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"this meta is stale already. i wish we could go back to the good ol' days" edition

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First for boypussy is superior to female genitals

first for patron warrior with otk combo is fun

Secret: a womans anus is the exact literal thing as a boipussy but they also have a bonus pussy underneath that.

*BOOM* mindblowing

Do we add Flying or Exile into Hearthstone?

women poop from there user

wrong women do not have a prostate and cannot enjoy anal as much as a boypussy can

What about trans women? You even have the option of pre op or post op.

>boypussy is way superior to everything a woman can offer
literally gay

Would this deck be competitive in the meta past Rank 5? I love the control and draw engine Warrior has, but I want to try something more like this instead of the C'thun setup.

I love Reno Shadow Priest in Wild.

Nothing like that infinite value of pinging your opponents away while you freely develop your board.

why not use 3/3 charge if youre using dragons

I'm married and we've been together for 9 years now. I know pretty well what I'm getting

>that many dragons
>no alex champ

No.

Fucking men is pretty gay bro

I'd add cheaper dragons like twilight drake/guardian just to give you some padding.

Take out Deathwing and Nefarian for Dragonlord and N'zoth.

>he puts his penis in a shithole
>and talks like a barbaric teenager

i disagree. Sucking a feminine penis is not gay at all and a cute boy is way better than a woman

But you're sucking a dick. Pretty gay.

>houndmaster in undertaker hunter
What a scrub.

its feminine so its not gay. Fucking boypussy is not gay either since you are basically fucking a woman with a cute penis which is superior to a vagina

>sucking a penis is not gay at all

>jumping ship
game has one year tops left

I'm new :(

I just threw in cards I thought were high value, I just want multiple win conditions that can burn through removal.

People have been saying that every time during the stale phase in between expansions.

Fuck Undertaker.

Without a doubt the worst meta that has ever plagued Hearthstone

>4 mana Leeroy
>+1/+1 Undertaker
>2 mana Buzzard

People who complain about Secret Paladin or Aggro anything are newfriends who haven't had the privilege of playing against this deck.

It is since it's a dick, so it's pretty gay.

>New
>All those Lego's

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

>I just threw in cards I thought were high value,
Too bad you will die in 70% of the matches before you can even think about playing these cards because ranked is swarmed metastorm decks.

Drop Chromaggus
Drop Nefarian
Put in 3/3 chargers

Drop battle rages for azure drakes

whats the craziest non-worgen combo warrior can do with 2 thaurissan ticks

>Pirate Mage

Just as viable as Weapon Druid. Rarely works but when it does you have a laugh.

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If you're a warrior with dragons, you run 2x Alex Champs. It's too valuable of a card.

Ditch the Blood Warriors. You don't need it with how heavy the deck is. Nef and Ysera are the pseudo card-draw you need. Ditch the Battle Rages. Ditch the Cruel Tasks

Get Azure Drakes in there. Alex Champs. Another Ichor for spells with Azures. That's just off the top of my head. Dragon Control isn't really in as good of a spot as standard control or aggressive dragon warrior. But that should be better than this list (imo)

standard may have taken my blingtron but they'll never take my heart

Any thoughts on this list?

shitposters maybe, like everyone else anticipated, standard and the current release schedule killed the game

Do you hit Level 60 before or after you hit 500 wins, assuming you don't lose a shitload?

you're basically guaranteed to get 60 before golden

once a face hunter got golden before level 60 though, minimal exp gain

What. You hit Lv. 60 when you barely have around 150 wins.

That would be frost giant warrior.
2x frost giant = 16
2x charge = 4
2x inner rage = 4
2x rampage = 6

That's 30 damage and then you can play two faceless which would be 60 damage.

I got golden portrait on my shaman at lvl 52 playing only face shaman. Same thing with hunter

And every time it was worse and worse. Wonder if this thread and Veeky Forums will see inlux of Blizzshills week before expansion like the last time. They always disappear without a trace like new accounts we made for murloc hero.

Do we got this?

