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If you are attracted to jing, you are pedo. Plain and simple

There is nothing wrong to be attracted to healthy, fertile females like Jing and Scylla.

I like this one more

Why have I seen nobody with this skin? Are there some skins that PS4 users simply don't have access to despite them being in the selection?

Expain to me how scylla appears fertile

I have it on ps4

It's a chest skin. It comes and goes in chests.

>I've never dated an asian girl
I feel bad for you my last korean gf was older then me by 2 years and had a smaller body then jing.

NORMIES GET OUTTTTTTTTT

Ignore him. He's probably 1000 yrs old and likes dusty pussy

>Not hiding your power level
She would have looked down on me if she knew i watched anime and play video games. But that is besides the point. I lived in southern china a while there are girls in their 20s not only smaller then Jing but also more flat.

DELETE THIS

I like Jing and all but this girl looks gross. Her legs are just non existent

Just showing examples of asian women with small bodies did not try to find super sexy ones. The picture I posted is an example of a guanzhou woman one of the more common immigrant populations in America. Here are some examples of changsha women as you can see the body type varies. It super hard to find a pic thats not for a dating site btw.

Just never post mrs skeleton again. Skeleton people gross me the fuck out more than fat people

Fuck forgot pic

None of those girls have the body of jing.

Korean girl was close enough to get my point across. The food is pretty fucking good in changsha so these girls tend to be a bit fatter.

PATCH WHEN

Did you even read the post?

I don't think you know what that word means

t. kiddy fiddler

@148942990
Sad attempt to get (You)s. Go away senpai

How big is your loli folder?

@148943182
Don't got one unless you count illya who is not for fapping. But keep trying senpai.

>don't got one
>oh expect for this one

???

>Says loli folder
>Gets a reaction image
>I-it's a loli folder!
???

>expect
nigga you've been complaining and misusing words for two threads now
q cc inbreds get it fucking together

>Using another loli to prove your point
Keep trying pedo

I haven't posted in the other general about this argument. I lurked it.

Nice use a of a child image though. Typical.

>my point
you've got the wrong nigger retards
here, have a reaction image that's suited for more your type

explain to me how this is a loli

Classic pedo.

Posts an ugly old woman thinking anyone who isn't into into children must be into uggo oldies. Neck yourself.

You need to get your eyes checked if you think that's not a loli

Same old ass man posting.

Can we just gas pedos already

500 gems weekly quest? Is this a meme?

Pretty big desu

That's nothing. I have been getting a daily quest that rewards a green block for ps4

Probably a fuck up on hirez part.

kek

Sauce?

Hopefully jing Wei gets the tier 5 skin this year

No chance jing will get a T5.

ok but explain

and what are your thoughts on pic related

Can you please stop posting children? It's disgusting

consol release when

With Rat, do I just use my 1 into my 2 or 3?It almost feels too simplistic.

she's literally over 18

never, rev up those arcades

>she's literally over 18
Surething pedo

kek challenger nu wa was supposed to come out next week. hirez fucked up and you can buy it now.

Fucking every time, they fuck up the most simple things.

Honestly I'm only 23 and I do find that getting off with anyone under 20 when I'm not really drunk is weird and makes me feel pedo-y It's not the looks really it's just the manerisms and the way they talk, I'm sure there are 18 year olds that act older but I haven't met one yet.

Im 19 and I would fuck the shit out of Jing Wei and you at the same time

Sobek skin was supposed to be 600 too according to the summer of smite web page. Don't know if they changed it or fucked up here too.

I'm 28 and would fuck jing, scylla, you and the other guy.

I'm into Veeky Forums chicks, personally wouldn't date anyone younger than 21. I don't even like Jing desu

my point was that he doesn't know what a pedo is, either that or he's just shitposting

>challenger Nu Wa
God damnit is Nu Wa nothing but fetish fuel?

What did you all get in the nu wa and sobek skins enigma chests?

