Secret: a womans anus is the exact literal thing as a boipussy but they also have a bonus pussy underneath that.
*BOOM* mindblowing
Bentley Gomez
Do we add Flying or Exile into Hearthstone?
Christopher Campbell
women poop from there user
Nolan Sanchez
wrong women do not have a prostate and cannot enjoy anal as much as a boypussy can
Andrew Rodriguez
What about trans women? You even have the option of pre op or post op.
Jayden Taylor
>boypussy is way superior to everything a woman can offer literally gay
James Martinez
Would this deck be competitive in the meta past Rank 5? I love the control and draw engine Warrior has, but I want to try something more like this instead of the C'thun setup.
Parker Nelson
I love Reno Shadow Priest in Wild.
Nothing like that infinite value of pinging your opponents away while you freely develop your board.
Jonathan Taylor
why not use 3/3 charge if youre using dragons
Benjamin Fisher
I'm married and we've been together for 9 years now. I know pretty well what I'm getting
Owen Bailey
>that many dragons >no alex champ
No.
Nicholas Ross
Fucking men is pretty gay bro
Blake James
I'd add cheaper dragons like twilight drake/guardian just to give you some padding.
Take out Deathwing and Nefarian for Dragonlord and N'zoth.
Jonathan Taylor
>he puts his penis in a shithole >and talks like a barbaric teenager
Luis Scott
i disagree. Sucking a feminine penis is not gay at all and a cute boy is way better than a woman
Daniel Moore
But you're sucking a dick. Pretty gay.
Sebastian Brown
>houndmaster in undertaker hunter What a scrub.
Bentley Howard
its feminine so its not gay. Fucking boypussy is not gay either since you are basically fucking a woman with a cute penis which is superior to a vagina
Isaac Hall
>sucking a penis is not gay at all
Gavin Myers
>jumping ship game has one year tops left
Matthew Clark
I'm new :(
I just threw in cards I thought were high value, I just want multiple win conditions that can burn through removal.
Asher Garcia
People have been saying that every time during the stale phase in between expansions.
Jaxson Davis
Fuck Undertaker.
Without a doubt the worst meta that has ever plagued Hearthstone
>4 mana Leeroy >+1/+1 Undertaker >2 mana Buzzard
People who complain about Secret Paladin or Aggro anything are newfriends who haven't had the privilege of playing against this deck.
Luke Baker
It is since it's a dick, so it's pretty gay.
>New >All those Lego's
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Aiden Allen
>I just threw in cards I thought were high value, Too bad you will die in 70% of the matches before you can even think about playing these cards because ranked is swarmed metastorm decks.
Carter Lopez
Drop Chromaggus Drop Nefarian Put in 3/3 chargers
Drop battle rages for azure drakes
Gabriel Green
whats the craziest non-worgen combo warrior can do with 2 thaurissan ticks
Parker Ward
>Pirate Mage
Just as viable as Weapon Druid. Rarely works but when it does you have a laugh.
If you're a warrior with dragons, you run 2x Alex Champs. It's too valuable of a card.
Ditch the Blood Warriors. You don't need it with how heavy the deck is. Nef and Ysera are the pseudo card-draw you need. Ditch the Battle Rages. Ditch the Cruel Tasks
Get Azure Drakes in there. Alex Champs. Another Ichor for spells with Azures. That's just off the top of my head. Dragon Control isn't really in as good of a spot as standard control or aggressive dragon warrior. But that should be better than this list (imo)
Thomas Martin
standard may have taken my blingtron but they'll never take my heart
Adam Bailey
Any thoughts on this list?
Levi Green
shitposters maybe, like everyone else anticipated, standard and the current release schedule killed the game
Isaiah Garcia
Do you hit Level 60 before or after you hit 500 wins, assuming you don't lose a shitload?
William Wright
you're basically guaranteed to get 60 before golden
once a face hunter got golden before level 60 though, minimal exp gain
Joseph Cooper
What. You hit Lv. 60 when you barely have around 150 wins.
Jordan Hughes
That would be frost giant warrior. 2x frost giant = 16 2x charge = 4 2x inner rage = 4 2x rampage = 6
That's 30 damage and then you can play two faceless which would be 60 damage.
Elijah Brooks
I got golden portrait on my shaman at lvl 52 playing only face shaman. Same thing with hunter
Henry Hill
And every time it was worse and worse. Wonder if this thread and Veeky Forums will see inlux of Blizzshills week before expansion like the last time. They always disappear without a trace like new accounts we made for murloc hero.
Matthew Sanchez
Do we got this?
Jaxon Gomez
Damn, the meta, cards and decks are so different compared to when I left (freeze mage were all the rage at the time, don't remember the exact date)
Nathan Collins
11-3
Thomas Young
Thanks for believing in me, dude.
