/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

The space background has parallax now

Well layers are fucked up and things that are supposed to be visible above other things and vice versa are all fucked up.

Thanks celt.

Love isn't ERP.

Fuck off Vorena/Shiggy/Spergay

A lot more copy-paste code disguised as 'new features'
Round over music from bayonetta which was cool, but then coders filled it with shit
Vox become traitor target immune, had a whole station made for them and a vox only job to cater to the new furry auidience.

No radical changes like seen from Polaris code or even TGcode in 2016. VGcode is officialy the most outdated ss13 codebase and server.

Coders realised you're not meant to bleed out so fast and it was a mistake made when introducing a new chemical to stop bleeding way back

Instead of going back and fixing it, they give spessman a one use bandage if they're bleeding out.

Why?
We just don't know

to give paramedics something to do

oh, that's cool, i like that

oh, that's unfortunate, to what extent is it messed up?

oh, that's a shame, but i expected this to happen.
the coderbase never felt terribly united.
it only makes sense that other servers would surpass vg's code in time
what has tg accomplished this year?

oh, that's silly.
the real solution is to fix the way blood and organs work
but instead, they literally slapped a bandage over the issue.
that's very funny.

oh

oh

Parameds got nothing to do.
The patient is either healthy enough to come medbay on his own feet or 300+ damage brute floating in space without his coordinates off because >muh powergame teledenial
Paramed job is for those who start to learn medbay.

>erp is for mature adults and you're a primitive chad if you don't endorse it on this atmos simulator

Just fucking cringy in these kind of games

What did he mean by this?

When are we going to REMOVE CELT anyways

>atmos simulator
Every time.

oh

>IF YOU ARE AGAINST "ME: PUTS BENIGS IN BAGINA HARD AS FUCK HOLY SHIT" YOU ARE A VIRGIN AND NEVER HAD A MILLION SEXES LIKE ME WITH MY WAIFU ONLY WHO IS TOTALLY NOT A 40 YEAR OLD NEET
I can imagine these people PM'ing their "waifus" to please not play on anarchy day so they don't get raped

Why does Polaris have the best code?

Please impliment this so I don't have to drink milk in the bar.

Why don't we just steal a bunch of recipes from other coderbases? Food and drinks alike?

People are too lazy to port.

>he doesnt enjoy drinking milk alone in the bar

What nigger got robusted by Eric simply and removed Vegeta hair

I'm not a bar player. I just stop by when the radio is quiet.

>he doesn't drink milk in the bar

I bet you don't eat cookies either, you waste of fucking oxygen.

I do drink milk in the bar, I just feel bad asking barkeeps when they want to do something more fancy. Please read other people's posts properly before responding!

>Please read other people's posts properly before responding!
This kind of makes me think that the milk you drink at the bar does not come from cows my man

I'm having fun on bay now but damn I wish the bay forums were even half as active as the thread

A lot of milk in space is Soy Milk, so that's entirely possible.

How is it after the split

Use heat exchangers to feed the heat back into the fuel lines. You can get it up to over 50,000C pretty easily and you can get single tank quantities up to 500,000C+

It's more active than vg was years ago, hits a peak of 50 players or so and there's always people playing unlike polaris where you get 30 on the server with 0 playing

Are there cancerous catbeast metaclubs? Are the memes true?

Please say no, I always thought playing on bay might be fun but the rumors of being completely unable to play if you weren't in a meta clique scared me off

Never go NEAR any place with catbeast KAJHIT NIGGERS
The rumors an memes are true.
Holy shit the mention of those cretins gets me heated

There are sort of cliques, in the same way we have faggots who sit in the bar all round doing nothing.
I have seen catbeast groups, but 2-3 at most.

t. Skrell player

there's definitely a bunch of people that have ic friendships but it's easy to join in
as for catbeasts there's not actually that many and they don't really interact with eachother
there's probably more vox/resomi players

Spessman in training here, I want to tend bars. I don't suppose anyone has any interesting bartender stories?

There are cliques and metaclubs. Most people are open to interaction though, so it isn't all bad. It is however, easy to figure out which groups to stay away from.

Avoid catbeasts at all costs because the memes are true.

t. Former Bay Spessman

>Round start mechanic
>Fuck around for a while, build and hack machines
>End up playing the slots out of boredom
>Win a Pomf Chicken from the slots
>Decide that my goal for that round would be to take care of and protect the chicken
>hack into botany to grow wheat for my chicken
> grab an extra plant bag for eggs
>Make a heart out of eggs and use crayon to write my name and the chickens in the center
>Make a prayer that my chicken can remain safe no matter what happens to me
>walk around for a while
>Some fucker with genetics powers EATS MY FUCKING CHICKEN
>shoot him with a stolen bartender shotgun, begin choking him and throwing him across the hall
>In front of other crew members and a sec officer
>Murder that motherfucker for killing my one love in life
>In the depths of my despair, I find a single egg that I missed
>The egg hatches, it is the child of my beloved Pomf Chicken
>I decide to live on, and protect this new chicken with my life
>live through a horde of clowns, debris explosions, and horse disease
>pet and feed wheat to my chicken whenever I can
>spooky adminbus ghost man pops up out of nowhere, instacrits me with lightning and kills my chicken

So long, old friend ;-;7

What is the frequency for each different channel? I saw it once on the wiki but I can't find it now.

Veeky Forums metagang on bay when

They're gitgud if you want to griff.

it is on the AI page, use it to spy on people. also the librarian room has a paper with all the frequencies.

>not finding them all out yourself

I spent a whole round checking every single frequency as librarian once, annoyed the fuck out of ghosts and got some laughs by using a fuckton of station bounced radios to do it, got some laughs. Just put a little work into it.

