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i wish i could play overwatch
this game sucks

overwatch is worse

no more gay posting !!

>medic main
why don't you get on your knees you slut

this sounds like shit

you have bad taste

please don't be mean :(
it may not be very musically pleasing but it sounds fun!!!!!!!

That's the wrong game for it

all healer mains are sluts, doesn't matter if their in-game character is slutty or not. this is a fact

medic is a total faggot anyways

im a total faggot anyway

shut the fuck up slut nobody asked you anything

My interest for penises has nothing to do with my role

so youre not denying it
wow
faggot

That's gay

hahah yeah that's what you tell yourself
literally the only reason you play medic is because you love to suck your pocket's dick
now get on your knees, slut

NO!

am i gonna have to force your little gay face into my cock?
i bet you would like that, wouldn't you? you would pretend to struggle but you would be rock hard in your pants, begging in your head that i fuck your little slutty ass until you pass out

Maybe, but that's really lewd, okay?
Teamfortress 2

Jesus fucking Christ don't you retards have anything better to do

hey now, i'm talking about tf2
you know, how medic mains are all dick-thirsty submissive faggots who's only role is keeping their big men pockets alive and then suck them off as their reward for stomping noobs

Not everyone is like that, it's just me that has the thoughts sometimes! Jeez, don't be such a bully

(u on the bottom)

Lewd, but kinda hot

more like

jizz for cows

a gif of jon arbuckle disco dancing, entitled "that's the way (aha aha) i kike it (aha aha)"

jokes on you i sit under the aircon at work

>mfw spent years using Microsoft Wheel Optical mice that i jacked from school
>mfw buying a mouse that costs more than 10€ for the first time in my life
how did i do

How long is the heavy vs pyro war suppose to be anyway?

i don't know
who cares

until the TF team decides to work in a workday again

I got a Zowie FK2 some days ago. It's good.

>press E to call daddy
>h-ha ha guys I'm totally on top of this

Don't kid yourself soldier, you're everyone's bitch

No, still alive

who needs to press e, i just call my sluts with my mic
and while i can easily frag on my own in mostly any situation, your sole and only job ever is to heal the team and keep me buffed
who's the bitch here?

are there even any soldier mains here
i feel like all tf2gs main scout, medic or an irrelevant class

i've played pubs better than this wth

>jump on mid
>get half a kill and die because you had 65hp
>m-medic why didn't you buff me ;_;

You're literal scout food on your own, and denying it isn't helping your cause mate

I'm gonna make a team fortress map using the Frontline community asset pack that just came out, I've got a good idea for the style and layout, but I don't know whether or not to make it payload or control point. It's gonna be a linear map for sure. Here's a poll strawpoll.me/10785602

Which kind of control point

if 5cp that desu

3 point, linear. Normal CP, not a variant. I can't mirror the idea I have, so payload and cp are the two modes that I've landed on.

>roaming
hahahahah no i'm not a cuck
you really are a scout main though, right? that's funny

highlander lobbies are basically pubs
>invite friend that havent played TF2 in over a year to HL lobby
>only engi available
>he topscores as widowmaker engie with the winger

>implying medic isnt scout food

>faggots
i was going to vote but i didn't beceause you're mean

im food

well shit i wanted to play a bit of hl before jumping to 6s
forgot to mention that i was the only one in the mumble from either teams,i thought even though that it isn't required there would be atleast like 6 people
nobody talked in voice chat either

any tips for playing at 10kb/s with 3sec connection break every minute or two? is it hopeless?

i started maining w+m1 pyro this summer to deal with the poor connection from the heat but it's still a complete mess, yet it's my only multiplayer game that still works at this speed

I used it as a term of endearment

>engie with the winger
uh

>h-ha ha guys I'm totally fine on my own who needs a medic xd
>r-roaming? N-no thanks I'd prefer to stay close to daddy where I'm safe
ebin

cute

getting better internet helps

thank you
i was expecting better communication from my team
i got stuck on the wooden wall thing outside upward last and couldn't move

the only choices where I live are charter and pasty.net, charter is the faster one

i love my tf2gfu

bind o explode

then press o

o

f

you know you can actually kill people without jumping into the enemy team and instantly die right?
no, you wouldn't know. because all you know about is healing your big men so they can protect your little girly ass from danger

i ended up killing myself with the basher

>I don't know what roaming means
Guess I should have expected as much, most people posting here don't play the game after all

>thinking playing medic counts as actually playing the game
keep dreaming sissy
you'll never be good at videogames or anything other than sucking big fat dicks

same

>upgraded quickplay
kek

>being a no name edgy retard

i bet you clear your friends list monthly or more often than that

dude your name is missing

>clear your friends list
kek, I don't even have friends

i never EVER deleted someone off my friends list

the closest i do to deleting is adding them to my "?????????????" group which currently contains 2 people away for 3 years and a russian that has no games on his account

>saying kek every post
>I don't have friends
what? no way

>not even attempting to discredit my statement
So that's settled, then.

Exactly, what a surprise.

i perfectly understand the concepts of roaming and pocketing, do you?

also
>not even attempting to discredit my statement
so that's settled then
but don't worry, i'm sure you're the best at sucking cocks

post id noob

i meant that metal hand thing for minisentries, not the winger, lmao

Shitposting doesn't count as playing the game user, and neither does talking like a 13 year old

GUNSLINGER, how can you not fucking know that.

>that red soldier
???????????

i play this game regularly bb
and anyways, keep saying whatever you want, but just tell me
you ARE a medic main, right?
and you ARE a sissy little slut, right?
at least see if you can lie, don't avoid the question out of shame ok?

Why are you hating on medic mains?

i never ever play engi

blank never loses!

oh no, i'm not hating
medic mains are the cutest

yeah i know

is he a known tf2c shitter?

I am not a medic main.

That is not to stop me from telling you not to bite the hand that feeds you. You're presumably doing well playing the easiest class, whoop-dee-doo, that's hardly an excuse to scream at people like an infant.

how do i get good with demolitions man?

left click
right click

get flashy items
make a medic pocket you
throw explosives at enemies
t.

holy shit i forgot how good it feels to 3v1 people as scout

this is my face when someone tries to take me in a 1v1

*wipes your entire team across the map*
*spinbots*

sniping is a gud job mate :33

new tagg video

youtube.com/watch?v=dqpUfb8Z3BI

*pockets u with the vaccinator*
WUNDERBAR

no its an anime reference
just let it go

>unironically watching anime aND making anime references
oh wow