Robert Hernandez
alright brb blood warriors combo deck comin right up
be back in a thousand hours
Lincoln Russell
Anyone want to get 80G quest with me? NA Grundle#1395
Luke Young
I hope you enjoy the one game where you pull off your combo after losing 20 games. Is wild slower than standard or why do you play there?
Isaiah Walker
You've got this, user. I believe in you
don't let me down or I'll fucking gur you
Angel Long
wild is a LOT more casual, especially in casual/lower ranks
people basically just play whatever they want as opposed to standard
Julian Rodriguez
This dude had 3 flamewreathed
Tyler Allen
I see more taunt nzoth shamans shich can be a problem for you
Cameron Morales
go for it 12-0
Christian Johnson
Nvm
Jaxson Baker
PHWAW LIGHTFORGED KEY
Lincoln Murphy
Grats m8 I hope your rewards were good
Logan Martinez
Pretty shitty.
James Phillips
Oh wait, nevermind. Golden legendary.
Someone in the thread yesterday called 12-0 on this deck also, so I guess that guy was right.
Anthony Foster
Where do you guys predict Hearthstone will be like one year into the future?
Will it still be Aggrostone? Does MTG have such a problem with Aggro like Hearthstone does?
Jaxon Scott
It will all depend on what the new and fun mechanics of the new expansions are going to be.
William Barnes
You know full and well we're going to get more overstatted one and two drops and a handful of good 5+ mana cards.
Elijah Sanchez
2nd game
isnt the combo but this deck is actually not that bad
Personally I'm waiting for the Starcraft expansion
Benjamin Howard
>refer a friend cause why not, easier way than grinding with yourself >actually find Hearthstone fun again teaching your friend how to not be a shitter meme magic
Parker Thompson
Top-Glade Clergywomen
Owen Cox
kneel down in front of the deity of demise
Samuel Allen
It was always Aggrostone except during Patron domination which crushed aggro.
Isaac Morales
Haha would be funny if I put cards in my deck to help my in my current predicament, in fact it would be quite the jolly if I had several possible solutions I could draw, haha quite amusing to think about indeed.
Asher Nguyen
That was me I believed in you user
Robert Bailey
More totem synergy sounds very fun :^)
Justin Richardson
Nice :^)
Joshua Wilson
when the dc goes wrong
literally spectating myself
Angel Collins
Reposting this to spite on Kevins
Eli Perez
...
Carter Collins
I experienced a wierd glitch where I was playing yet it said I was in spectator mode
Brayden Gray
...
Ian Garcia
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Juan Fisher
...
Ryder King
Watch and Learn NA SlowYourRoll #1591
Plz help plz respond
Matthew Rogers
Blizzard can do so much with Priest. It's sad we'll just get more cards that are "Do X when the the enemy minion is Y".
Austin Flores
>arena match >game freezes >[x] >get back on >doesn't put me back into my game
Fucking why? how the fuck do I get back into my fucking games?
Sebastian Allen
Blizzard doesn't believe in a reconnect feature.
James Williams
In an upcoming patch they plan to add the ability to reconnect to arena games to the shop.
James Ortiz
>play cthun warrior with anti aggro tech >run into 5 different greedy as fuck lategame decks and lose >switch to midrange shaman >run into aggro decks
It's like Blizzard does this intentionally.
Josiah Lopez
Just play a midrange aggro control combo deck.
Jaxson Lewis
So otk worgen?
Samuel Adams
same about me. Every time I switch it puts me against counters
Elijah Collins
What's the best way to get more cards? Buying shit with dust takes too long and legitimately buying anything in a ftp is something I'll never do
Easton Adams
>is called bernd >doesn't speak german why
William Garcia
>Only way to get cards or dust for cards is packs >packs cost gold or money >acquire gold or money >??? >cards
William Cox
what is this reno rogue shit i keep seeing
Daniel Collins
arena if you're good
Elijah Roberts
Well fuck this, I play dragon warrior.
Adam Foster
Do you think I can play Control Warrior if I don't have Baron Geddon?
Logan Mitchell
Shitter
Robert Powell
Geddon is way too slow for the current meta.
Luis Ross
You have ghouls now instead of geddon. And possibly revenge.
Angel Baker
>playing ranked on a smurf to reach the 20 levels >at rank 20, with my basic lvl 12 mage deck
>reno warrior >cthun priest >freeze mage
Thanks matchmaking.
Kevin Young
>make priest deck for unicorn priest challenge >settle on injured kvaldir resurrect early game/ tempo swing plan >3 days later reynoodle does it too >the deck he makes is only 7 cards off the one I made
this is like the 12th time this has happened
I realize 7 cards is a lot but he's also playing some meme-tier cards that I would have never thought to put in