Please post some cool Bernie cars :)

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>meme magic is real

here. This is what you can expect to own.
>IN ONLY 3 YEARS COMRADE, YOU WILL OWN GLORIOUS VEHICLE PROVIDED BY THE GOVERNMENT

>my comedy source? fox news
>my news source? comedy central

kill yourself immediately

>eagles
they probably live within 100 miles of me, jesus christ

Or perhaps you can trade your food tokens to a fellow hero of the union to buy an old FAST (Federally Approved Sports Transport) car!

>victory brewing
Confirmed within 50 miles of me

you imperialist pig, do you believe you are better than your fellow man? You do not need to travel faster than the government approved speed.

Even the Soviets threw down on the toegay from time to time.

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>"Come on, Sergei. Drive me like old times. Maybe enjoy Coca Cola hidden in fishing shack while Major Gruskovak is taking shit."
>"Seatbelt? No need for such luxuries."

Soon the streets will run red.

Unfortunately it's almost certain that Hillary's going to get it unless things change significantly.

There's going to be a lot of angry people on both sides.

Jesus why was that deleted so damn quick?

no commies on Veeky Forums

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I legitimately thought that sticker said

>Everyone's an Autist
I spend too much fucking time here

Is this a cuck mobile thread?

Local O/C 1/5

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>mlp
>stupid people shouldn't breed
don't worry, you won't.

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5/5

Looks like that sticker was put on several years ago, when Comedy Central sadly was a pretty good news source.

Of course now the good talent has abandoned ship and there's essentially no one behind the wheel now.

>THE FAST FAND THE URIOUS

google democratic socialism

it's not communism you insufferable cunt

the excretion of poopy from bumhole

If its to the left of Trump then its fucking communism Bernie bitch.

>thinking americans know anything about political theory

democratic socialism is revisionist garbage though

oh democratic socialism. So we get to vote who steals all our property?

That's not nearly as bad as the retard who can't use a camera.

There was literally nothing wrong with the Soviet Union. You've been fed imperialist propaganda by your brainwashed parents for your entire lives.

>you insufferable cunt
Movement of peace

You know who isn't feeling the Bern?

HIS WIFE!

My parents grew up in the Soviet Union dude.
It wasn't that good m8. You had to wait like 5 years to get a car, and not everyone even afforded them.

>whats worse than technocratic socialism?
>socialism where 51% of morons direct the totality of a nations economy

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You guys are idiots. I really hope that most of you are 16 and not actually adults

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As opposed to 1%?

>implying it won't still be 1%

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There's no way this isn't a ruse

You'd be fucking surprised at how far the abyss goes down, m8

Veeky Forums is actually pretty tame compared to a lot of shit that goes on at tumblr and even normie websites.

He is right. Union wan't a good place to live. Not the worst, but definetely not the best

It's communism you VOTED FOR! wow!

>he thinks bernie isn't corrupt and in the pockets of his own set of special interests

PUT IT IN H

They're just idiots, it's all the same shit to them. Most Americans think "the 1%" is describing anyone with a job, they don't even know about the Walton family's existence.

>filename
>an idiot who chooses to get a tattoo is somehow being branded by an evil corporation

kys

You're the idiot here, supporting socialism while living the life of privilege that capitalism has brought you.

>Most Americans think "the 1%" is describing anyone with a job
I'm pretty sure that's flat out fucking fabrication. NOBODY on the face of the planet thinks that, you complete and utter braindead retard.

Yes we do you dumb bitch

We also know that most countries under democratic socialism are shitholes.


Social democracy is ok.


What's the difference you ask? In democratic socialism the state owns the means of production and sets quotas, in social democracies the profits of capitalism are taxed to run social programs.


One system works and one does not.


The average Sanders moron thinks they are the same thing

>while living the life of privilege that capitalism has brought you.

I have to wait a year to visit the endocrinologist to find out why i have lumps growing on my thyroid.

I FEEL SUCH PRIVILEGE! THOSE DUMB EUROCUNTS DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT REAL CAPITALISM!

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>le one percent rules us all maymay

Even if that was true better them than this lot

Now you're just lying. Either that or too stupid to go see a doctor on your own and waiting for someone to do it for you.

>moronic bernout complaining about capitalism while he POSTS ON THE INTERNET from his own computer or "smart phone" or, sitting inside an air conditioned building
Don't you see the irony here? How about you live like a socialist if you want socialism? Take only what you need and give the rest away. You don't need your smartphone or computer or air conditioning or car or house or any of that. You can survive in squalor with a tiny apartment and a bus ticket.

