/owg/ - Overwatch General

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>buff zen to ridiculousness
>give mccree weird sniper buffs
>give d.va bad buffs
>don't fix hanzo's arrow hitboxes

lmao so-called reputable game developer cant even balance a game properlhy

>people call her blueberry
>she's purple

lets start this off right

start the map by holding the choke instead of holding right in front of their doors

Just got four gold medals and a 19 player kill streak with DVA. I was good with her before the patch now shes an absolute monster.

She is officially blue

The patch literally only made more heroes viable than before

Good patch

time to get your eyes checked mate

Tracer is so useless
Tracer is so fun
How do I cope?

who is the best defense hero?

>that hitscan
>that smug
>dat ass
Best girl.

She just is.

>you are powered up get in there!
OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>play genji
>flank the enemy, killing high value targets, causing chaos among their ranks
>use ultimate at best opportunities wiping out 2-4 heroes every minute or so
>get 3 gold medals
>lose anyway
>"worst genji i ever seen"
>"LOL we had a genji?"

love this episode

>4 games with teams made up of Anas and Dvas

this is e to the z oh twiddle dee-gusting.

Daily reminder that Mercy is best waifu

>attack hanzo

That little archway choke between attack's spawn and the first point is a deathtrap

Post sexy widowmaker please

>Hanzo

“Please,” Randy Pitchford says, on his knees on the street corner. His jacket is in tatters, heavy bags are under his eyes - he obviously has not slept in weeks
“Please, 15 dollars. That’s good, right? And we’ll give you a Borderlands game! People still like those, right? A-and some of our paid currency! So you can get a funny skin!”
“I just need…I just need a little to help me get by, I made some bad decisions, they’re gonna break my thumbs, they already took Anthony’s Wii U, please, h-help.."

Tfw atleast a million people across the world came to Mercy alone

bastion

I agree with this post btw.

You first.

>hanzo exists

>our ana ults our Reinhardt
>at that exact moment mercy flies in front of him
>gets hit instead

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT MERCY

Why is Tracer so bad at this superhero thing?

>Defense is an actual class type

this actually gave feels

...

mfw Ana ults me as 76, man was not made to go at such speeds.

She is perfection

Sheriff McCree skin with a 'reach for the sky' ult line fucking when

>all defense are shit and outclassed by offense

That butt is too pixelated.

That's so "Battlefield sniper doesn't understand why his team doesn't appreciate him sitting on a hill 500 meters away from the objective."

Fuck blizzard for trying to get rid of all the good overwatch porn on the Internet

why are people this mad over small things like whos gonna play ana i was a reaper

It's starting to get genuinely sad.

)^:

Kys Randy

How's ranked today? I'm a bit scared to touch it.

Genuinely think Bastion is sleeper decent

Not sleeper op
Not sleeper broken

Just sleeper "playable". In that he kinda works in that pros have played him, and he does make a good surprise pick

Basically needs rein shield though

I'm waiting.

Help him. Spend 15$, c'mon, help this poor man get his son's Wii U back.

>start match
>3 people pick Ana
>pre-match 60 seconds go by as they silently play chicken waiting for someone to switch off of her
>out of pure stubbornness, no one does
>we lose bad

These fucking hitbox changes are unbearable
Are you fucking happy faggots? Because of all your bitching about Hanzo, who wasn't even meta, now everyone else who isn't Pharah and wasn't a problem, including Reaper and Genji, are now shit.
Congratulations. Enjoy your endless flying whores.

He already has a reach for the sky voice line.

>yfw mercy whips out her pistol and fucks shit up

>Someone was playing as Rein
>I try to be smug to another teammate while saying catchphrase
>Rein won't stop saying "Catchphrase"
>I start saying it over the mic
Fun

It's not like they tried too hard, since nothing happened.

This pic is fucking with my eyes, holy shit. Something about the combo of the blur and colours

i always laugh when i see a bastion sneak up on the enemies

junkrat and bastion are the only two good ones

)^

>zen and sniper mccree running rampant
>pharah is a problem

B8 is looking a bit weak there m8

Rest in peace my handsome japanese dragon man

Is it just me or is Tracer now the least popular of the Overwatch gals despite how much she's been used in the game's advertising?

If you have nothing better to provide than this tumblr shit, then maybe you should leave.

>my team is lvl 9, lvl 22, lvl 41, lvl 80, lvl 88 and me at lvl 160 soloqueue
>their team is lvl 180, lvl 199, lvl 232, lvl 255, lvl 321 and lvl 355 stack

Fair and balanced matchmaking. Every game is like this since I hit lvl 100. Pretty much quitting the game because of it. Levels dont matter past a certain point, but literal shitters that have 2 hours played are not at my skill level nor are they a match for people with 300+ hours played.

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H E L P

>literally complaining that you have to hit the target

I think Mei is a little less popular than her but she's definitely down there

ever since the patch iv noticed that iv been swimming in potgs as Reinhardt

twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/707010249455067137
So did blizzard shit on stillborn yet?

>@battleborn gg ez

Her hype was fun in the beginning but now its time to chill out with the waifus like Mercy and Widow

>WAHH I HAVE TO AIM NOW

May he rest in peace and be reincarnated as a badass dragon.

Your post made me imagine a bastion being air dropped behind enemy lines

Then I imagined, what if there was a birdman hero

That could fly and shit, and his ult would be picking someone up and flying them over the enemy. Doing an attack run carrying turret bastion. Or even tank bastion

That's not Symmetra.

>they already took Anthony’s Wii U,

Post Burch shenanigans, please. I'm trying to collect all the ones relating to him being a cuk and a hypocrite.

What's the deal with these updates? The download speeds are outright lying to me and pausing themselves while the PTR server tries to steal download time.

I hope this ends up being better for Hanzo in the long run. As in, they buff his stuff elsewhere.

I actually like Hanzo.

>all these ana's in quick play
>i just pick winston and fuck em over
mfw

I picked Ana in QP and this happened. When will all the spergs leave QP?

Shit, you're right. I forgot all about her even though I played as her a couple of times last night.

I guess she's the least popular then.

I blame the super busy outfit. Despite her name, she's got nothing on her default to distract you from the asymmetry of her attire.

>flying in and stealing their defenses
Okay, actually, that would be pretty fucking good.

Birdman hero when?
>steal their turrets
>steal their bastions
>steal their reinhardt

>tfw i have 5890 overcoins
>tfw i wanna spend them but summer skins could be announced soon

what do i do family

i'm interested in the following:

legendary (1000):

ana - captain amari
mccree - riverboat
mercy - valkyrie
tracer - ultraviolet
zarya - arctic

epic (250):

tracer - posh
reinhardt - paragon
zenyatta - the purple one

i wanna save 2000-3000 just in case and only want one of the above tracer skins

help

I AINT POSTIN NO MORE NSFW I GOT BANUU LAST TIME

when is the patch dropping man

You sure you didn't get banned because of your shittaste?

I like the colors of her outfit a lot, but yeah I definitely notice a lot that her outfit isn't very symmetrical.

no

It's times like these that I'm glad consoles don't have chat.

>defending team ignores the robot the size of a VW Bug "sneaking" behind them while they're camping the payload on Dorado
>AWAKE! JUDGEMENT GUN MORPHING!
>TEAM KILL

Yeah I don't get it. Quickplay is basically now the designated Fuck Around mode. Comp even has seperate stats.

Maybe they're just too bad for Comp?

This morning

Can someone tell me if Mei's Ice Block healing charges her Ult now?