Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General /xivg/

Stinky is gassy! edition

>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
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>Patch Notes:
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8

>3.35 July 19th
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/e5e5cea1b9a706a22733af0dd3d790ab6bce41e1

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
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>Previously on /xivg/:

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1st for fuck you guffy

>tfw smart

Post characters and music!

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naka bp

Guffy's mask stinks so good, hypercompressed Cummies>w

Miqo'te are played by the worst and weirdest people ever.

me on the right

Xth for headpats

/puke

HOW DO I MAKE BIG MONEY AS MINER

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Lonely au ra looking for an EB...

PST...

No hate, only love

Next victim soon

is the meme that we don't pay attention to it

A what?

xth for collars

Most efficient way to spam poetics/esos?

Want to see if I can get caught up on my relic before 3.4

it wasnt brahms posting that

what

what are we not paying attention to

And coeurl briefs

Highlanders

autism

skeletan on guffsters trip

Why post here if you don't even play the game, Abo?

post boy meowsters

>tfw collared my eb
but secretly want to be collared myself ;-;

Why post here if you don't play the game, gw2g?

Is it possible to present your Lala in a non-meme fashion?

I checked the official forums and Lalas are the most unpopular race, why?

We need something that can be the second shortest race, like puppy people or something.

it's guffy posting skeletan images trying to get replies

Wrong order, ding dong.

look at npc lalas for inspiration

my favorite is the mithril armor marauder lala that patrols the aetherite in mor dhone and says you have to get through her to get to the crystal

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>her
That's a boy. And he's my favorite.

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that seems strange
kys, ding dong

>tfw collared my former eb
>tfw they collared me
>tfw it was just smoke and mirrors and nothing changed

>Is it possible to present your Lala in a non-meme fashion?
Dress properly, style properly and don't be an obnoxious memester. That's it.
>I checked the official forums and Lalas are the most unpopular race, why?
They're the epitome of memes and they're obnoxious, and obnoxious about being Lalas.
They're usually played by creepy people, but Miqo'te are creepier however.

>We need something that can be the second shortest race, like puppy people or something.
That's the last thing we need. More loli/shota races to bait more pedos.

Reminder that Ada collared Stinky just to spite Abe

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My EB is well and securely under my heel, but I can't help but want someone even crueler than me to slap a collar on me and take us both.

are you retarded

Do you like au ra...?

Who was stinky eb'd to?

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Well, my EB is one so I'd hope so.

>We need something that can be the second shortest race, like puppy people or something.

There was concept art for a young Viera-like race, I don't know what the context for them showing it off. I'm sure someone here has saved it.

>Tfw no one collars me and no one to yank my leash

What about Xaela...?

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>tfw no cute bandit cat to step on me and take my money

>That's the last thing we need. More loli/shota races to bait more pedos.

Make them like dwarves then

Do YOU like au ra...?

Hopefully enough people to report you.

I-I'm EBed to a Raen...
So a Xaela would be perfect.

Do you want to meet up...?

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Would be cool. I don't know if they'd make it happen though since it'll probably be "too ugly" for the players.
Potatoes are pretty much dwarves or gnomes (do they even have differences?) of the game.

do not reply further

you are just getting memed on

there will be some post about meeting up in the mists or silver bazaar or something and then they never show up and just laugh at you

Soon maybe, once I finish my last beast tribe,

Male or Female... If so which face/horns...

For what.

Sure.

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Lavender beds...

Plot 6, ward 45...

Not true...

Don't worry, I'm memeing too.
I'm on a fucking dead server lmao.

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>plot 6 ward 45

yeah right lmao

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Did they ever optimise this game? My computer ran it on 20fps regardless of highest or lowest settings.

well they arent wrong, shyvana is an autistic faggot

Please respond, someone said they were eb'd and I want to bully the cuck

looking for members to form a gay/straight alliance hmu

Highlanders

If you played the original version last time and not A Realm Reborn then yes. ARR can run on low-end PCs easily and it's on the PS3, too.

highlanders are fucking ugly

this game runs on toasters as long as you have a dedicated graphics card

So what is Dragonsong about exactly.

I bet you were in that club in high school weren't you

{Highlander}{master}{race}

no I was on the swim team

I though that until I played one. Then I understood.

The song or the war?

please go back to catboy and be my husband

shiva and what's his face

Hydaelyn beign all "wtf" about Thordan and his bitches killing Ratatosker. As far as I know.

It's not exactly subtle, you know?

It's about Shiva and Hraesvalgr and also the relationship between Ishgard and the Dravanians (and the war).

>no male highlanders

why you said you're killing yourself?

why are you back?

Are level 1 alts okay?

nidhogg has 2 eyes

ishgard takes one, estenien takes the second

thordan ends up getting both

after he gets killed, estenien takes both and becomes nidhogg

you kill nidhogg who wants to kill everyone and save your possessed friend

you throw the eyes into a pit

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ugly

That'll do, friend. That'll do.

I know, but I like it.

late xth for Emina matters, and hoping she is having a nice night.