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>Either that or too stupid to go see a doctor on your own

The endocrinologist is the doctor. I made the appointment last June, waited 6 months, and they pushed it forward 6 more for this June.

>waiting for someone to do it for you

What? How could someone else do it for me?

>moronic bernout complaining about capitalism while he POSTS ON THE INTERNET from his own computer

A $200 computer is hardly something that socialism would keep me from getting.

>sitting inside an air conditioned building

And? I know HVAC, i could build it myself without capitalism.

Driverless vehicles and factory automation will absolutely create mass unemployment. So what would you say to the millions of people that lose their jobs to robots in the next 20 years?

Literally what medieval peasants were saying about their lords and masters

>why don't you (live like shit) if you like demsoc so much
Or I could just live in Germany, as I do, which works just fine. Inb4 refugee memes, they're still much less than your nigger problem.

It's so reddit it hurts

Germany is a social democracy

Not a socialist state moron

And you think this Bernard could twist the US to any further degree even if he executive action'd everything? Get real.

>not voting for Gary Johnson

Maybe he can get rid of the corruption by getting rid of public sector unions.

www.policemisconduct.net

Over here it's illegal for state servants to form unions or to strike. They're expected to do their duty and such a thing as striking would be seen as treason to the state. That said, in turn, we have much more widespread unions in the private sector. That's something you could pick up on.

Wait, scratch that, they do form unions, but striking is still treason.

Is there anything more degenerate than bumper stickers

>2016
>not being a voluntarist egoist

the workers movement is a spook

>Americans would have to learn manual
not gonna happen famalam

Lmao i was 100% sure it said autist until i read your post

>top cunt
>yellow autism
>BG pone
SHIT TASTE/10

>my news source? Comedy Central

Please get cancer

youtube.com/watch?v=x-8r3Z-BR7M

I was hellbent on hating this person until
>watch for motorcycles

Now I can't help but feel like they're not a shitty person. What the fug

I just had 9 surgeries over the past year for an extremely rare condition called tracheal stinosis. I am one of a handful of men in the country that get it, because most people who get it are women.

My ENT said I had maybe 2 weeks to live had I not gotten a swift operation at Tampa General Hospital. If I lived in a big Canadian city (I was born in Toronto), I probably would be dead by now.

Despite all these surgeries, I've paid roughly $3k. Most of which is being reimbursed by my healthcare provider.

>Trump spent a Corvette's worth on ads and BTFO everyone
based

Ya because you want trump to win right? Americans are retarded.

Thx bb remember to pay your taxes and take in refugees

>missing the carbon fiber option
Bernie is the 99%

There's no good choice in the elections so in the end it doesn't even matter

I tried so hard, and got so far...

>Why won't Americans just elect an eco-feminist green party like we have yet? OMG I can't believe they're so heteropatriarchically inclined towards hate and anger. But, uh, I think I'll actually vote for the radical Islamist party next year since I'm scared for my life. Maybe if I play dead Muhammad will leave me alone. Good thing we b& guns and replaced every gun in the hands of a child with three muslim dicks instead.

I do want trump to win. Some Berniefag lost his shit yesterday when I told him I was voting trump

>Social democracy is ok
SWEDEN, YES!

Du vet att vi fortfarande är kapitalister va?
Socialdemokrati är endast i namnet.

I saw a Tercel wagon today festooned with Bernie and MLP stickers. Stopped right behind ANOTHER Tercel wagon at a stop light.

Only in Minneapolis.

dat 'stupid ppl should not breed' is glorious and ironic i love it

>several years ago, when Comedy Central was a pretty good news source

CAN'T STOP THE TRUMP TRAIN

WOO WOO

Bernie better than Hillary though.

>at a college near you!

>that filename
10/10

>and yet the car is a Cruz

>Social democracy is ok.
democratic socialism and social democracy are equal stances
bernie is actually centrist by wold political veiws, he is a social democrat
he's just a dumbass american who doesn't know the proper terminology

Bernie and Trump are both going to be denied their parties' nominations.

Trump supporters, prepare yourselves to get former Bernie supporters pissed off and ready to absolutely wreck shit in 2020.

Hey, assholes. This is actually my car.

That pic was actually taken over a year ago, so here's an updated one. I also sticker-bombed two of the fenders if you want pics of those as well.

Well yeah, neither side wants any change from our current system. We revolution later comrades.