145.9: Common
135.9: Security
135.7: Engineering
135.5: Medical
135.3: Command
135.1: Science
134.9: Service
134.7: Supply

There's also some super secret channels left for you to discover.

>tfw you rig a signal catcher and you hear ERT/Nuke ops/deaf skids on the new freq you relay it to
Horrifying as fug.

sure
>detective asks if I want to play russian roulette
>slow round, figure "why not"
>tell him I've even got a gun already
>I go first
>of course my shit luck means I get the BLAM! instead of the *click*
>wake up in genetics with blue skin

I think I forgot to spin the chamber on the double barrel before I pulled the trigger though

Thanks.

>russian roulette with a shotgun

iaa is way more fun than bartender
Chef is 10x more useful than bartender
Don't play bartender

But muh shotgun and robust bottle smashing knockdowns

One day while I was masterfully tending, the bar got wood. It could no longer help itself. The bar matched as I served my juicy kawaii cocktails. The superheated gas approached me, which startled me and knocked me into a wall, and made me bleed everywhere on the floor and on the bar too.

>tfw anally eviscerate them with bottle power

This. I stopped cause if I wasn't buckled 24/7, some faggot let a breach in and kills me.

IAA has bartender access ;)

How do you pick stuff up in a Ripley?

Get out of the Ripley, go back to RND, and demand they give you a diamond drill and a BoH instead of a slow, oversized piece of shit.

Activate the clamp, use it on shit.

First you need a clamp attached
Go to the exposuit tab
View stats
Activate hydraulich clamp
Clicky clocky

Oh, I completely missed that tab the first time I was in a mech. Thank you.

I've got an old one.

>Memebones bartender
>start shift as per usual
>hand off Pun Pun to chef, grab shotgun and have it at all times, and dispense booze for the impending wave of shitters that haven't figured out how they're going to piss someone off yet
>round is mostly uneventful, hear about a revolution but haven't noticed much violence yet
>serving drinks to the geneticist
>he hands me a SE when he's done
>inject it and suddenly have the power to communicate telepathically
>tell people to order drinks at the bar with my fucking mind
>get the occasional customer because of it, but get kind of bored
>start sending the message, 'follow your dreams~' to random people
>apparently motivate a prison break and several murders
>escape arrest because I technically can't be charged for thought crime
>see the CE get shot and killed right outside the bar
>singuloose
>board the escape shuttle
>there are like 6 people and all of them identified as revolutionaries
>beheaded captain and RD are lying in the cockpit
>tfw I told them to follow their dreams
>and they actually did it the fucking madmen

The Bartender is really all about making your own fun. You can do your job, but that gets kind of boring towards the end of the round when shit's going down and people are less concerned about how much alcohol they're consuming.

>>start sending the message, 'follow your dreams~' to random people
>>apparently motivate a prison break and several murders

Space Station 13, everyone

>Accidentally roll bartender
>eh, I'll redesign the bar and make it look a bit different for once
>Get going, get a little help from the mime, new floors, tile painter and whatever.
>new bar is situated in the centre of the room, the machines at the back of the square and barstools around the front, piano area painted at the front of the bar, mirrored on the other side. Looks pretty, people are actually staying around.
>HoP comes in with a tonne of paint buckets, starts re-painting all my tiles mismatched colors
>Tell him to stop, he's being a dick and everyone in the bar is like 'Oh, come on man.'
>Give him a warning that if he doesn't stop I'll shotgun him.
>Carries on, so I shoot him with a beanbag and drag him out of my bar, tell him not to come back
>Two seconds later the HoS runs in out of nowhere, arrests me. HoP walks up and strips my ID, says he's going to demote me, and then carries on throwing paint around the bar.
>Taken to the brig, 6 minute sentence for shooting the HoP with beanbags.
>Some time passes, get out early but still cuffed, manage to outplay the HoP and HoS who are trying to stun me for a good minute just in the 3x3 hallway in the brig, fuck up because I went through an airlock they opened and got shot point-blank
>Shoved back in my cell for 10 minutes.
>Round ends because it was Wizard or some shit.
And that's why I don't play bartender any more.

What ones do you want me to port?

HOS and HOP names?

I guess just some more food. We sadly have little food as it is.

AHELP IT
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I did. No one cared.
Toady Jones was the HoS, I can't remember who the HoP was, some summer player because I don't remember his ckey either.

All HoP's are shit

Anyone had their "Alien" tab disappear randomly before as a borer? Restarting byond fixes it at least

An atmos technician comes to your office and says he wants to give you more vents and air filters.

Do you let him in?

I laugh at him and tell him to go get a real job.

What does that even achieve? Faster air rotation? All the work you have to put into it really isn't worth it in my opinion, and theres more potential of something not being set up right and outright failing as a result of some oversight or something equally stupid. So yes, of course I let him in. I could never say no to more "fun" in my rounds

>Coders realised you're not meant to bleed out so fast and it was a mistake made when introducing a new chemical to stop bleeding way back
This is incredibly wrong and your interpretation is funny to me
You're probably referring to the bug that ONLY AFFECTED INTERNAL BLEEDING

THAT'S WHERE THE BLOODS SUPPOSED TO BE RIGHT?

This place is so shit.

Advanced welder how?

hack the thing with the welders

Why do engineering hardsuit helmets not provide eye protection while welding?

They should, something is bugged if they don't

Turn off your mesons ya dingus

shitty flavor texts go

That isn't Veeky Forums

>implying any flavor text ISN'T shitty

Literally only used by baybie special snowflakes who think anyone gives a fuck about how hard they RP

there's some that are worse than the others though

strawpoll.me/10782340

>mostly
>mostly
>somewhat
>somewhat

VORE Guide to Adjectives 101

What would they even be covering? Ken dolls, man.

Genetically enhanced alium megadong

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