/tesg/ ~ The Elder Scrolls General

Nothing wrong but the other thread was created first.

It was created a half hour too early. And it still didn't even get posted first. So no, we're using this one.

>>Thread was created with incorrect OP or a lot earlier than post?
>Ignore and report; Wait for a correct thread to be made.

I feel like that might hurt her. She's a mage. She's made of paper and cloth.

>new thread drama
BOY OH BOY

post Dunmer

This, warhammers or bust.

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Nothing will top the new thread drama of last year when Izzy was purged from the OP. That went on for like 2 months.

>drama
>only a couple posts
Come on friend.

>not making a mage tank
It's almost like you want to be a stereotype

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Use alteration magic then.

Maybe while you're at it give her an ovipositor.

This guy gets it

looking good triss.

>Waifu ain't on the list

Fuck off Pen!

Serena is not for lewd!

What about a really big mace?

It's got FLANGES!

elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Sorcerer_(Oblivion)

New playthrough.
What mods are best for letting me rape and impregnate females on sight?

>Reposting it over several threads

autism

this looks retarded
unless you have a lore explanation for that strength

What about a regular sized mace?

I do. I'll stop when I'm a master, or can make Ebony armor.

>Maybe while you're at it give her an ovipositor.
Where can I find one, to know what that is?

She uses glamour magic to make her self look like a dainty flower instead of a gross bulldyke.

Sexlab Defeat

Come to my room, bring lube.

I'm in the penthouse suite~

Post noses and/or your favorite screenshot.

Favorite? I can do that.

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I bet she's reading Boethiah's Pillow Book.

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I RECOGNIZE THAT NOSE

>your favorite screenshot.
oiled bananas!

!!! i've been discovered

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YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT AIKO

NOW POST LEWDS

Same here.

Oil bananas don't get this much attention in the inn, honey.

waste of oil T B H senpai

Stumped again. Sitting here in the garden, don't have the key to get into the north section of the mansion. I've checked out every point of interest in the garden, and I haven't found a way to progress. Nothing on the tree, nothing in the pond, no loot of value on the dogs (just meat). Went back and double checked all the rooms in the south section of the mansion, even went and double checked the basement.

I feel like I'm missing something obvious here. I did manage to clip through some of the geometry and get out of the level, though, so I guess there's that.

Note to self, stay away from competitive generals.

Here's one that I like.

/owg/?

I like that hair
Go for a swim

Go away CT you are supposed to be playing Monsta hunta.

Works on my end

this is the best i can do.

>Go for a swim
I did. There was nothing in the pond.

>Nothing in the pond
Are you sure?

psst

check in the water again.

No. I don't play that game.
Surprisingly, it's /mhg/

Took a break for now. I think I clocked in 20+ hrs already. I'll probably play some more in a bit since I want to get out of Low Rank.

100%. What's *supposed* to be there?

A familiar looking bust of the man, the myth, the legend, and the fuckable

>play sord and magic elf for like 3 hours
>game crashes
>feel like playing big warhammer nord now

what the fuck man

>Aye siwmae how horrifying
There's supposed to be another statue down there. Try reloading an earlier save and if that doesn't work console the door unlocked. It's just another statue portal to oblivion and back for the key

>Install Cirilla ENB
>get this

For fucks sakes. Every ENB that uses Sweetfx does this shit.

>Boethiah's Pillow Book

what?

implying I can pick one favorite shot

Have one of my newest ones

It's weird, I could hear the drums when I got under the water, but there was no statue. Eventually I managed to get my cursor to a spot where I could activate the statue, but there wasn't a statue here.

Shrug.

HE'S SAYING YARTI IS A SEXUAL DEVIANT

>he doesn't know

LCtrl turn the light off

I need a answer about this

No they don't.

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Did you use better vampires to turn him into a thrall?

It's what I did

>mhg
>competitive
What the actual fuck

No, but that would make the Dawnguard story A LOT more interesting

what cute armor, is it a mashup?

you are actually just retarded

Kind of. Most of it is from zzjay Wardrobe, but the boots and circlet are from ESO Altmer armor.

Bright as fuck regardless of whether the light is on or off.

Yes they do. I've tried Cr ENB, Cirlla ENB and Kountervibe and they all have this shitty over the top bloom effect.

Vand B and Unko ENB look completely fine.

You'd be surprised why people start raging in MH because someone didn't do something they were "supposed" to do. It's why I only play with friends or people I know.

What area is that? You sure been playing a lot of landmass mods recently.

I wish this general had more lizards.

>tfw can't discuss Enderal on /v/ because there is this one dedicated shitposter that enters every Enderal thread and just starts spamming the thread with dumb shit every time

I can't handle that autism

But 9/10 lizards are double-crossing backstabbers

You deserve it for going to /v/ in the first place.

>going on /v/
lol

Lizards are bad for your health

>trusting lizards
Your fault desu senpai. Like surrendering to muslims.

Why is immersive weapons so shitty? Any good weapon mods out there?

Down we go.

Lore Weapon Expansion.

posting my results from last thread:

>healer
>the ritual
>anvil
>bosmer
>dark brotherhood
>lawful good
>arkay
How the hell am I supposed to play this character?

I know Witchcat made a lizard kinda recently and he started posting it. Dwemer looking slave argonian with robot legs. She's pretty cute.

kill yourself cuck

I beat Oblivion already but ROLLAN for fun.

Mr. Bean. Try to help and heal people only to accidentally become the greatest assassin the world has ever seen. Cause deaths accidentally with level geometry, exploiting ai and accidentally leading strong enemies to your targets.

rude
That sounds pretty fun actually. Thanks.

I don't go anywhere without Heavy Armory.

BARBARIAN NORD UNDER THE ATRONACH OF CHORROL IN THE FIGHTER'S GUILD WHO IS NEUTRAL GOOD
wew rolled a mary sue

okay

And another one down. I can't imagine I have many left to go.

They tickle my Lovecraft bone in (almost) all the right places.