Dota 2 general /d2g/

>on 7 game winning streak
>can feel forced 50 gradually kicking in

+24 +24 +24 +24 +25 +25 +26
I'm fuckin done for next game

alright buddy you're overdoing it now

if OG doesn't win ti6
who will they kick?

>+26
I got bad news for you
Enjoy the forced 50 meme, +26 is winning a game with a significant mmr disadvantage

baka use the IP feature

>7 wins in a row
>forced 50 somehow exists
?

>that voice
>physics degree
>getting the Liberal feminist vibe from her
>she reads literature too

Man, Ephey would be a 9/10 easily if it wasn't for those Liberal feminist vibes she's giving off.

Also, she's going through a rough time - she took vacation for a month for a family member that's possibly been involved in an accident/incident. Her streams for the past 2 days isn't just the same..

Wait I'm watching /dpl_en and are they using the fucking directed camera?

Forced 50 does exist. It doesn't get any better if you win your F50 game because your player behavior rating gets factored in after each F50 won.

This shit happened to me - 7x in a row consecutive win. Never got any Peruvian but has gotten shitter in those 7 games and still managed to won.

Somehow the 8th I get 3 Peruvians and 1 shitter. It's literally unmanageable to win because 1 went NP jungle afk, the other 2 went safelane and fed (AM & AA), and the last one went mid with Invoker and somehow fucking fed against a WR. I was BH that game and WR didn't even have sentries so I tried to pressure mid and somehow Invoker can't cooperate because he's too afraid of being shackled. Lost the game.

F50 does exist. It's just a matter of which sitters in each team will tilt first.

>WAAH SOMETIMES MY TEAM IS BAD AND I CAN'T WIN 100% OF MY GAMES
-(you)

Mira in the right.

1 more pic.

>windrunner will never take you from behind
YEL?

Don't bother trying to explain forced 50 to retards, they're literally incapable of getting it

what a cutie

shame about the nose though

dead thread

Mira on the right again.

guys im lonely and its saturday night i wanted to browse the imgur of dota lewds but its not in my history can u help a /b/ro out?

Should I go to hell for saving this? That girl looks too nice to wrongly save picture of.

>he fell for the nice girl meme

>the dc cumdumpster is too nice

how could you ever masturbate to this with ioannis' disapproving look staring right back at you

>13 years playing dota

>notice getting shittier and shittier

>Hands became lazy and stopped being twitchy

>Can't maintain focus and started relying on muscle memory and reflexes like auto-pilot

>mfw in decline

I think it's time to throw in the towel.

you might have huntington's

S H O T S F I R E D

bsj moving to europe kickstarter when?

don't worry it can't get any worse....oh wait
it can

go back to drawing porn, green

...

i doubt it's that bad, unless you start playing dota at 65

> we need wards
> "nah we need a carry"
> assblasted mom jugger goes and farms woods

Aren't these "carries" supposed to be watching pros on twitch all the time, what the fuck did I do to deserve this booga piece of trash on my team.

> g-guys forced 50 is KEEPING ME DOWN

Friendly reminder that the forced 50 meme is perpetuated by cucks.

*knock* *knock*

Who is it?

ist doggo

doggo who?

>Friend is a literal god mechanically (Destroys 6k players easy)
>He's stuck at 3.5k because he's shit at everything else like taking objectives and item/skill builds
>Still refuses to watch pro replays
Some people just don't wanna improve it's infuriating.

reminder to just tp away from any and all danger

> weebshits having friends

kek'd

It occasionally happens in high mmr or even pro games that the carry gets lifesteal and takes over the jungle while the supports get levels and gold from the lane.

So instead of crying, farm the lane and get those wards you fucking retard.

Because some people are stubborn and refuse to learn

I was 3.5k too at some point but now im 4.8k, should hit 5k sooner or later

lmao I already took your rax while you were replying see ya later loser
>speeds away at 650 ms

>invokes sunstrike
>casts sunstrike

Did it hit?

honestly Blitz just disgusts me I mean look at this fat fuck

>the miscasted Ice Wall
everytime

based

Doesn't look fat to me

> only job is to hit creeps
> can't look at map to see miss

What do """carries""" such as yourself whine about when you get smoke ganked?

no, it was aimed directly on top of lycan and he walked to the side and it missed

>you will never take over a city with Tresdin
>you will never watch her pillage and rape then help her wash up from all the blood in sweat back at camp

>you will never be pinned down and brutally raped by best waifu
;_;

That is because (You) would never cut it as a soldier.

(You) would be lucky to even be a peasant that wasn't killed by some random monster from the dota world

this body type is literally perfect

who are some porn stars like this?