Damn, the meta, cards and decks are so different compared to when I left (freeze mage were all the rage at the time, don't remember the exact date)

11-3

Thanks for believing in me, dude.

alright brb blood warriors combo deck comin right up

be back in a thousand hours

Anyone want to get 80G quest with me? NA Grundle#1395

I hope you enjoy the one game where you pull off your combo after losing 20 games.
Is wild slower than standard or why do you play there?

You've got this, user. I believe in you

don't let me down or I'll fucking gur you

wild is a LOT more casual, especially in casual/lower ranks

people basically just play whatever they want as opposed to standard

This dude had 3 flamewreathed

I see more taunt nzoth shamans shich can be a problem for you

go for it 12-0

Nvm

PHWAW LIGHTFORGED KEY

Grats m8 I hope your rewards were good

Pretty shitty.

Oh wait, nevermind. Golden legendary.

Someone in the thread yesterday called 12-0 on this deck also, so I guess that guy was right.

Where do you guys predict Hearthstone will be like one year into the future?

Will it still be Aggrostone? Does MTG have such a problem with Aggro like Hearthstone does?

It will all depend on what the new and fun mechanics of the new expansions are going to be.

You know full and well we're going to get more overstatted one and two drops and a handful of good 5+ mana cards.

2nd game

isnt the combo but this deck is actually not that bad

What's your favorite sound a card makes?

>"Greetings! Greetings! Greetings!" - Irritate-O Robo

Personally I'm waiting for the Starcraft expansion

>refer a friend cause why not, easier way than grinding with yourself
>actually find Hearthstone fun again teaching your friend how to not be a shitter
meme magic

Top-Glade Clergywomen

kneel down in front of the deity of demise

It was always Aggrostone except during Patron domination which crushed aggro.

Haha would be funny if I put cards in my deck to help my in my current predicament, in fact it would be quite the jolly if I had several possible solutions I could draw, haha quite amusing to think about indeed.

That was me
I believed in you user

More totem synergy sounds very fun :^)

Nice :^)

when the dc goes wrong

literally spectating myself

Reposting this to spite on Kevins

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I experienced a wierd glitch where I was playing yet it said I was in spectator mode

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Watch and Learn
NA SlowYourRoll #1591

Plz help plz respond

Blizzard can do so much with Priest. It's sad we'll just get more cards that are "Do X when the the enemy minion is Y".

>arena match
>game freezes
>[x]
>get back on
>doesn't put me back into my game

Fucking why? how the fuck do I get back into my fucking games?

Blizzard doesn't believe in a reconnect feature.

In an upcoming patch they plan to add the ability to reconnect to arena games to the shop.

>play cthun warrior with anti aggro tech
>run into 5 different greedy as fuck lategame decks and lose
>switch to midrange shaman
>run into aggro decks

It's like Blizzard does this intentionally.

Just play a midrange aggro control combo deck.

So otk worgen?

same about me. Every time I switch it puts me against counters

What's the best way to get more cards? Buying shit with dust takes too long and legitimately buying anything in a ftp is something I'll never do

>is called bernd
>doesn't speak german
why

>Only way to get cards or dust for cards is packs
>packs cost gold or money
>acquire gold or money
>???
>cards

what is this reno rogue shit i keep seeing

arena if you're good

Well fuck this, I play dragon warrior.

Do you think I can play Control Warrior if I don't have Baron Geddon?

Shitter

Geddon is way too slow for the current meta.

You have ghouls now instead of geddon. And possibly revenge.

>playing ranked on a smurf to reach the 20 levels
>at rank 20, with my basic lvl 12 mage deck

>reno warrior
>cthun priest
>freeze mage

Thanks matchmaking.

>make priest deck for unicorn priest challenge
>settle on injured kvaldir resurrect early game/ tempo swing plan
>3 days later reynoodle does it too
>the deck he makes is only 7 cards off the one I made

this is like the 12th time this has happened

I realize 7 cards is a lot but he's also playing some meme-tier cards that I would have never thought to put in