Autismfest 2016: Thread 4: B*Witched edition

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Where my M1 convey at?

Can I save this for pornhub?

What time do you shower? Just for reference, you know.

We'll all promise to be quiet in the hedges.

>ironically

Nice. I used to have a 94 Mirca as my first car

Sssshhh, you

Posting the one and only photo of my car at the moment

Random times really, whenever I realise I look worse than usual. I normally leave the window open for a good view, you'll need to be I'm my garden to see though.
Damn that looks nice, I desperately need new wheels for it, want banded steels super bad.

That looks smooth as fuck.

Please feed the birds to the creepers have something to eat while they wait.

i may come in my work van to save on fuel desu lads

If you don't bring that car you are dead to me

Needs a clean before a new photo.

No paranoia - just making a channel for when the thread dies.

>pig related

Jap pride world wide

wew looks like i don't have a choice.

r u a grill?

You'd better still be bringing everyone welsh cakes.

We will tow you there if it means you save fuel enough to take that car.

i mean people making fake emails and names just for this meet.

Absolutely, jizz free ones too

Love it wanna get a blob eye next.

Gizzus a go senpai

the van would have been sick bants though lads, it's a lwb sprinter i can literally fit everyone in the back, blast the eurobeat and hit a touge with all you lot inside.

With your apparent lack of penis that shouldn't be a problem.

Then bury us all in a shallow grave to be found by a 'man walking their dog'.

I've seen enough films to know it won't end up well.

I thought OAP's got bus passes to keep them off the roads.

>lwb sprinter
>uses less fuel than a jap molested bmw

I'm assuming company fuel cards .

rude

;^) they will never know

but you're right it's barely like 28mpg

Wales meet when?

>Meeting up in Codnor.

For what purpose. It's a shithole. There's a maccys just up the road at Ripley that is often full of riced out Corsas and other shite that might be fun to mess around with if we seriously end up in the area.

Also being local I happen to know a few decent routes in the area for driving.

>meet in a car park opposite a random pub
>talk shit for a few minutes
>drive the tick
>find somewhere for a drink and a bit of banter

>For what purpose
your mother is soliciting herself to us in pub's toilets

>Yeah boys lets show the riced corsas
>hordes of riced Micras show up blaring Super Eurobeat
>Local Corsas blaring hardstyle through the subs.
>Head Veeky Forumstist leans out of the car to bait out a race
>"oy mates i banged yer nan for a snickers and some chips and gravy"
>Micras and corsas take off everywhere trying to pass each other
>Combined resonating high frequency exhaust notes from 50 fartcannons collapses every house in several miles

this is literally what's going to happen

I'd pay to see this.

On the other hand, there's this place with is a bit of a bikers pub not far away (it's also not on the high street of a small town):

google.co.uk/maps/place/MFN/@53.0032291,-1.3135837,216m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!3m1!1s0x0000000000000000:0x176becb45ba0f72e?hl=en

The fleet of micras is what makes it a worthwhile outing.

>a bunch of anime obsessed autists share a car park with the hells angels

yeah nah

>Implying it won't be glorious

I'll bring my leather chaps, we'll fit right in

Are we going to have awards lads?

like,
Best bodykit
Furthest traveled
Best Micra
Best in show

The night of the meet up will actually be a car night at that place.

>least autistic
>most autistic

Might actually be worth a look as something to pad out the afternoon.

kek I'm the sure the parents/carers would be proud.

I myself will be aiming for the "most socially awkward in a situation involving strangers and small talk" award.

"So you drive a car too?"
"Yes"

>So you drive a micra... I-I-I *fumbles around desperately for something to say about the car* I like the fuel cap

>The fuckbug flatulently wheezes behind as a yobbo pulls it off to be sold as spares for an Impreza

>Bikers pub

We have one guy with a bike, it's apparently terrible. Anyone have a Hayabusa swapped mini?

Might bring a Triumph Herald, they used to make motorbicycles.

Well, I've got some sufficiently gay patches from /k/ if that's the problem we've got.

>Slowest 1/4 mile time
>Slowest to 0-60
>British Leyland reward for reliability
>Best MOT failure
>Most culturally enriched
>Best banter
>The Volkswagen award for safe motoring
>Worst modification
>First to complain about distance travelled.
>Underage award
>Best faggy stickers

Like all of your award ideas but we have two people with bikes cuz

I'll bring mine as well, it fits in the back of my MG if I put the seats down

>sloppy seconds award on danny

baiku grill?

Where'd you take that senpai?

Nope, fat hairy Scotsman with a Lexmoto 125

qt trap at least?

Can my boyfriend Sanjay come with me?

God no, I've got a beard and a 42 inch chest. I'm shaving the beard (and maybe my head) tomorrow though.

wear wig

I actually have a wig somewhere, I'm not sure where though

>tfw never took practical test due to crippling anxiety and I'm now missing out on going to an Veeky Forums meet

fug my life

Wait till Danny sees me on my Honda motocompo!

My ex had one, was pretty fun

The A4059, near Pen y Fan, up Brecon way

How's the bike bro

Gushing poon.

My grandad grew up around there before he left Wales to join the army as he didn't want to be a miner and live in Merthyr lel, good roads down there though.

Ha I wish I had a motocompo, There's one on ebay for £2000 Maybe in the future though when I look into getting a monkey bike for the hell of it

G'Night Brits.

I'm loving all this Micra hype, I think we should.most definitely challenge them corsa boys to the togueueee

Aren't there only 2 Micras?

>lack of penis
danny is still unconfirmed

do you seriously want me to get the whole of micra sports club and Corsa C owners club in on this
dont even test me for best micra

I don't think MSC will understand how truly weird we are though to be honest.

Also, I'm certainly taking MOT fail, worst condition, slowest 1/4 and slowest 0-60 awards! Come on Mrs Micra, this is where you shine!

Bump in the night.

>not taking most autistic
Shit tier awards desu

I really hope everyone's vehicle is checked on the way to the Tick and the Micra drivers have to passenger seat it up after their heaps are crushed

Slammed Micra edition

Wew lad

Brits all busy working. Such is life.

>he isn't a NEET

Said in /ovg/ but might be able to pop down if I get my bike license and new bike sorted in time for the meet.

>tfw Mod 1 second week of May
>Mod 2 hopefully soon after
>Upgrade off 125 ASAP

Being slow did save me in pic related though

I'm kinda tempted now, but it's the week after download and my car's probably going to still be coated in mud up to the windowsills from the car park.
But hey, it won't be the shittiest car there.

Depends on how shit the M1 is going to be, I think.

mate its sunday will be fine.

where you coming from?

also

>a week to clean your car

ANYONE GOING JAPFEST THIS WEEKEND?????????!!!!

Nope I'll be working.

Odometers anyone?
>mfw there's no way this car has only done this mileage

It had 61000 when I got it, I've had it for about six months or so. I told the insurance company I'd only do 3000 a year~

Km maybe?
157,000 here

they should ban shitty mx-5's from japfest, that and civics

Coming from Reading, and work starts at 6 fucking AM on monday.

Nearing 55k here. I think I'm gonna give up on booking a proper service; it had a full one last year, and I'm 90% sure I got the extensions for the ramps, so I'll do an oil and filter change myself.
No burning/leaking, so it'll have to be fancy brand name oil and not the cheap stuff.

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When and where is Japfest?

Japan