Is there anyway to wim against a naga with radiance + manta/octarine? Or are app the games at that point just slow painful losses

Alch with the same build or TB 5 man push else you can go tinker to deal with the illusions.

lets see those battlecup teams /d2g/

you DID participate in the battlecup, right?

I went to play yugioh in some anime/manga store lmao

Isn't it possible to make an MMO kinda game with Dota 2's engine?

Like the terrain editor is so powerful, you can design massive maps, add warp portals to load to the next map and bam you can create an MMO world. It's fucking gorgeous too.

So, /d2g, why arent you watching chinese streams for secret region block tactics, the lowest server mmr inflation and scrolling memes?

Or do you prefer seeing babyrage and other faggot comments and faces for literally .2s before it's swept away in a sea of other stupid comments

sajedene the blowjob queen

don't let naga farm this much, mb?

there are size issues

>alch
ur thinking small m8

sure thing doode
there are countless players at 5k+ who are literally only good at mechanics and play like braindead monkeys
just because you beat a 6k player once mid doesn't mean you're better than him

I spent 7 years learning mandarin and it paid off because I'd prefer to read well thought-out chinese memes instead of 'Chat, spam john cena in chat xD!!'

answer the question

Midone chilongqua confirmed

the problem is how would you ever farm that?

>once
I'm at 5-5.5k so we face vs 6ks when we party up and I can safely say that he's much better than me mechanically , he's just literal garbage tier in terms of lategame decisions and item builds.

So, what is up, dotards?
Tell me, what?

>2 yen has been deposited into your account

arc warden is better at farming early than naga siren
FREE gold from midas
he ganks like a motherfucker with no items and way better with blink
he can solo mid and actually win his lane and kill people instead of defensive passive farming and missing most cs like naga would

>item cooldowns aren't reset anymore
hero is crippled and worthless

is cuck a normie meme now?

>get ready for a huge ult
>Level up during teamfight
>Can't use a skill until you spend the skill point
>Lose the fight because you spent 2 seconds allocating points
wew

I have been working on an illusion hero to counter illusion heroes

Mesmermemeo, The Master Illusionist
Ranged Int hero.

Q: Disillusionment
>instantly destroys all illusions of enemy heroes in 600 AOE
>when destroyed each illusion will send a bolt back to the hero it is a copy of
>each bolt deals 75/150/225/300 damage, slows for 15% and gives vision of the area
>the slow stacks for each bolt, cannot be disjointed
>8 second cooldown 400 cast range

>W: Doppler
>target hero becomes invisible and an illusion is created in their place which follows the last command given to that hero
>the illusion deals 0% damage and takes 100%
>if the illusion is destroyed the invisibility will end
>duration 5 seconds, 400/600/800/1000 cast range, 18 second cooldown

E: Illusory scout
>channeling
>creates an illusion of Mesmermemeo at target point
>the Illusion deals 10% damage and takes 200%
>if the illusion is destroyed Mesmermemeo will take 20% of his maximum life and mana as backlash as well as be stunned for 3 seconds
>once cast Mesmermemeo cannot cancel the spell
>the illusion has an ability called illusory glitter
>the ability starts on cooldown and when used will destroy the illusion and create a burst of glittering dust in 800 radius that will stick to all enemy heroes giving vision of invisible heroes and marking real heroes with a golden glitter and illusions with a blue glitter
>being destroyed this way does not cause a backlash
>60 second cooldown, Duration 30 seconds, cast range Global
>Illusory Glitter cooldown 16/13/10/7 seconds

R: Smoke and Mirrors
>creates a cloud of smoke at target point which after 3 seconds will pulse and continue to pulse every 3 seconds after for its duration
>on each pulse an illusion under the control of Mesmermemeo is created of each hero that is in the cloud
>these illusions deal 20/25/30% damage and take 150/125/100% damage
>cast range 800, Radius 600, duration 18/24/30 90 second cooldown

Rate my shitty hero

>dude just stomp her :)
ah yes

>yourself whine
There's only one person whining here and it's you, 2k.

Nice champion

good
shaming cuckolds is beneficial to society

Just realised Beastmaster is actually pretty lewd

How is that lewd?

Most of the animal people heroes don't even have clothing. If anything he is less lewd than the average.

Something about him just screams gay bara furry demographics to me

>double midas
>3300 initiation range
>deals 2000+ magic damage at level 9/10 with just skills

Yuan*

Well of course you would think that

>arma sexualsing even breamaster

wow was brewmaster this cute?

>enter bulldog's stream
>everyone is bashing muslims
uhhh it's 2016 guys...why does reddit allow bulldog to have such problematic behavior???

requesting that one mason brewmaster image
you know the one

>swedish national
>bashing muslims
you can't fool me