/lisg/ - Life is Strange General #381

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When's the housewarming party?

The better question is... Who will be there?

Her boyfriend Warren

/lisg/ of course.

Slowly, bit by bit, our perfect ending materializes on screen.

I want them to cook breakfast for us!

>rainbow pillows
Take a hint, bud.

>replying to baitcuck

oi m8 you said you would stop calling me that. Is this the end of our 1 day truce?

bae>kate

You haven't stopped baiting. There's no truce.

Shut the fuck up, you dumb cunt.

Fucking kill yourself.

I see how it is. Prepare yourself

rude

Nathan didnothing wrong

Chloe was asking for it

Joyce and David, Ryan and Vanessa, Kate, Victoria, Justin, Alyssa, maybe Warren if he behaves, Max's friends from Seattle if the house is in Seattle.
/lisg/ said we would send them a comfy chair for Chloe, a large frame for Max to put a bunch of picture in, and a flyswatter.

>Warren if he behaves
Warren a gud boi, he dindu nuffin

T-The butterflies are invading... Should we burn the forest down?

Kill yourself retard

Nah, it's good. Those are Chloe's. She controls them now, it's her power.
She's using them there to pick flowers for Max.

No

I would rape and kill you.

Then I would say that you were asking for it.

Stop lights are on because it was a surprise. Chloe told Max they were going for a night drive around the suburbs, but she drove slower around this block than the others. Max jumps out of the truck excitedly when she spots the mailbox. It's labelled "the Pricefields".

Can they merge their names like that?
I was trying to think how it would work. Max Price sounds like an action movie star (Maxine Price doesn't sound as bad, but Max would never go for it), Chloe Caulfield alright but Chloe's may be the last one with the Price name and it should be kept alive.
I think them hyphenating as Price-Caulfield is the best.

ALL HAIL THE SUPREME QT

Kill yourself.

Max is the cutest. Kate is the purest. Chloe is the most adorable.

Our beloved QT forgives your transgressions

>Looking like a prepubescent boy
>Cute
>Degenerate hair and tattoos
>Adorable

You're no friend of ours Judas

There is no Judas amonsgt Kate's disciples

f-frig off, dude

Those traits go far beyond physical looks, you shallow twit.

Who you callin dude gut cassidy and the sundance cheeseburger? I ain't got no candy for you.

Hang yourself like Judas did

>strawpoll.me/10744398
>Yes 64%

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Off yourself retard

Max does NOT even look like a prepubescent boy at all!

And Chloe's also not degenerate.

You are rude, and a liar!

Kate helping the Theater club with their props again. That must be for the Christmas play and they brought Kate in as the advisor the religious elements.

Blasphemy against Our Lady QT brings out the worst of me

pls forgiv

Burn in hell dick

y u mad tho?

Kill yourself

but why?

Faggot

This is very uncomfy. I will be under my covers!

>he didn't get dubs

Michel is disappointed in you, user.

Retard

Accept Kate as the one true QT and comfiness shall be restored!

Kill yourself

She alright? Looks like she's got the thousand yard stare.
Maybe a hug will calm her down.

I'm not even him, I just think you need to apply yourself.

>dubs on Veeky Forums
Gas yourself

It's ok Nathan, I understand why you're angry... But you're father isn't here anymore, it's just you and me now.

What's with all the hostility lately? Stop it, it's hella uncomfy.

You used your powers too much Max, it's chaos theory. Trust me, there's very sound science behind it.

Why are you still alive?

It will return to normalcy, eventually. Just gotta wait for everybody to hash it out.

>It will return to normalcy
This IS the new normalcy

:(

Bitch please, kill yourself

I haven't rewound anything though (Besides that *one* moment with Chloe where I rewound to keep riding out an o- never mind.) So nothing should have changed.
I think there's just been some mean people here recently and I hope they either see how lame they're being or just go away.

>I think there's just been some mean people here recently
I just want everyone else to see our goddess as I do. I'm just sharing my opinion and if you can't respect that then you've got a lot of growing up to do.

Kill yourself along with your "Oh pity me" shit

Kate would think you're weird for idolizing her like that. Like she has her own Warren that is obsessed with her. Pretty creepy.

This thread doesn't seem very comfy.

n-no

Neck yourself shitter

>Neck yourself
Fucking aussie shitposter

Hang yourself wanker

I think I'm just gonna peace out until the old normalcy replaces the new normalcy, then.

Blessings of Kate be upon thee during your travels friend

Twat yourself to death

Kate is not a deity and she refuses to see herself as such. Stop this idolatry.

Begone foul iconoclast!

I think this poster is just the "ur mom" user who has adopted a new thing to endlessly parrot. It's already getting old.

Kill yourself

I hope the janny deletes the idiot telling everyone to kill themselves.
They're not adding anything to the thread and are just being an asshole.

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Seconded

Maybe not a deity, but... St. Kate has a nice ring to it, does it not?

>besides that *one* moment
It's ok if you want to sin, but please don't go into detail around Kate. You don't want her to give in to temptation, do you user?

DO YOU?

Begone yourself faggot

Kate can't be a faggot, user, because everyone knows that God hates you.

Kate is too humble for such a title. She would refuse to accept it until she was officially ordained.

Stop telling people to kill themselves!

Isn't she protestant? What sect anyways? Don't a lot of them lack any real hierarchy?

Maybe baytcuck retard should stop being an ultra faggot then
Kill yourself

"Suicide is a sin." - Max Caulfield

Wait, we don't have the authority to do that? Methinks it's time for another reformation.

>"Suicide is a sin." - Max Caulfield

Hang yourself retard