Fucking chronos clap and bakasura vp here. Medusa pedestal is also shit.

hello I still need sauce please

It was a bug, they fixed it now. Some people managed to do it quick enough and get the gems though.

>hear Jing Wei VP
>"oh hi senpai"

Jing is literally the worst Smite girl.

Nu Wa is for hug not fug

I want to tit fuck her.

thanks dickheads stayed up all night for this answer just to get no gems

Ra recolor and Anhur T2 not bad

thought she says oh hey senpai?..

Are you fucking retarded? Why didn't you just log into the client and see for yourself?

Oh we're still doing that...

because I'm supposed TO BE ASLEEP RIGHT NOW you fucking dickface

Then get to bed already. You missed the gems now, it was a bug that got fixed.

>legitimately enjoy playing Jing Wei
>legitimately enjoy playing Fafnir

Am I bad for playing underpowered gods? I really can't help it I just find them too fun.

>Jing Wei
>apollo ult as a passive rotate everywhere in a matter of seconds and gank your ass
>can't get behind from a death, just fly to your wave and catch up with the farm
>roid that does 1400 damage
>underpowered

Oh hey фaм

Devil Horns Raijin and High Counselor Athena.

Hun Batz skin when?

Reminder to sign up for the 1v1 tournament that will be next Saturday. July 30th

There are prizes: 1st - 800gems, 2nd- 400gems, 3rd - Cutesey Freya icon.

It's easy as hell to sign up and be a memelord: challonge.com/SmiggenTourney

Some matches in the tourney will be streamed, and I should make it known that casting positions are filled.

Never, the poor monkey will never get a new skin.

>whisper bans

Fuck off cucksing. Shouldn't you be on blacked.com right now?

>HDfred

Noice, Fred memematches where the most entertaining part of last year edition.

>needs to knock herself up and risk putting herself out of position in order to give herself an attack speed buff
>If the enemy does look like they're about to take advantage of her temporary helplessness she will need to use her 3 to move back into a safe location
>2 abilities wasted and a ton of Mana consumed in order for her to keep up in farm

>800 gems
wow, literally nothing

>duel autism
>all those cock sucking shitlords who'll go for amcchronoskalihebo

I'm really looking forward to participate to this event,

Are you that same autist from yesterday who had to be explained to not only by myself but from random people in the thread also on the importance of blind pick?

Counter picking is a thing in MOBAs. It's a part of them, that's why pick and ban stages are so important and interesting cucklord.

Keep trying to make yourself sound right, you're literally the only one arguing for this position. You're a good entertainment for my morning.

Can someone else set this up but without hellsing being in charge? I really don't want to join if he's publicly organizing it.

He can organize it behind the scene and play too, but publicly I would rather not be associated with a cuck. That's suicide on Veeky Forums.

Correct, that's why hirez host tournaments with whisper bans. You got me.

Hirez doesnt do 1v1 tournaments iirc.
You that's an interesting topic. I literally said that I should lead it publicly because there are 2-3 autists that sperg out when I am in the thread. Guess I was right.

NEW FANFIC WHERE HELLSING DOESN'T LOSE AND GETS THE GIRL WHEN

I am ashamed to liking SWK, since that cuck RP's a special snowflake version of him. No wonder Robot left that loser.

>character is underpowered because abilities use mana and takes damage when attacked by other gods
>actually needing the accessory atk spd buff

cupid has an atk spd buff too when he dashes yet you don't see him initiating with it . it's a plus you get when you find yourself having to go into the whirlwind, not something crucial.

>he is quite short for a male

Is hellsing implying that he's a manlet?

>illya
My name is Illya and I'm male slav

are you a russian gay faggot too ?

I may be a faggot but I'm not gay. Although I'm kinda in to traps and feminine penises but I don't consider them gay.

>but I don't consider them gay.

I'm glad you could agree, user.

I'll smash ya boipussy ya cheeky cunt

Come on and try big boy.