
>its cramped but comfy.
>Takes awhile to setup
>3 gamers all sponsored by razer, wearing razer labeled gear.
>Keep winning cool prizes
>One guy wins a red space suite
>One guy gets a boomerang.
>Its Malf AI
>Keep gamin
>gotta practice so we can win internationals!
>AI plasma floods
>Eh whatever, keep pushing team!
>Win snap pops
>Without even thinking take one and throw it in celebration
>It ignites the plasma.
>We all die

;-;

M.m.m.muh Esports career.

I thought otherwise because I checked on the server room and it wasn't hacked.

HECH

IT'S HERE

IN THIS PLACE WE LOVE

IT DRIVES US

IT DEFINES US

thanks :3
we made bingo bosh dosh

don't you have babies to swallow, Rain

fatty sergal

>Tfw no spess Vietnam server
>you'll never be posted at the wire, half asleep when the tree line lights up with flares are gunfire erupts from it
>you'll never be ambushed on a jungle patrol and call in a broken arrow, burning friend and foe alike
>you'll never survive a mortar strike crossing open ground watching your brothers get blown to shreds and scream your name for help as you leave them in the dust

that isn't a thing is it
please no